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Clearing up the bandwidth for Art Bell on Satellite?

Isn't Art what satellite radio needs?  If you want music, people can stream it from the web, so Satellite needs to be looking at exclusive content, like they did when they got Howard Stern.  Who else has a built-in audience like Art?

Couldn't Art Bell make a fairly decent amount of money if he started a blog and had ads on it?  Instead of posting his thoughts on Facebook, Just start a blog and put them up there.  It would require minimal effort, and since there are still lots of people who care about him and his opinions, he'd have no trouble getting traffic to the site.  Plus I'm sure people would repost and retweet him, so he'd grow his audience exponentially.

We really do need him to talk about issues like civil liberties, because right now the loudest voice in the room is Alex Jones, and that's not good for America.

Hey baby, wanna grab a turkey sandwich?



By the way: The best part about this picture is that it appears George has no mouth.  If only....

HERE'S GEORGE DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF A PIZZA ROLL!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 07, 2013, 06:34:27 PM


Tommy uses that fake sunny chirpy voice - 'hi George!' - he sounds like he's about 8.

I bet that the entire reason they started accepting texts was because Tommy wanted to get on the air.  After threatening to release some compromising pictures, Tommy was able to get George to agree and Tommy becoming the textmaster was the way they figured out to get him some mic time

Quote from: MV on June 07, 2013, 01:28:15 PM

yay... because there aren't enough stations playing country music

Not to mention smart phones, iPods, laptops, tablets.

Why are they so bad about posting the Friday Night 1st half guest?  It's always TBA on the site until just before the show.  The type of person that appears on Coast usually isn't the type hitting the clubs on a Friday Night, so shouldn't it be easy to find any one of thousands of authors looking to hype an eBook?

Has Noory become toxic?  Maybe authors are turning him down left and right, so all he has left are the regulars.  Soon he'll be forced to bring in The Numbers Lady and LA Marzulli on a weekly basis.  It's already pretty close to that now!

Don't even think about escaping my grasp

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 07, 2013, 01:24:23 AM
On a slightly unrelated matter (You know how it is, you're looking through YT etc and go off on tangents and arrive at something else?) I found this..it's a lengthy discussion, but what made me choke on my coffee was the mention of Alex asshole. He's apparently coming to lil ole England..I'm sure he'll be made very welcome. I wish I lived nearer to the venue so I could have a chat with him.. 


http://libertytactics.com/2013/06/lt-31-may-2013-bilderberg-2013-update/

He's apparently banned from Canada, so I'm surprised he's allowed in the UK.

http://www.georgenoorylive.com/guests.html

QuoteIn June 2006, Alex Jones and his team came to Canada to cover the ultra-secret Bilderberg Meeting taking place at the Brookstreet Hotel in Kanata and were detained by Canadian immigration on orders of the Bilderberg Group for a 15 hour nightmare of interrogation, accusations and threats of arrest. It is for this reason that Alex Jones will be participating in the event via Skype live from Austin, Texas.

Check out Michael Kohler, the Coral Castle guest's website:

http://www.coralcastleexplained.com/

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that a website that looks like it was designed in 1994 has a link to Pinterest on the top of the page?  If you're hip enough to know about pinterest, aren't you hip enough to realize your website looks worse than a tumor that has grown hair and teeth?

FUCK YOU MICHAEL KOHLER!!!!!


You just had a chance to show George for the uberfraud he is! He just asked George if he knew what the Fibonacci numbers were and George said "Yes".

You could have asked him to explain them - and since of course George has no idea what they are, his ass would have been on full display.  But no, you had to be a sonofabitch and just go ahead and explain it yourself.  You're dead to me!

Quotehow often does george push the "cough button"?

I'm sorry, but that sounds like a REALLY REALLY dirty euphemism to me.  I'm getting an image in my mind where the "cough button" is a certain part of Tommy's anatomy and it's not his finger that George is using to push it.

You asked for it!  Alex Jones joins JBW this Saturday to report on the Bilderberg meeting.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2013/06/08

QuoteFirst hour guest Alex Jones will share an update from the U.K. on this weekend's secretive Bilderberg meeting.

Least surprising news of the night - George likes to go through the obituary sections of newspapers and check out the ages of the deceased.

I bet he has a huge scrapbook of death notices of children that he's cut out from the papers over the years.

Another product not to purchase:



Perhaps we're missing a huge opportunity - Pizza Roll Insurance!

Just play along and assume he had what would be considered a human brain at some point.

And if you vote other, please explain your vote.

Quote from: WOTR on June 03, 2013, 02:12:14 AM
Did he not only want 10 000 people originally?  If that is the case I have to wonder where he found 3000 people willing to pay for his crap?  What was the going rate- $10 each per month?  This means the dolt has found a way to rake in an additional $360 000 a year!?!  How is it possible for somebody who is as dumb as a stump (and almost as interesting) to convince people to give him that kind of cash?

Well, according to court documents, Kevin Trudeau made $38 MILLION selling a diet book over infomercials, which goes to prove what they say about a fool and his money.

Tonight's guest: The Ark bridged the ages, like an Arc, like a rainbow.

So Noah's Ark was like an arc.

Like can anyone be a guest on Coast now?  Literally anyone with a computer can publish an eBook, so let's all write pablum and see if we can get on air.

Quote from: Gd5150 on June 02, 2013, 04:53:14 AM
It's amazing the nimber of people on this board about coast to coast are so smart they don't fall for any conspiracies, paranormal, know everything there is to know about everything, hate every host to ever host coast to coast accept art bell who hasn't been on in 10 years. Why exactly are you here? Go watch Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow.  After all CNN, the NYTimes only tell us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If its not there it's clearly just made up for corporate profits.

The issue with George is more than the show topics.  It's that he's a predictable hack.

I don't think most people on the board have problems with conspiracy stories per se.  The issue is with people who blame every single thing that happens on the government or nwo.  I love a good Roswell or JFK show, but someone who says that 9/11 was an inside job AND Sandy Hook was a fabrication AND HAARP caused the OK tornados AND the Boston Bombings were a false flag isn't seeking the truth, they're pushing a political agenda, and I get enough of that from every other media outlet during the day.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on June 01, 2013, 06:44:38 PM
     It's frightening. I went to a therapist years ago, and discovered this to my horror, who was a doomsday planner/survivalist who bought into the "chemtrails are killing us, fluoridation in the water is killing us" beliefs and that we wouldn't have another Presidential election(that was 3 elections ago)again . I remember thinking "shit, she's crazier than I could ever be".

The biggest tragedy is that the crazy people make sensible people look like idiots.  If someone stores food and water in case there's a disaster, they're ridiculed as a doomsday prepper.  If someone says that Fluoride in water may do more harm than good or at least isn't fully understood, they're lumped in with people who think the Bilderbergs are trying to sterilize us.

Speaking of the Bilderbergs, I'd say that in the 90s, less than 10% of the people had any idea who they were.  Now, I think a majority of Americans are aware of them.  By itself, that's not bad per se, But it does show the penetration of the conspiracy media.

Frankly, I think that a lot of the blame goes to the Discovery and History Channels.  They finally ran out of Nazi specials, and after some trial and error, they realized that the same audience that loved Hitler documentaries ate up this conspiracy nonsense, so they started devoting hours of programming every day to it.

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Yup, he went there:

George told Joshua P Warren that people are saying the Oklahoma tornado might be HAARP .

Right after Knapp told the guy on Friday that he was having none of that

Quote from: severevoid on May 26, 2013, 02:35:15 PM
John B. Wells has a great radio voice, when I first heard him it reminded me of Art who I really miss. But Wells is just too conservative for me. I do not tune into Coast to Coast to hear religious right wing propaganda which Wells spews on a regular basis. He actually said that FOX news was the most accurate and trustworthy of the major news organizations. Everyone knows all of the major news channels are full of it, but FOX is by far the worst. Say what you will about Noory but at least he is smart enough to keep the political stuff out of most of the topics. My favorite host now is George Knapp, but no one will ever replace the great Art Bell.

John B Wells rips his "news" stories directly from the Drudge Report.  Try it next Saturday - have Drudgereport.com open while he starts the show and you'll see him verbatim reading the headlines

Quote from: ufogadfly on May 24, 2013, 11:30:01 PM
It's even better than that: on the rare occasions when he cuts out early and they replay part of an old show in the last hour, they apparently can't even find an hour somewhere in which he doesn't suck.

When he does that, he usually plays the clip of him punching Dr Morgus.  At least 4 Times a year.

Quote from: Gay on May 23, 2013, 11:51:13 PM
Poor thing, can you imagine being the meat in a Tommy-Georgie sandwich?  It must smell worse than a truck stop men's room.

That smile she has is definitely fake.  And by the looks of it, it's not the only fake thing she's sporting.

And by the way, isn't that picture like the best advertisement against getting fake boobs?  For every decent guy who's attention you might get, there's probably 10 Georges or Tommys who come over to gawk at them.

Quote from: bateman on May 23, 2013, 10:26:42 PM
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Poor thing, can you imagine being the meat in a Tommy-Georgie sandwich?  It must smell worse than a truck stop men's room.

That smile she has is definitely fake.  And by the looks of it, it's not the only fake thing she's sporting.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 23, 2013, 09:29:55 PM
Jorchie is just a big Mama's Boy.  Look at how 'lil Jorchy handled his big, bad pizza roll.  He turned to his surrogate mommy, Tommy.   :

He went from a Mommy's Boy to a Tommy's Boy

Bill Birnes will be on Coast to Coast this upcoming week .... with George Knapp on Sunday.

You would think he'd be on with the man he "co-authored" multiple books with including an upcoming cookbook, but I guess he couldn't work it into his schedule

For someone who finds space exciting, he doesn't put any between him or the women he creeps upon

If George had any self-respect, wouldn't he be embarrassed that one of his callers is asking an accomplished legitimate scientist about Nibiru?

Ian could be annoying at times but at least you know he would bang his head against the table if a yahoo caller asked a real scientist a crackpot question (Maybe that caused the ringing in his ears).