Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[guildnavigator]

Never ever make cookies after 2 glasses of wine ..

Why not?

[Cynnie]

Why not?

Im a lightweight ..im drunky and making ..i was almost killed just dragging the kitchenaid outta the pantry

[Eddie Coyle]

Didn't some guy in boston try that recently? I seem to recall it didn't turn out too well for him.

     Too Soon! Too Soon! 

       Jokes will be allowed about the Marathon bombing on Jan 10, 2016. That's exactly 1000 days from the bombing. Please comply or deal with the sensitivity police.

[guildnavigator]

Im a lightweight ..im drunky and making ..i was almost killed just dragging the kitchenaid outta the pantry

You'd better be careful! Kitchenaids are deceptively HEAVY...

Cookies...

[aldousburbank]

You'd better be careful! Kitchenaids are deceptively HEAVY...

Cookies...

Helping ladies with heavy kitchen equipment is one of my specialties. Most 'specially drunk ones. Yeh, such a catch.

[Sardondi]

Well it wasn't all bad, he got the cover of Rolling Stone magazine ferchrissakes.

Heh. And it was a sexy cover too.

Helping ladies with heavy kitchen equipment is one of my specialties. Most 'specially drunk ones. Yeh, such a catch.

Wait. I saw that plot at the Pussycat Adult Theater about 1973. Several times.

[RealCool Daddio]

Heh. And it was a sexy cover too.
Wait. I saw that plot at the Pussycat Adult Theater about 1973. Several times.

[aldousburbank]

Another in my continuing annoying series of Smoking In Public Places Selfies. I know, it's stupid, but it's one of my hobbies.

[Heather Wade]

I love this site:  http://flytrapinteractive.com/~complimentary/iching/

Trippy.  Art should do a show on the I Ching.

[AC400KICK]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxeOJMUBnO0

Imma make ya'lls dance!

[AC400KICK]

Think this scene in Communion bothers Whitley Strieber?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcRzLAX0yZ8

[BobGrau]

Jesus. I might actually have to watch that movie now.

[UnscreenedCaller]

There's something depressing about hotel conference rooms with that undercurrent of stale, mildewed air, worn blue carpet and matching blue chairs. Perfect setting for Noory and his public appearances.

[Eddie Coyle]

There's something depressing about hotel conference rooms with that undercurrent of stale, mildewed air, worn blue carpet and matching blue chairs. Perfect setting for Noory and his public appearances.

     The hardened pastries and tepid coffee add a nice touch though.

    As a kid, I worked maintenance and had to clean up rooms like that. If you thought attending was depressing..

[West of the Rockies]

Yes, those conference rooms are a melancholy place to be...  PowerPoint demonstrations that drag on -- I especially hate when the speaker thinks that the PP words circling down a drain or appearing and disappearing one letter at a time are some sort of great special effects that the audience will love.  And why do they present everybody with a paper copy of the entire PP demonstration and THEN present the actual PP?  Blech....

[stevesh]

The Haunted Meeting

[lonevoice]

The Haunted Meeting

Love it!  Always remember, there's no "I" in "team." 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Oh Lord, I remember an endless Excel users presentation I was forced to attend, given by peppy people like The Haunted Meeting. I contemplated ways of throttling them, and after that got boring, I counted the brown stains on the carpet. There were a lot. Why are there always brown stains on the carpets?

Eddie, that job must have been like a season in purgatory.

[Eddie Coyle]

Oh Lord, I remember an endless Excel users presentation I was forced to attend, given by peppy people like The Haunted Meeting. I contemplated ways of throttling them, and after that got boring, I counted the brown stains on the carpet. There were a lot. Why are there always brown stains on the carpets?

Eddie, that job must have been like a season in purgatory.

    Brown stains on the carpets? I'm guessing AARP members. Slowed reflexes when the turtle pokes it head out. Everybody suffers. Unless there's copro-convention.

      I was young(17) and frequently high...and still it was dreadful. I was lucky in that I didn't have to interact/kiss the ass of the attendees. I actually walked by multiple conference rooms today in the Hilton in Boston's Back Bay and the conventioneers(no clue for what) looked zombiefied. It was about 3pm, I'm guessing they'd be stuck there all morning-noon. 

[onan]

    Brown stains on the carpets? I'm guessing AARP members. Slowed reflexes when the turtle pokes it head out. Everybody suffers. Unless there's copro-convention.

      I was young(17) and frequently high...and still it was dreadful. I was lucky in that I didn't have to interact/kiss the ass of the attendees. I actually walked by multiple conference rooms today in the Hilton in Boston's Back Bay and the conventioneers(no clue for what) looked zombiefied. It was about 3pm, I'm guessing they'd be stuck there all morning-noon.

Actually, more drunks are more likely to change the color of the carpet than senior citizens. I do realize that active alkies can be in both age groups but statistically, your Listerine drinkers are the target you wish to "cork". That and meth mothers with their 3 y/o and younger adorables.

[RealCool Daddio]

    Brown stains on the carpets? I'm guessing AARP members. Slowed reflexes when the turtle pokes it head out. Everybody suffers. Unless there's copro-convention.

      I was young(17) and frequently high...and still it was dreadful. I was lucky in that I didn't have to interact/kiss the ass of the attendees. I actually walked by multiple conference rooms today in the Hilton in Boston's Back Bay and the conventioneers(no clue for what) looked zombiefied. It was about 3pm, I'm guessing they'd be stuck there all morning-noon.

Open bar at the conference I'm attending, and pretty good horse divers as well.  I'm nicely stewed on Makers Mark old fashioneds.

Unfortunately, the fucking thermostat is still busted in my room.  Nothing makes a hang over worse than unbearable heat.  Guess I'll have to raid the minibar.

[aldousburbank]

This doesn't annoy me, it may some, but I think it's funny. People who join this here forum who are so smart, tactful and discriminating that they have to say how stupid, brutish, and infantile we are. Duh. Did you accidentally mis-type bellgab.com when you meant to type mensa.org?

[widespread1]

This doesn't annoy me, it may some, but I think it's funny. People who join this here forum who are so smart, tactful and discriminating that they have to say how stupid, brutish, and infantile we are. Duh. Did you accidentally mis-type bellgab.com when you meant to type mensa.org?

O f@%#^$&* I give already! I am sorry!

[Eddie Coyle]

Actually, more drunks are more likely to change the color of the carpet than senior citizens. I do realize that active alkies can be in both age groups but statistically, your Listerine drinkers are the target you wish to "cork". That and meth mothers with their 3 y/o and younger adorables.

   Actually, the coming up short at the urinal thing is more the metier of the senior citizen. Mopping up after that was fairly common. On the list of grievances, it's not so bad. The tampon flushers were my bete noire.

     Drunks do have a predilection toward uh.."chocolate stains". Many of them have upper GI issues as well. I consider myself blessed in that my acid-riddled stomach is never really affected by alcohol consumption. My bladder takes a beating...

[onan]

   Actually, the coming up short at the urinal thing is more the metier of the senior citizen. Mopping up after that was fairly common. On the list of grievances, it's not so bad. The tampon flushers were my bete noire.

     Drunks do have a predilection toward uh.."chocolate stains". Many of them have upper GI issues as well. I consider myself blessed in that my acid-riddled stomach is never really affected by alcohol consumption. My bladder takes a beating...

The indignity of old age... The day I miss the urinal... I am finding an ice flow.

[FallenSeraph]

Another in my continuing annoying series of Smoking In Public Places Selfies. I know, it's stupid, but it's one of my hobbies.

Where are the rest of these?

[Cynnie]

Another in my continuing annoying series of Smoking In Public Places Selfies. I know, it's stupid, but it's one of my hobbies.

My hobby is/ was taking videos of me drunk ..( the puerto rican years ) youtube is littered with me slurring on a toilet

[FallenSeraph]

My hobby is/ was taking videos of me drunk ..( the puerto rican years ) youtube is littered with me slurring on a toilet

Anybody who can add "the puerto rican years" to a sentence is gawd-damn FABULOUS in my book

[Cynnie]

Anybody who can add "the puerto rican years" to a sentence is gawd-damn FABULOUS in my book

Yay!

[FallenSeraph]

Yay!

I've got "the Budapest days," the "Crystal Lake, Ill., years" and "that time we all got arrested in Iowa." None of them have quite the same ring.