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[Jackstar]

Look, enough of your gay banter!

I am not convinced of this.

[Dr. MD MD]

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You are a funny guy, Doctor; that's why I'm going to kill you last.

Go on: think I'm kidding. I want you to. EXCELSIOR.

That’s not sugar. :

P.S. When did you switch places with ZaZa?

[Jackstar]

ten million quantaloons

You Punylings are way, way, way past this kind of level of negotiation. Look, just get yourself a juice box, just take yourself a nap, just f****** hunker down, just wait until the madness is over... because you f****** are f****** out of your f****** depth.

Y'all had your chance to be close to me... hang on, let me guess, you thought I was kiddin', right?

I am not going to lie. I am being honest: I am sad for your children. If you even have any. Setting aside for the moment, the fact that this f****** Tyler rule is designed to mirror their children the fact that you f***** have to be f****** their parents and they have to acknowledge that you f****** idiots and they're f****** parents I'm my heart goes out to their f****** sadness because you were obviously too f****** embarrassing to be a f****** parent. All of you.

Except for the hot triplet redheads. Come on over, ladies. I know you mean well. I'll help you out. Just... yeah, you don't need this for a fealty, just come on over. Do I seem like a scary guy?

DO NOT F****** ANSWER THAT F****** BELLGAB. I WILL F****** CUT YOU. DO YOU F****** GET IT? F****** GOT IT? F****** GOOD. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES. IF IT WERE ALLOWED, YOU WOULD ALL BE MOTHERFUCKING BOBBLEHEAD DOLLS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING NAVIGATION PANEL, YOU OBSEQUIOUS FUCKS. RAWR. .END OF LINE.


P.S.: ARTHUR WILLIAM BELL III WAS AND IS A GOT-DAMN PUSSY. FUCK THAT GUY. I AM YOUR OVERLORD NOW. KNEEL. KNEEL BEFORE JACKSTAR. I AM A MENSCH, QUIT YOUR GOT-DAMN CRYING, YOU LICKSPITTLE CUNT FUCKS.
What's it gonna hurt? Just do it. DO. IT. Look, I love you--what more do you stupid fucktards even want? IT IS THE GOT-DAMN END TIMES. PICK A SIDE, DIPSHITS.






Just a suggestion! Try the veal! Also, I love brig! Suck my scrote, you faggot whore!

[Dr. MD MD]

You Punylings are way, way, way past this kind of level of negotiation. Look, just get yourself a juice box, just take yourself a nap, just f****** hunker down, just wait until the madness is over... because you f****** are f****** out of your f****** depth.

Y'all had your chance to be close to me... hang on, let me guess, you thought I was kiddin', right?

I am not going to lie, I am being honest: I am sad for your children. If you even have any. Setting aside for the moment, the fact that this f****** Tyler rule is designed to mirror their children the fact that you f***** have to be f****** their parents and they have to acknowledge that you f****** idiots and they're f****** parents I'm my heart goes out to their f****** sadness because you were obviously too f****** embarrassing to be a f****** parent. All of you.

Except for the hot triplet redheads. Come on over, ladies. I know you mean well. I'll help you out. Just... yeah, you don't need this for a fealty, just come on over. Do I seem like a scary guy?

DO NOT F****** ANSWER THAT F****** BELLGAB. I WILL F****** CUT YOU. DO YOU F****** GET IT? F****** GOT IT? F****** GOOD. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES. IF IT WERE ALLOWED, YOU WOULD ALL BE MOTHERFUCKING BOBBLEHEAD DOLLS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING NAVIGATION PANEL, YOU OBSEQUIOUS FUCKS. RAWR. .END OF LINE.


P.S.: ARTHUR WILLIAM BELL III WAS AND IS A GOT-DAMN PUSSY. FUCK THAT GUY. I AM YOUR OVERLORD NOW. KNEEL. KNEEL BEFORE JACKSTAR. I AM A MENSCH, QUIT YOUR GOT-DAMN CRYING, YOU LICKSPITTLE CUNT FUCKS.
What's it gonna hurt? Just do it. DO. IT. Look, I love you--what more do you stupid fucktards even want? IT IS THE GOT-DAMN END TIMES. PICK A SIDE, DIPSHITS.






Just a suggestion! Try the veal! Also, I love brig! Suck my scrote, you faggot whore!

You’ve got my vote for next Bellgabber of the year.

[Jackstar]

P.S. When did you switch places with ZaZa?

CALL ME, FUCKO. CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS HERE. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR COCK. I AM NOT GONNA LIE--I THINK YOU SHOULD JUMP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY.

ALSO: TELL YOUR FATHER TO CALL ME. DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HIM? DEAR GOD, I SWEAR, YOU ARE THE MOST MISERABLE WHORE THAT HAS EVER LIVED. TELL THAT CUNT CARLY, SHE NEEDS TO BRING A FRIEND.


DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, PLEB. I WILL FUCKING END YOU.
.END OF LINE.

[Dr. MD MD]

CALL ME, FUCKO. CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS HERE. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR COCK. I AM NOT GONNA LIE--I THINK YOU SHOULD JUMP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY.

ALSO: TELL YOUR FATHER TO CALL ME. DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HIM? DEAR GOD, I SWEAR, YOU ARE THE MOST MISERABLE WHORE THAT HAS EVER LIVED. TELL THAT CUNT CARLY, SHE NEEDS TO BRING A FRIEND.


DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, PLEB. I WILL FUCKING END YOU.
.END OF LINE.

My parents are both already dead, Jack.

Now you’re trying to emulate Mr. All caps/All bold/All italic?

Too bad. No bold for you!

[Jackstar]

CALL ME, FUCKO. CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS HERE.

I AM NOT GOING TO LIE--SHE IS VERY POLITE. I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO EMULATE HER IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE TO YOU.

JUST A SUGGESTION. ALSO, I AM GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT YOUR SISTERS. NOW. NO, NO--YOU CANNOT STOP THIS.

NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING.
NOTHING.
NOT EVEN CARLY RAE JESPEN. I AM NOT GONNA LIE--I WOULD MURDER THAT TWAT. SEMPER FI.

[Dr. MD MD]

I AM NOT GOING TO LIE--SHE IS VERY POLITE. I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO EMULATE HER IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE TO YOU.

JUST A SUGGESTION. ALSO, I AM GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT YOUR SISTERS. NOW. NO, NO--YOU CANNOT STOP THIS.

NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING.
NOTHING.
NOT EVEN CARLY RAE JESPEN. I AM NOT GONNA LIE--I WOULD MURDER THAT TWAT. SEMPER FI.

You deserve my sister. You really do.

[AZZERAE]

Lee! Did I have a chance to be close with you?

[AZZERAE]

HEY "LEE",

WHY DO YOU PREFER CONSPIRING WITH A FAT OLD HAG WITH A BLOWN OUT VAGINA OVER ME?

OH YEAH, I'M JUST ANOTHER BIPOLAR INCONVENIENCE IN YOUR LIFE.

THANKS FOR REMOVING THE DOXXING...

NOT.

WILL THIS GET YOUR ATTENTION? WE USED TO BE COOL. WHAT HAPPENED?

PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

[Tootsie]

WHY DO YOU PREFER CONSPIRING WITH A FAT OLD HAG WITH A BLOWN OUT VAGINA OVER ME?

oy, gefilte fish.. I had nothing to do with this or any other matter..

[paladin1991]

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You are a funny guy, Doctor; that's why I'm going to kill you last.

Go on: think I'm kidding. I want you to. EXCELSIOR.

He's a Dick dr.  You need a different kind of dr for that.  Although, I bet the Dickdr would not hesitate to give a cuntsulting lick to that.

[AZZERAE]

MV, seeing as though there is no other way to reach you, and you'll probably read this, but not respond anyway, there's some things I need to tell you. And I might not get a chance to tell you vocally, because timezones. Za Za wrote a bunch of emails in which he impersonated me, these emails contained fictions and lies, none of which where true. He created this fake "Azzerae" email address, and started corresponding with David Rubini under the guise of that communication channel being me. It was not me! In these emails, he mentioned personal details about you or your family or something of that nature - things I WOULD NEVER DO. You may have gotten wind of that shit, and arrived at a place where you believed the emails were written by me. Maybe you didn't even read the emails. Suffice it to say, theres been no way I have been able to convey this notion to you, because private communication channels seem to have ceased (from your end). You mentioned in the last GabCast that you chat with Brig on Voxer. You probably have other people you also chat to on Voxer. How would I know? But my guess is you've been leaving the trolls to have their way with me uninterrupted because of some perceived slight I perpetrated on you. Is all this in my head, as far as you're concerned? You and I did 2 GabCasts together...and now I'm shit? Jeez louise. I never did anything that Za Za said I did. And Rubini is a fucking liar. So here I'm left with my crotch in the wind like a dickless faggot, questioning an invisible presence. Are you there? I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

MV, seeing as though there is no other way to reach you, and you'll probably read this, but not respond anyway, there's some things I need to tell you. And I might not get a chance to tell you vocally, because timezones. Za Za wrote a bunch of emails in which he impersonated me, these emails contained fictions and lies, none of which where true. He created this fake "Azzerae" email address, and started corresponding with David Rubini under the guise of that communication channel being me. It was not me! In these emails, he mentioned personal details about you or your family or something of that nature - things I WOULD NEVER DO. You may have gotten wind of that shit, and arrived at a place where you believed the emails were written by me. Maybe you didn't even read the emails. Suffice it to say, theres been no way I have been able to convey this notion to you, because private communication channels seem to have ceased (from your end). You mentioned in the last GabCast that you chat with Brig on Voxer. You probably have other people you also chat to on Voxer. How would I know? But my guess is you've been leaving the trolls to have their way with me uninterrupted because of some perceived slight I perpetrated on you. Is all this in my head, as far as you're concerned? You and I did 2 GabCasts together...and now I'm shit? Jeez louise. I never did anything that Za Za said I did. And Rubini is a fucking liar. So here I'm left with my crotch in the wind like a dickless faggot, questioning an invisible presence. Are you there? I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.

To me, it appears he is envious of your skill and intellect. I think faggots have dicks, but Eunuchs are dickless...  I read about this and was in shock to discover why this is a thing.
It's pretty sad isn't it? JUST LIKE THE SPINELESS 'moderator" THAT ISN'T FOLLOWING THEIR OWN TERMS... Pathetic.

[Ciardelo]

You people need to hash this out on Facebook.

[AZZERAE]

Looks as if I've now been banned...and had to use a VPN to log in. WTF? Couldn't even just send me a message addressing whatever issue it is you have with me! I was polite and reasonable. I guess it's all just Brig in your ear. I'm not wanted on the goddamn site anymore. If you unban me, I promise I'll quit bellyaching. Otherwise, anyone who may wonder where I went...MV banned me.

[Innerreach]

You Punylings

Don't be too theatrical, Sir Jackstar. I called for you to slay, and yet??? Handful of shit sir. -WEAK-

MV, seeing as though there is no other way to reach you

HA HA! I think you fucks want free entertainment! "Are you entertained?!" I've never seen such an amazing forum/podcast unfold so fucking brilliantly, where people are invited into an experience where they actually play a part and have a voice. I am however, dismayed at the lack of basic realistic faculty fucking comprehension, for what all is involved for its ability to exist, and for so long.!? SO FUCK ME SIR'S! 

[ItsOver]

Hmmm... sounds like Azzerae has become a “non-person.” 


http://youtu.be/DrrM5U2EptY

[Jackstar]

You people need to hash this out on Facebook.

I will allow it either way. I am a generous liberator. Also, you all of you all will notice that I have stopped using contractions.

It is code. *huggles!*

[ItsOver]

Azzerae reaches out to Lee.


http://youtu.be/vh0nSqeYD1k

[AZZERAE]

D'oh. I dunno if I have actually been banned, people. I've been living outta a suitcase, with my thumb in the wind and a bindle on my back for days. "Starving on park benches" (for my craft). So I think Africa's shitty mobile data "services" may have something to do with the whole ordeal. Anyway, if I have in fact not been banned, I apologise, MV. For making accusations/assumptions.

[ItsOver]

D'oh. I dunno if I have actually been banned, people. I've been living outta a suitcase, with my thumb in the wind and a bindle on my back for days. "Starving on park benches" (for my craft). So I think Africa's shitty mobile data "services" may have something to do with the whole ordeal. Anyway, if I have in fact not been banned, I apologise, MV. For making accusations/assumptions.

Good luck on your quest.  Lee said he was pretty busy with his real life and hadn’t been keeping up with the forum so who knows.  Shit happens.

[AZZERAE]

Good luck on your quest. Lee said he was pretty busy with his real life and hadn’t been keeping up with the forum so who knows. Shit happens.

Yeah, man. I probably just had another episode. My bad.

[Ciardelo]

Good luck on your quest.  Lee said he was pretty busy with his real life and hadn’t been keeping up with the forum so who knows.  Shit happens.

Lee keeps up with the forum?

heh heh

[Jackstar]

Yeah, man. I probably just had another episode. My bad.

That shit happens. Semper fi

[ItsOver]

Lee keeps up with the forum?

heh heh

Lee’s a busy man.  Vegas, even with Corona Chan “savaging the countryside,” no doubt keeps him hopping.

[AZZERAE]

Lee keeps up with the forum?

I think 'bout Lee while I play with my weewee.

[nooryisawesome]

Bellgab is blocked on my work computer. It’s not the first time. I think it happens when the site is reported or something?

[AZZERAE]

To: Lee

More than half of the things you may think I said about you behind the scenes were not even written by me! I've come to find out that there are individuals out there impersonating me and doctoring AzzGab posts in Photoshop. I just DM'd the Frog King and haven't heard back even though he's been tweeting frens all throughout the day in the Americas. I guess all the people I once was cool with are now gonna follow suit and just blank me and nauseam. Well, despite the bad vibes you may feel, my intentions were always good.

From: Azzerae

[paladin1991]

To: Lee

More than half of the things you may think I said about you behind the scenes were not even written by me! I've come to find out that there are individuals out there impersonating me and doctoring AzzGab posts in Photoshop. I just DM'd the Frog King and haven't heard back even though he's been tweeting frens all throughout the day in the Americas. I guess all the people I once was cool with are now gonna follow suit and just blank me and nauseam. Well, despite the bad vibes you may feel, my intentions were always good.

From: Azzerae

I'm sure that went a long way towards healing any rift.