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#15540
January 06, 2016, 08:26:50 AM
Quote from: Ciardelo on January 06, 2016, 06:13:03 AM
TL:DR

Too Late:  Died Reading?

You damn HipsterDeadbeats and the language-oh?

What was the rest of that?  I didna read it.

wait, the Eyes haz it: Too Lurn Didna Reed!

MegaPlus D!



Ciardelo

#15542
January 06, 2016, 02:18:04 PM
For a country that claims to be neutral, we sure do hear a lot from Switzerland lately.

Philosopher

#15543
January 06, 2016, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/30/what-your-penis-says-about-your-life-expectancy.html?intcmp=trending

A limp penis isn’t just bad news for your sex life: Guys with erectile dysfunction have a 70 percent increased risk for premature death...

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost

#15544
January 06, 2016, 02:32:07 PM
Quote from: Philosopher on January 06, 2016, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/30/what-your-penis-says-about-your-life-expectancy.html?intcmp=trending

A limp penis isn’t just bad news for your sex life: Guys with erectile dysfunction have a 70 percent increased risk for premature death...

Mine says I'm going to have a long, very satisfying life.

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost

#15546
January 06, 2016, 02:40:51 PM
Quote from: Philosopher on January 06, 2016, 02:34:27 PM
It talks to you?

More like telepathy, although it always gets me in trouble when it tries to think too much.  ;)

popple

#15547
January 06, 2016, 05:11:32 PM
Tests suggest mercury in air at some dental clinics

No duh.

Woman who had ribs removed to look like Jessica Rabbit warned she needs corset to stay alive

QuoteShe's the model who became famous for removing her ribs to look like Jessica Rabbit.

But after shelling out £80,000 on the surgery, doctors are warning her that her corset may need to be worn at all times to keep her organs in place.


HERPA DERP. Who woulda thunk removing parts of your skeletal structure could have harmful affects?

whoozit

#15548
January 06, 2016, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: popple on January 06, 2016, 05:11:32 PM
Tests suggest mercury in air at some dental clinics

No duh.

Woman who had ribs removed to look like Jessica Rabbit warned she needs corset to stay alive


HERPA DERP. Who woulda thunk removing parts of your skeletal structure could have harmful affects?
What sort of doctor agrees to something like that?  Hopefully a soon to be ex-doctor..

popple

#15549
January 06, 2016, 05:16:49 PM
The doc @ 2:45. Who enjoys jokes about eating spare ribs while in surgery. He's the 1st doctor to figure out she isn't crazy. According to her.


https://youtu.be/xNk7G3kw2oc

GravitySucks

#15553
January 07, 2016, 03:24:47 PM
Quote from: bateman on January 07, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/walmart-proposal-sex-toy-theft-674925

Surprised at the state. This has FL written all over it.

Walmart must have paid the reporter to get top billing for that story...

Kind of like "Couple that bought gas at Shell station commit bank robbery in next town"

Radio Activity

#15555
January 07, 2016, 04:27:16 PM
Time hole. 

Can you find the six hidden words in each image?







Hautex

#15558
January 07, 2016, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: Philosopher on January 06, 2016, 02:27:13 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/12/30/what-your-penis-says-about-your-life-expectancy.html?intcmp=trending

A limp penis isn’t just bad news for your sex life: Guys with erectile dysfunction have a 70 percent increased risk for premature death...
So I suggest we get it while we can and if we are lucky, our erection will last for that full four hours after we assume room temp, just for the legendary stories folks will tell...

Hautex

#15559
January 07, 2016, 10:45:58 PM
Reality check: This article
http://www.livescience.com/18336-human-population-dead-living-infographic.html    
estimates that over 107 billion people have lived and died in earths history. My question is, why are all these paranormal shows composed primarily of comments like "what was that" with such a massive dead population? A lot of very intelligent folks are dead and stand a much better chance of contacting us from the other side than aunt Edna or paranormal groups comprised of plumbers, ex-wrestlers, and good ole boys from the south... but... that's entertainment, I guess.  ;)

pyewacket

#15561
January 08, 2016, 01:42:10 AM
It's harder than you think. No using Google. Every answer must start with the first letter of your first name. You can use your screen name.
Name - Pye
Animal - Panther
Boy's Name - Percival
Girl's Name - Prudence
Color - Puce
Something you wear - Push up bra
Drink - Port
Food - Peppers
Something found in the bathroom - Pepto Bismol
Place - Phoenix
Reason to be late - poky drivers

popple

#15563
January 08, 2016, 02:08:51 AM
Quote from: pyewacket on January 08, 2016, 01:27:38 AM
I don't think that's what they mean by "spare ribs". Who can live like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7WaSFpKEnM

I'm surprised it only took her 3 years. And also that she has it against her naked skin & doesn't wear a corset liner underneath. Which is strongly recommended when tightlacing. All I see are these weird napkin things. Maybe this was just for the show.

analog kid

#15564
January 08, 2016, 05:19:16 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on January 07, 2016, 06:59:05 PM
Brilliant film. I especially like the special edition cut that is merely nineteen minutes long.

??

pyewacket

#15565
January 08, 2016, 09:55:11 AM
Quote from: popple on January 08, 2016, 02:08:51 AM
I'm surprised it only took her 3 years. And also that she has it against her naked skin & doesn't wear a corset liner underneath. Which is strongly recommended when tightlacing. All I see are these weird napkin things. Maybe this was just for the show.

I know- it looks painful. Plus, it restricts breathing and weakens natural muscle tone. A moderate use may not be harmful, but these extreme goals have got to have long term effects. It's like every other fad- someone decides to go beyond the recommended practice and makes a competition of it.   

albrecht

#15566
January 08, 2016, 03:25:43 PM
http://news.sky.com/story/1619206/hellfire-missile-accidentally-returned-to-cuba
Oops!
(And the article headline is poorly written. "Returned" to Cuba? Did the missile originate from there? No, than how about "mistakenly sent" or something, editor?)

Rix Gins

#15568
January 08, 2016, 04:23:44 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on January 08, 2016, 01:42:10 AM
It's harder than you think. No using Google. Every answer must start with the first letter of your first name. You can use your screen name.
Name - Pye
Animal - Panther
Boy's Name - Percival
Girl's Name - Prudence
Color - Puce
Something you wear - Push up bra
Drink - Port
Food - Peppers
Something found in the bathroom - Pepto Bismol
Place - Phoenix
Reason to be late - poky drivers

Wow, that's really something, Pye.  Can you do an R for me?   ;D

pyewacket

#15569
January 08, 2016, 04:31:16 PM
Quote from: Rix Gins on January 08, 2016, 04:23:44 PM
Wow, that's really something, Pye.  Can you do an R for me?   ;D

Haha- Rix- you have a fertile imagination and I'm sure you could come up with a better list than I can.  It would probably be funnier if we make up the answers instead.  ;D

Name -
Animal -
Boy's Name -
Girl's Name -
Color -
Something you wear -
Drink -
Food -
Something found in the bathroom -
Place -
Reason to be late -

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