Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Cynnie]

I've got "the Budapest days," the "Crystal Lake, Ill., years" and "that time we all got arrested in Iowa." None of them have quite the same ring.

I dunno , im kind of jealous over the arrested in  iowa thang

Ive never been arrested , i was pulled into a police station once for riding in a car with a black person ( im from the south ..go figure )

[Eddie Coyle]

The indignity of old age... The day I miss the urinal... I am finding an ice flow.

       I miss the urinal all the time...but wide left. Nothing to be worried about. Other than some Peyronie thing.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The indignity of old age... The day I miss the urinal... I am finding an ice flow.

The day I mistake a urinal for a shower stall I'm finding an ice flow.

Don't ask - long story about a family funeral at the veteran's cemetery, the women's room closed for repairs and an ancient aunt asking if the urinal was a shower stall. She was short, but not THAT short. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

And why do they present everybody with a paper copy of the entire PP demonstration and THEN present the actual PP?  Blech....

I take notes from the presentation on the paper copy. I also place post-it notes on key pages I want to review in the future.

[ItsOver]

...And why do they present everybody with a paper copy of the entire PP demonstration and THEN present the actual PP?  Blech....

So you can sneak out of the dreadful experience and still know what was in the presentation.    I wish my college courses had been done this way.  Well, at least the 8:00 in the morning classes.

[guildnavigator]

I can totally see them making an episode of Ancient Aliens about The Beatles. "What kind of pooower would you neeed to create something like this? The power... of an Ancient Alien civilization?"

[onan]

I can totally see them making an episode of Ancient Aliens about The Beatles. "What kind of pooower would you neeed to create something like this? The power... of an Ancient Alien civilization?"

I will be snickering about this all day... thanks.

[aldousburbank]

I can totally see them making an episode of Ancient Aliens about The Beatles. "What kind of pooower would you neeed to create something like this? The power... of an Ancient Alien civilization?"

Duh.

[Eddie Coyle]

        It used to be that the Super Bowl was the most disappointing major sporting event. From 1984-1999, there were three interesting, i.e. competitve games. Niners-Bengals in '89, Giants-Bills in '91, Broncos-Packers in '98...

        But the World Series has a lock on the most disappointing event. Since 2004, bold indicating that increasingly rare compelling series.

        2004  Red Sox over Cards in 4
        2005  White Sox over Astros in 5
        2006  Cards over Tigers in 5
        2007  Red Sox over Rockies in 4
        2008  Philles over Rays in 5
        2009  Yanks over Phils in 6
        2010  Giants over Rangers in 5
        2011  Cards over Rangers in 7
        2012  Giants over Tigers in 4

            The way the Cards played last night indicates another short and dull match up.

[bateman]

I have an interview on Sunday. I'm debating having a beer or a cup of tea before. Decisions, decisions...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

        2006  Cards over Tigers in 5

        2010  Giants over Rangers in 5

I thought both of these were good series. But, in general I agree with you and the last really good WS I saw was Yankees/Dbacks.

[aldousburbank]

I have an interview on Sunday. I'm debating having a beer or a cup of tea before. Decisions, decisions...

Bath salts.

[bateman]

Bath salts.

Well I'll be in a studio by myself, so I'd probably just end up eating a chair or a phone...

[lonevoice]

I have an interview on Sunday. I'm debating having a beer or a cup of tea before. Decisions, decisions...

It depends.  If the quality and sound of the voice, resonance and tone, are important, avoid any alcohol-containing products for 24 hours prior to the interview.   Hydration is a good thing, but ingesting water won't do much to hydrate your throat and larnyx.  Tea can be soothing, but doesn't really do much to coat the throat, as slippery elm does.

This is a pretty great regimen for making the best of vocal quality:

An hour before the interview:  dissolve one slippery elm lozenge in your mouth - http://tinyurl.com/ohwwnaq

Ten minutes before the interview:  2-3 sprays of ClearVoice - http://tinyurl.com/pybpwcq

DURING and immediately before the interview:  Entertainer’s Secret spray â€" http://tinyurl.com/q5wsxlk

The links are to amazon.com, but you should be able to find these products in a well-stocked health store, or even a good pharmacy.

If the quality of your voice isn't important to the interview, then bath salts. 

[ItsOver]

Carmenere, where have you been all my life?

[Eddie Coyle]

I thought both of these were good series. But, in general I agree with you and the last really good WS I saw was Yankees/Dbacks.

      Yeah, there can be good 5 game Series, depends on matchup, results. The 7 game series is becoming more unlikely. The 2002 Giants-Angels was good, with that rarest of events...Barry Bonds actually performing in October. Of course, it's obvious why he was so dominant then as opposed to his 1990-92 flops.

[Sardondi]

I have an interview on Sunday. I'm debating having a beer or a cup of tea before. Decisions, decisions...

Bath salts.

Because nothing says you're a real go-getter like chewing the face off your interviewer....

[FightTheFuture]

I dunno , im kind of jealous over the arrested in  iowa thang

Ive never been arrested , i was pulled into a police station once for riding in a car with a black person ( im from the south ..go figure )

What,  in 1959?

[bateman]

I wonder how many children have been conceived in trailers to this song.


http://youtu.be/zPF_jEw5Kw4

[guildnavigator]

I wonder how many children have been conceived in trailers to this song.


http://youtu.be/zPF_jEw5Kw4

I want that clownburst, and the outfit. I would be like a blu e-cigs commercial. In color.

[shell88]

I have an interview on Sunday. I'm debating having a beer or a cup of tea before. Decisions, decisions...

If your going to have a beer, you might as well bring in a six pack just in case.  You don't want to have to be running out into the street looking for another.  Way too noisy to pull off in nyc. 

[bateman]

  If your going to have a beer, you might as well bring in a six pack just in case.  You don't want to have to be running out into the street looking for another.  Way too noisy to pull off in nyc. 

By the 6th, I'll be slurring like Noory. No thankyou.

[shell88]

Oh well. I've known a few who just start to get going on their 6th.  Tolerance, I think they call it.  I'm glad to see that monkey's not on your back!

[MV/Liberace!]

i have great teeth.

[ChewMouse]

i have great teeth.

That doesn't change my mind and you probably should've PMed that to me.

[Treading Water]

That doesn't change my mind and you probably should've PMed that to me.

ahhhhahahahahahaha...

Good to see you again, Mouse....

[Heather Wade]

Forgot my alarm clock the other day, and found this:

http://www.wakeupdialer.com/

Sometimes, I love the internet.  It really works, they call you at the time specified by you with a silly wake-up message.  Very cool.

[b_dubb]

I some times doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

[AC400KICK]

New York City marathon is coming. Wish I was running it, maybe 2015?

[b_dubb]

this photo is kind of scary