Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[McPhallus]

Glad I'm not a California taxpayer:


Chapter - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit)

[McPhallus]

based on some of the private messages i get, it's pretty clear this needs to be explicitly stated. 


sigh.

These would make for interesting reading, minus any identifying information, of course.

[ziznak]

Do people really complain to you about other forum members??? Are we in fucking nursery school?....
"MoooooooooM!!!! so-n-so is being a socialist!!!!"

These would make for interesting reading, minus any identifying information, of course.

based on some of the private messages i get, it's pretty clear this needs to be explicitly stated. 


sigh.

[Zircon]

A-fucking-men.

MV. Steve ... I think Johnny Depp is little more than a cock bite. He acts the same all the time so is it really acting? Jack Nicholson is another one. Both are insufferable ass holes as well as cock bites.

[Frys Girl]

I looked at a C.V., recently, and the idiot whose resume it was thought it was a good idea to post his blood type. LOL!

[Camazotz Automat]

i don't care for anything starring john cusack.  i do like his sister joan a lot, though.

John Cusack - the poor man's Andrew McCarthy.  Or is Andrew McCarthy the poor man's John Cusak?  I tend to mix those two up.  Did McCarthy hold the boom box up  in the rain?  Wait, which one of those was a co-star in FLATLINERS?  Neither?  Tricky.  Guess I will have to rent Pretty In Pink to achieve some clarity. But I am positive they all know Kevin Bacon.  Even if they don't know they know ... they know the Bacon.

Fuck. Did Adam Sandler hold the boom box up in the rain???

[Camazotz Automat]

Protip:  When posting on an Internet message board, try to remember not everyone can like you.

The sooner I realized that 99.99% of the occupants who liked me years ago at georgenoorysucks.com were no longer present, the sooner I was able to not give a dwarf hamster's Habitrailed ass about the opinions or likes of this forum. But it did take me a couple of weeks to get the landscape.  And then, when I got it, I simply cleaned my gun collection - so to speak.

But to those remaining .01% who liked me back when: we're still BFFs.

High five, motherfucker(s).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitrail

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I posted the wiki link because of the whining going on about dwarf hamsters'  incompatibility with Habitrail.  It's a must read.

[ziznak]

Cusack definitely invented the boom box serenade but I can understand the confusion.  Anybody catch "the Raven?"  I can only find a damned Russian language version... what happened did it go straight to DVD in Russia, sell nothing, and just never even make it to the US?

[kf5iwe]

 I learned long ago( pre school) that not everyone will like me. That's why I carry an aluminum baseball bat in the trunk of my car.  And I don't play baseball. 

[MV/Liberace!]

from time to time, my wife and i will go to the mosque (usually because there's going to be food), and each time, i have to listen to these mind numbed robots preaching to me about all of the scientific miracles contained in the quran.  they yammer on and on, hand me pamphlets, etc..  i'm going to print this for them next time i go.  doubt they'll read it.


the quran, like every religious text (or ANY text, for that matter), was written my men.  end of story.  just stop it, already.

[guildnavigator]

from time to time, my wife and i will go to the mosque (usually because there's going to be food), and each time, i have to listen to these mind numbed robots preaching to me about all of the scientific miracles contained in the quran.  they yammer on and on, hand me pamphlets, etc..  i'm going to print this for them next time i go.  doubt they'll read it.


the quran, like every religious text (or ANY text, for that matter), was written my men.  end of story.  just stop it, already.

Just pretend you are watching "Ancient Aliens" because you can't find your remote. How's the food?

[MV/Liberace!]

How's the food?

nothing compares.

[Camazotz Automat]

nothing compares.

Yeah, but I feel that way about The Sizzler. 

We need details.

WILLING TO CONVERT FOR FOOD

Man. Suddenly I'm hungry.  Gotta split.  Have low blood sugar and am sinking fast, like that Fluxeon chap in that other topic.

(Sizzler coupon on fridge)

[guildnavigator]

What kiiiind of pooooower would it take to make food taste so good?




the power... of an alien civilization, perhaps?!

[b_dubb]

There are several paranormal researchers out there who use their research as a way to pay for and/or write of and/or get some sucker to pay for their travel expenses. Their real interest is in travel and activities in far off locales. The fact that they pull this off is remarkable. And I am at times jealous.

[Frys Girl]

I just discovered that google offers movie rentals. I wonder if it's any good. Anyone ever try it?

[coaster]

What kiiiind of pooooower would it take to make food taste so good?




the power... of an alien civilization, perhaps?!

The way Childress talks annoys me.  Everything he says comes out sounding like a question.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

quote on a can of room deodorizer - "Eliminates odors and freshens"

what's a freshen? 

[guildnavigator]

Betty Eadie interview is fucking annoying.

[ziznak]

The way Childress talks annoys me.  Everything he says comes out sounding like a question.

He's one of those guests that I love to listen to for the laugh factor... If we could get him and Georgio tSuckalots together for a full night of ancient idiots I'd be in heaven.

[MV/Liberace!]

this woman's actual name is meredith CHIN.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

this woman's actual name is meredith CHIN.

Perfect match for:

[b_dubb]

I could totally open a can of tuna with a CHIN lik that

[MV/Liberace!]

i just found out you can drag an image into the google search box and search based on the content of the image.  wtf.  how did i not know about this?

[guildnavigator]

i just found out you can drag an image into the google search box and search based on the content of the image.  wtf.  how did i not know about this?

New to me as well...

[b_dubb]

i just found out you can drag an image into the google search box and search based on the content of the image.  wtf.  how did i not know about this?

ummm ... is this feature compatible with ... ohhhh ... I don't know ..... PORN?

[MV/Liberace!]

ummm ... is this feature compatible with ... ohhhh ... I don't know ..... PORN?

look into that and let me know.

[b_dubb]

attempted. Google called my Mom and tattled on me

[McPhallus]

The thermostat in my apartment reads 80 degrees.  Should I turn on the A/C?

[McPhallus]

this woman's actual name is meredith CHIN.

You know high school had to be a real bitch with a name and face like that.