Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[area51drone]

Why would you call Jazz a pussy?

I wasn't aware I did, but why wouldn't anyone call him one?

[paladin1991]

I wasn't aware I did, but why wouldn't anyone call him one?

Oh wait.  Got my glasses.  Read it w/o my glasses while your avatar was flashing me her...well you know.  She's hot for me.

[area51drone]

Thank you to those who gave their lives so that I can post freely on bellgab.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Skyfall

Heh, heh. Bateman did mention he was moving and this looked like a fix me up so I just thought ....

[jazmunda]

Yes I ate here again today and it was delicious.

[jazmunda]

I didn't try this but they have a competition where you can try to eat their "Super Colossal Wiener" which is a 25 inch hot dog. They have a Wall of Fame for those that have finished it in under 5 minutes (1st photo) and a Wall of Shame for those that have taken longer (top of 2nd photo). There is also a did not finish wall near the floor for those pussies who can't eat at 25 inch phallic object (bottom of 2nd photo).

[bateman]

I didn't try this but they have a competition where you can try to eat their "Super Colossal Wiener" which is a 25 inch hot dog. They have a Wall of Fame for those that have finished it in under 5 minutes (photo 1) and a Wall of Shame for those that have taken longer (top of photo 2). There is also a did not finish wall near the floor for those pussies who can't eat at 25 inch phallic object (bottom of photo 2).

Do they have a similar wall in the bathroom?

[jazmunda]

Do they have a similar wall in the bathroom?

They do as a matter of fact with a hole that would fit a wiener. Funny that.

[bateman]

They do as a matter of fact with a hole that would fit a wiener. Funny that.

[b_dubb]

I didn't try this but they have a competition where you can try to eat their "Super Colossal Wiener" which is a 25 inch hot dog. They have a Wall of Fame for those that have finished it in under 5 minutes (photo 1) and a Wall of Shame for those that have taken longer (top of photo 2). There is also a did not finish wall near the floor for those pussies who can't eat at 25 inch phallic object (bottom of photo 2).

jaz do me a solid and get the names of all the women who were able to engulf the 25 incher. I'm trying to plan a much needed vacation

[jazmunda]

Oooh. I thought someone was just washing it for me. 

[jazmunda]

jaz do me a solid and get the names of all the women who were able to engulf the 25 incher. I'm trying to plan a much needed vacation

It was mostly a sausage fest, pardon the pun, on that wall.

The women that were on it are not worth the plane trip.

[b_dubb]

It was mostly a sausage fest, pardon the pun, on that wall.

The women that were on it are not worth the plane trip.

Vegas it is

[jazmunda]

Vegas it is

Wait. I see what you did here. By implying that you wanted to meet a women who was "able to engulf the 25 incher" you implied that you ..... wished you had a massive wiener. Nice to meet you Carlos Danger.

[b_dubb]

Wait. I see what you did here. By implying that you wanted to meet a women who was "able to engulf the 25 incher" you implied that you ..... wished you had a massive wiener. Nice to meet you Carlos Danger.

Sir I'll have you know that my "name" is Julio DANGLER

[jazmunda]

Sir I'll have you know that my "name" is Julio DANGLER

Well played Sir. I see you know your sexual innuendo names well.

[b_dubb]

Well played Sir. I see you know your sexual innuendo names well.

[pate]

As will any good author, he wrote books of fiction not law

...So you are going to sift through Chaucer for something meaningful to write...

[jazmunda]

[pate]

Just caught and threw a 'June-bug' out the back door... Last time I checked it was May.

[pate]

http://www.joanocean.com/index.html

[McPhallus]

Jackstar

Someone's obsessed!

[pate]

Drooly

[Yorkshire pud]

His question will have gone waaaaaaayyyyy over her head.

[eddie dean]

His question will have gone waaaaaaayyyyy over her head.

heh heh

[pate]

A friend of mine drinks beer on ice...

Weird until you try it...

Still he does it with light beer, I tried it with craft beer...

I like my way better...

[PB the Deplorable]

A friend of mine drinks beer on ice...

Weird until you try it...

Still he does it with light beer, I tried it with craft beer...

I like my way better...

By 'on ice' do you mean he puts ice in the beer?

I'll do that from time to time, say when I bring unrefrigerated beer home from the store - I don't think it hurts it to put in an ice cube or two 

[b_dubb]

I bet Kim K can get that 25 incher down her gullet.

[MV/Liberace!]

god damnit.... who brought this asshole to my attention again??? FUCK ... now i can't look away...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mYBc5JH_64

ok, i'm sold.  where can i donate?

[b_dubb]

ok, i'm sold.  where can i donate?

why is it that freak from True Detective keeps showing up on this site? I mean that was a fucking amazing show but enough already.