Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Treading Water]

Chine, you have taken me on so many fantastic trips lately.   

Where do you find all this?? 

[Camazotz Automat]

Time for some hot enchiladas and Dr. Pepper while visiting my gracious parents, then while there will watch "The Marty Stewart Show." (sometimes have some Blue Grass guests that would make Jimmy Page and Robert Plant proud.)

Marty Stewart - The Blackie Lawless of country and western music.

Or, Blackie Lawless  of W A S P -  the Marty Stewart of metal.

Whatever.

I got nothin'.

Full Moon. Lock your doors.

http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

[WildCard]

This may be the coolest mystery exit I've witnessed since Carlos Castaneda hitched a ride on a Jolly Roger Peruvian piñata to the Sun in 1998.

Well, that's true too.

Happy trails, aldousburbank. It's been a pleasure knowing you in an internet way . . . no homo.

Thanks' for, confusing me, amusing me, turning me on to, "When do we eat?", and stuff. If you ever write that book, let us know. There's so many questions left unanswered.

Looking forward to your return.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Time for some hot enchiladas and Dr. Pepper

I'm trying to imagine how well those go together.

[West of the Rockies]

I'm pretty sure Aldous is still at least lurking here.  You can click on a previous post of his and it'll take you to his profile, indicating when he (or any of us) was last here.  Dude, if you're reading this -- come back -- you are missed.

[ItsOver]

Time for some hot enchiladas and Dr. Pepper...

I'm trying to imagine how well those go together.

"And we have liftoff!"

[jazmunda]

This is hilarious.

Recreating Childhood Photos:

http://anygag.com/2013/11/12/photos/1384226433/

[BobGrau]

Earth Does Not Rotate, Is Not a Planet

This guy softly whispers to you the facts.

This guy is SO getting sampled.

Well, it's a start. Dude's a goldmine:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMtEFgfH-fo


I know it drones on too long but that's what happens when you listen to this guy over and over for a few days solid.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Well, it's a start. Dude's a goldmine:

I know it drones on too long but that's what happens when you listen to this guy over and over for a few days solid.

It was interesting. Needs a gamelan in the background.

[Camazotz Automat]

I have no interest in cases I have no interest in. - Raymond Reddington

http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

[bateman]

Hahahaha, Kevin Farley on Twitter:

I think it's safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.

[PB the Deplorable]

Humans of New York

http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

[onan]

Humans of New York

http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

nice one PB, thanks

[Treading Water]

nice one PB, thanks

^^^^^ this^^^^^ 

Now I'm late for work again.   I'm noticing a pattern here....

[jazmunda]

Humans of New York

http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

Thanks for that. I particularly liked their section on Iran. Interesting to see that country from a different eye than it's portrayal in the media and focusing on its people and rich culture and not it's crazy leaders.

[jazmunda]

Who's fat?

Watch America Grow Fatter in one crazy GIF:

http://www.policymic.com/articles/70457/watch-america-grow-fatter-in-one-scary-gif

[analog kid]

Well, it's a start. Dude's a goldmine:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMtEFgfH-fo


I know it drones on too long but that's what happens when you listen to this guy over and over for a few days solid.

That "No" is pregnant with emotion. Put a beat behind that.

He's got a youtube channel full of this stuff and was arrested for making threats against the POTUS.

[Agent : Orange]

Well, it's a start. Dude's a goldmine:
I know it drones on too long but that's what happens when you listen to this guy over and over for a few days solid.

This is a pretty damn good start man!

[jazmunda]

from http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vpa2h

A bit of parenting awesomeness (click to enlarge - that's what she said):

[Mind Flayer Monk]

from http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vpa2h

A bit of parenting awesomeness (click to enlarge - that's what she said):

Noory just told us he still believe pterodactyls are flying around out there.

[UnscreenedCaller]

from http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vpa2h

A bit of parenting awesomeness (click to enlarge - that's what she said):

Awesome, but it makes me feel like such a piker for just leaving half eaten carrots in my kid's room on Christmas Eve. My dad had guts - he'd climb out on the roof, stamp and ring jingle bells on Christmas Eve when I was little.

I love the way the dinosaur parents think.

[ItsOver]

Noory just told us he still believe pterodactyls are flying around out there.

"Pterodactyls .. I think they're still out there, how 'bout you?" - Dave Noorie.  I'm still laughing about that remark.  I think I'll use it as an icebreaker the next time I'm introduced to someone. 

[bateman]

"Pterodactyls .. I think they're still out there, how 'bout you?" - Dave Noorie.  I'm still laughing about that remark.  I think I'll use it as an icebreaker the next time I'm introduced to someone. 

Did you hear the Shirley MacLaine segment last night? One for the ages.

[jazmunda]

Did you hear the Shirley MacLaine segment last night? One for the ages.

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

[ItsOver]

Did you hear the Shirley MacLaine segment last night? One for the ages.

I missed it but saw the GNS comments and Valdez's review.  Another one of Jorch's "classhics."  Art, why did thou forsake us??? 

[bateman]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

You watch Seinfeld in Australia? That seems so odd to me. I mean, I know you're not in some strange foreign land with vast cultural differences, but I just wonder how well it translates. 

[bateman]

I missed it but saw the GNS comments and Valdez's review.  Another one of Jorch's "classhics."  Art, why did thou forsake us??? 

I've been hoping someone will post the audio. I'm so glad I tuned in when I did, it had me laughing like a maniac.

[ItsOver]

You watch Seinfeld in Australia? That seems so odd to me. I mean, I know you're not in some strange foreign land with vast cultural differences, but I just wonder how well it translates.

"Australian?  Not that there's anything wrong with that, but..."   

[jazmunda]

You watch Seinfeld in Australia? That seems so odd to me. I mean, I know you're not in some strange foreign land with vast cultural differences, but I just wonder how well it translates.

Forget the Australia you see in the movies (ie: Crocodile Dundee). We are exactly the same as you guys except a little bit thinner and not armed to the teeth. Otherwise our culture is basically the same. We get all your TV show, movies and music with a touch of our own local flavor.

Seinfeld, throughout it's run was on in prime time and now plays multiple times daily on cable.

I watch it religiously and can basically recite episodes verbatim. Every thing that happens in my day to day life can relate back to Seinfeld.

[bateman]

Forget the Australia you see in the movies (ie: Crocodile Dundee). We are exactly the same as you guys except a little bit thinner and not armed to the teeth. Otherwise our culture is basically the same. We get all your TV show, movies and music with a touch of our own local flavor.

Seinfeld, throughout it's run was on in prime time and now plays multiple times daily on cable.

I watch it religiously and can basically recite episodes verbatim. Every thing that happens in my day to day life can relate back to Seinfeld.

Hey, hey, HEY.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/diet-and-fitness/australia-now-worlds-fattest-nation-20090407-9xrv.html