Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

Eddie Coyle · August 10, 2012, 10:05:12 PM

For shits and giggles I just entered my real name into Google Images:

What a disaster. Here are the first five individuals that came back. I wish I was making this up. M'lady thinks it's the funniest goddamn thing...It's like a Benetton ad from Hell.

(1) An aging, balding, perhaps edentulous boxing promoter from Glasgow.
(2) A Kangol wearing stand up comedian from Dublin
(3) A Peter Gabriel-looking(the Peter Gabriel of today) douchebag who is a "life coach"
(4) An obviously homosexual male "model" from the UK. Looks like a refugee from Boyzone
(5) A dread-locked, presumably Jamaican youth's mugshot.

So clearly, I'm on the wrong continent. And I'm afraid to delve further. I may never use this television-typewriter thing again.

MV/Liberace! · August 11, 2012, 03:12:00 PM

i'm trying to better organize the layout of the forum's boards, categories, and threads. please let me know if you see anything that should be moved. also, please let me know if you have any ideas as to how i could improve upon this.

analog kid · August 11, 2012, 03:46:47 PM

How long is the post editing period, currently? People like me sometimes (or a lot of the time) need to edit a post for clarity, and the edit window seems to fly by in a few minutes.

bluth co. · August 11, 2012, 04:43:10 PM

Quote from: MV on August 03, 2012, 02:24:50 PM
Protip: When calling my office to inquire about the services we provide, try and refrain from using the word "nigger" during the first 60 seconds of your call.

I cannot begin to describe how hard i laughed when i read this. That is why i miss your podcast sir. For comments like that.

Frys Girl · August 11, 2012, 05:07:29 PM

Quote from: analog kid on August 11, 2012, 03:46:47 PM
How long is the post editing period, currently? People like me sometimes (or a lot of the time) need to edit a post for clarity, and the edit window seems to fly by in a few minutes.

60 min

analog kid · August 11, 2012, 06:09:15 PM

Quote from: Frys Girl on August 11, 2012, 05:07:29 PM
60 min

Must be also when the session is closed.

BobGrau · August 12, 2012, 03:31:06 AM

Quote from: MV on August 11, 2012, 03:12:00 PM
i'm trying to better organize the layout of the forum's boards, categories, and threads. please let me know if you see anything that should be moved. also, please let me know if you have any ideas as to how i could improve upon this.

Looks like only coast-related topics are appearing in the 'unread posts' bit.

MV/Liberace! · August 12, 2012, 12:46:19 PM

Quote from: BobGrau on August 12, 2012, 03:31:06 AM

Looks like only coast-related topics are appearing in the 'unread posts' bit.

hmm...

MV/Liberace! · August 12, 2012, 01:08:46 PM

Quote from: BobGrau on August 12, 2012, 03:31:06 AM

Looks like only coast-related topics are appearing in the 'unread posts' bit.

i'm looking into this. not sure why it's happening...

MV/Liberace! · August 12, 2012, 02:19:03 PM

ok, i think it's fixed.

ziznak · August 12, 2012, 03:11:39 PM

1.5 million children die from diarrhea each year... statistic from some bbc doc on toilets...

yes I'm watching a doc on toilets...

Harmness · August 12, 2012, 03:29:03 PM

Ziznak, buddy, go outside for a while. There's fresh air and shit out there.

MV/Liberace! · August 18, 2012, 11:01:34 AM

this is my favorite thread. it must not die.

Grimace · August 18, 2012, 11:51:35 AM

Quote from: ziznak on August 12, 2012, 03:11:39 PM
1.5 million children die from diarrhea each year... statistic from some bbc doc on toilets...

yes I'm watching a doc on toilets...

haha, that's some sad shit. I'd hate to live in a country where open defecation is the norm.

Speaking of shit, I love this mini-series and if you've not seen it before, it might be right up your (and my) shit-stained alley.

http://youtu.be/PZgHXAek0No

My favorite bit is at 21:20 where Richard, the successful muckraker who owns his own privy, drops through rotten floorboards and drowns in his own excrement.

ziznak · August 18, 2012, 11:54:18 AM

Harmness, I get my daily walks in... actually taking public trans most of the time I tend to get quite a bit of fresh air. thanks for the concern!
Haha BBC made the doc I was watching as well! whats the fascination with poo over there?

Camazotz Automat · August 18, 2012, 12:42:41 PM

After these last few posts, I don't know if I can view the term "wikileaks" in quite the same way.

Speaking of "shit." I think it's bullshit the UK is threatening to play the bully card and ~storm troop~ the Ecuadorian embassy.

ziznak · August 18, 2012, 06:02:17 PM

Google play sounds like a pre-internet reference to masturbation.

Eddie Coyle · August 18, 2012, 11:39:29 PM

When did Geoff Tate(formerly of Queensryche now) turn into Howie Mandel?

BobGrau · August 19, 2012, 03:58:29 AM

I know it's not polite to talk about pubic grooming, but... I just gave my nuts a little mustache.

Juan · August 19, 2012, 07:58:07 AM

It's time to end the war on pubic hair

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/08/15/physician-end-the-war-on-pubic-hair/

ziznak · August 20, 2012, 04:31:57 PM

Quote from: Harmness on August 12, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
Ziznak, buddy, go outside for a while. There's fresh air and shit out there.

NEWS FLASH - MAN BLINDED IN AFTERMATH OF COASTGAB OUTAGE

A man known only by the name of "ziznak" was hospitalized today after apparently going blind due to retina damage. Waking up and finding his favorite anti-Noory forum offline he was forced to go outside and breath fresh air. It was at this point that he noticed a large ball of fire eminating light up in the sky. Being unfamiliar with what most people know as the sun he was unable to draw his gaze from the site and suffered severe retinal burns leaving him blind in both eyes. He was rushed to Einstein medical center where he is currently in stable condition awaiting treatment.

In other news... George Noory Sucks Ass!!

Darisi · August 20, 2012, 04:39:26 PM

lol Ziznak! Maybe Snoory can persuade all his c2c listeners to concentrate on ur recovery.

ziznak · August 20, 2012, 04:58:34 PM

I have a carnivora and turmeric blend IV'd into my jugular as I type... all will be well.

Harmness · August 20, 2012, 05:02:06 PM

That'll teach you to take advice from me.

ziznak · August 20, 2012, 05:07:57 PM

You'll be getting a bill in the mail harm

Harmness · August 20, 2012, 05:26:24 PM

If you can get blood out of this turnip, you'll get a full four hours as a guest on C to C.

analog kid · August 22, 2012, 07:02:20 PM

Someone made a movie with characters including Hoagland, Lazar, etc., about UFOs. Appears to descend into some kind of existential gobbledegook though.

Foxfur - Theatrical Trailer (2012)

MV/Liberace! · August 23, 2012, 12:47:46 PM

i just read yoko ono is 79. holy shit. i had no idea she's so old.

so she was already about 12 years old when hiroshima and nagasaki were bombed in her native japan. christ.

McPhallus · August 23, 2012, 12:51:45 PM

She *ruined* the Plastic Ono Band.

Quote from: MV on August 23, 2012, 12:47:46 PM
i just read yoko ono is 79. holy shit. i had no idea she's so old.

so she was already about 12 years old when hiroshima and nagasaki were bombed in her native japan. christ.

onan · August 23, 2012, 12:55:53 PM

Quote from: MV on July 25, 2012, 07:05:15 PM

i think that definitely won't be the case with the nexus 7. it is a game changer as far as android tablets are concerned.

I just gave my Ipad away. What makes google nexus the better choice?

too add, why did the Asus memo disappear?