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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:12:49 AM
I do what I want, bunny.

Its quite a fucking insult to tell your friend he's too fat for you. Hurtful to say the least.

K_Dubb


AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:14:02 AM
Plus he calls me horrible racial epithets ALL the time.  ::)

I know. Hispanics are very racist people by and large. My African American ex-girlfriend explained it to me thoroughly.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:14:58 AM
Its quite a fucking insult to tell your friend he's too fat for you. Hurtful to say the least.

If you were hot I would creep on you, be grateful.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:14:30 AM
You're the only one I know who's eaten poo.

It depends. If she's a dime, any down ass nibba will eat it out her ass. If she's anythng less, off a plate will do.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:16:23 AM
MD's tastes like poo.

It’s not specialty coffee. I drink the people’s coffee and it’s delicious! :P

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:17:04 AM
If you were hot I would creep on you, be grateful.

Oh, I've been crushed on by gayboys in my salad days...its a yucky feeling...to feel like a piece of meat.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:18:13 AM
It depends. If she's a dime, any down ass nibba will eat it out her ass. If she's anythng less, off a plate will do.

Yikes!  I was talking about the lake story.  ew bunny

pate

dubya, are you all high on your Black Peet’s coffee?

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:18:58 AM
It’s not specialty coffee. I drink the people’s coffee and it’s delicious! :P

Yuban?

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:16:23 AM
MD's tastes like poo.

Lee let slip onna show sometime that he drinks instant coffee. I think its an open secret that I'm all in on the dude, but I did throw up in my throat a little when I found that out.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:19:07 AM
Oh, I've been crushed on by gayboys in my salad days...its a yucky feeling...to feel like a piece of meat.

It takes a strong and confident man to stand up to such withering scrutiny.  A man like Michael Decon.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:19:38 AM
Yikes!  I was talking about the lake story.  ew bunny

I'm a freak, yo.

I put a condom on my toe and fuck you some mo'


K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 10:21:04 AM
dubya, are you all high on your Black Peet’s coffee?

It is damn good coffee!

AZZERAE

Quote from: pate on December 04, 2020, 10:21:04 AM
dubya, are you all high on your Black Peet’s coffee?

Hey Pate! Have you ever been to a gay bar?


K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:21:13 AM
Lee let slip onna show sometime that he drinks instant coffee. I think its an open secret that I'm all in on the dude, but I did throw up in my throat a little when I found that out.

You should not hang out with him he will just make you fat and angry the way he made you bend your hat brim.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:19:07 AM
Oh, I've been crushed on by gayboys in my salad days...its a yucky feeling...to feel like a piece of meat.

Being devastatingly handsome this has happened to me on more than one occasion. However, in every case none of them were ever overt about it. More like they were testing the waters to see if maybe, perhaps...but of course by the time I realize what’s going on I can only give the stereotypical panicked heterosexual response to let them know in some way without actually saying, “I’m not gay!” Sports talk or mention of a girlfriend usually does the trick. ;)

AZZERAE

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:16:33 AM
Hispanics are very racist people by and large. My African American ex-girlfriend explained it to me thoroughly.

Black people are cool. They're pretty much responsible for the greatest music of all time. Mexicans are just bean-slurping, cactus fucking, lazy, napping sombrero wearing faggots.



K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:28:06 AM
Black people are cool. They're pretty much responsible for the greatest music of all time. Mexicans are just bean-slurping, cactus fucking, lazy, napping sombrero wearing faggots.

I love Mexican people they are the most beautiful people in the world!



AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 04, 2020, 10:27:11 AM
You should not hang out with [MV] he will just make you fat and angry the way he made you bend your hat brim.

My opinions are all over the place, I'm quixotic to say the very least. I did try to express some more well-rounded centrist views, but it didn't go well, because it just sounded like orange man bad.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:28:00 AM
Sports talk or mention of a girlfriend usually does the trick. ;)

Bro, be careful, these new gays are different. They'll pretend to be into sports and in relationships with women.


K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 04, 2020, 10:28:42 AM
He's lying. He's a Satanist, don't trust him.

No that was a very fine recipe he posted, with nuts in the crust.  I wish I had a piece of the cake Michael Decon made!  I would probably not eat it, just put it in the freezer and take it out once in a while and smell it.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 04, 2020, 10:30:28 AM
Made with baby blood?

He's got a thing for HIV Aids. He's probably got it from all the hardcore gay sex with strangers in parking lots behind dumpsters.


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