Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[wr250]

people who post about conspiracy theories on bellgab, and dont know who george noory is

[bateman]

I'm banned for life from the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas for loudly and sincerely threatening to take a dump on a dealer's head.

[jazmunda]

people who post about conspiracy theories on bellgab, and dont know who george noory is

Ha ha ha.

Perhaps news members should have to prove their hatred of Noory or their love of Bell. No inbetweens. Pick a side.

He could have Prosopagnosia

[jazmunda]

I'm banned for life from the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas for loudly and sincerely threatening to take a dump on a dealer's head.

Is that your quote or someone elses?

Well played if it was you.

[bateman]

Is that your quote or someone elses?

Well played if it was you.

From this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2626ka/where_are_you_banned_from_and_what_did_you_do_to/

Highlights:

i got banned from the local Hooters because I drank a liter of evan williams and vomited all over the place.

When I was a teen I was temporarily banned from my bf's house after his mom walked in on her sweet little boy with his dick up my ass.

[jazmunda]

From this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2626ka/where_are_you_banned_from_and_what_did_you_do_to/

Highlights:

When I was a teen I was temporarily banned from my bf's house after his mom walked in on her sweet little boy with his dick up my ass.

Are you sure this one wasn't yours?

[Birdie]

I've wasted two hours today reading about and looking at photographic evidence of Faul McCartney. My conclusions: either Paul had massive plastic surgery in the mid 60's or it is two different dudes. The heads, man, the heads. They are two different shapes and sizes. I love the internet.

[jazmunda]

I love Fred!!!!


http://youtu.be/eErz2LkozRk

[Jackstar]

I've wasted two hours today reading about and looking at photographic evidence of Faul McCartney. My conclusions: either Paul had massive plastic surgery in the mid 60's or it is two different dudes. The heads, man, the heads. They are two different shapes and sizes. I love the internet.

Taking the Dead Paul story seriously was never something that occured to me until just now, thank you for the tip. The evidence is indeed compelling.

[Birdie]

This is a good one: http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html 

[steelbot]

I've wasted two hours today reading about and looking at photographic evidence of Faul McCartney. My conclusions: either Paul had massive plastic surgery in the mid 60's or it is two different dudes. The heads, man, the heads. They are two different shapes and sizes. I love the internet.

There is a movie, was on netflix that is supposedly the last will and testament of George Harrison...about this very subject.

[jazmunda]

There is a movie, was on netflix that is supposedly the last will and testament of George Harrison...about this very subject.

PAUL McCARTNEY REALLY IS DEAD: The Last Testament of George Harrison.


http://youtu.be/O6zUI4Yd8Lw

[steelbot]

PAUL McCARTNEY REALLY IS DEAD: The Last Testament of George Harrison.


http://youtu.be/O6zUI4Yd8Lw

That's it! Thanks Jaz!

[area51drone]

What would the world be like... without Jazmunda?


Hook (8/8) Movie CLIP - The End of Hook (1991) HD

[jazmunda]

What would the world be like... without Jazmunda?


Hook (8/8) Movie CLIP - The End of Hook (1991) HD

Do you have some women to objectify?

[area51drone]

Do you have some women to objectify?

Don't you have some toilet humor or cock pic references to make?

[jazmunda]

Don't you have some toilet humor or cock pic references to make?

Yes. Yes I do.


http://youtu.be/TmIuXyiEzCE

Cock Pics

You're welcome.

[aldousburbank]

Discovered behind the local CVS
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[b_dubb]

PAUL McCARTNEY REALLY IS DEAD: The Last Testament of George Harrison.


http://youtu.be/O6zUI4Yd8Lw

I see at least one comment that this is a mockumentary. Definitely bs

[jazmunda]

I see at least one comment that this is a mockumentary. Definitely bs

Always the party pooper b_dubb but alas you are correct.

[eddie dean]

http://www.nkayesel.com/2014/04/17/10-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-social-media/

[jazmunda]

http://www.nkayesel.com/2014/04/17/10-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-social-media/

I doesn't mention anything about the serial cockpicer. The GabCast Social Media Empire is safe.

[MV/Liberace!]

[Catsmile]

Reading the vaguely loveable, bottom feeders gives me the burning shits... TaintCo Help!

[jazmunda]

You've all probably heard about the website:

Cats That Look Like Hitler

But have you heard about the equally funny website:

Things That Look Like Hitler

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Reading the vaguely loveable, bottom feeders gives me the burning shits... TaintCo Help!

I might as well climb into the hand basket now, because that picture made me laugh like hell.  Nothing, not even an eternity of unbearable torment, can take that away from me.

And while I really hate to nitpick, according to many self-styled theologians, the correct name for the figure that artists have traditionally depicted, in one idealized form or another, as the Exalted Pitcher is actually "Jesus H."

[Catsmile]

I might as well climb into the hand basket now, because that picture made me laugh like hell.  Nothing, not even an eternity of unbearable torment, can take that away from me....

My work here is done... for the moment. 

[b_dubb]

hoooooolllleeeeeee shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttt. is that bourbon in that glass?

[jazmunda]

hoooooolllleeeeeee shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttt. is that bourbon in that glass?

With parents of the year like his you would think it would have to be.

[PB the Deplorable]

Was he a mean baby?