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Quote from: K_Dubb on June 14, 2020, 01:13:29 PM


Don't you want to come to play revolutionary with me?  We can huddle together in a little pup tent in the park, and the lawn sprinklers hitting the roof will sound like distant gunfire!  Can you hear the drums, Shrenando?

You play Trotsky. I'll be Ramon Mercader.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 14, 2020, 12:32:12 PM
You are right!  I have never understood why you want cheese in your liquor -- that just turns my stomach

You've swallowed worse.

Quote from: Hog on June 14, 2020, 07:36:24 AM
Why does he keep blowing his money on Prius's?

You must be new here.

Quote from: Taaroa on June 13, 2020, 08:19:39 AM
Trafalgar Square is purely for the tourists - the statue is there to make American ones feel warm and fuzzy at the hospitality of the Britons.

Well, it's quite warm, and there's plenty of fuzz about today.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2020, 07:57:40 AM
Well Viscount of Alamein that would work I am sure but I don't want to see any statue "fucked" up. Move it over to the American Embassy but don't destroy stuff for the savagery of it.   Except for the Lucille Ball statue.  Unleash the barbaric hordes on that crime.

I admit that ongoing developments make me fear for my statue ('for services to BellGab') when it eventually goes up. Although my views are generally exemplary, I may have made the occasional remark about the gay community that prejudiced minds might consider objectionable. I don't want K_Dubb despatching a posse of poofs overseas to tamper with my erection.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2020, 08:01:04 AM
I admit I was a little tipsy at the time.  Was it that obvious?   

You'd reached the maudlin loquacious stage. I bet you fell asleep in a puddle of drool shortly after writing that.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2020, 07:32:34 AM
Well how about that!  Pushing the boundires on the "special relationship" there a tad.   Can we have the Bon Homme Richard's remains back too?
Or is that pushing it?  ( was just reading about this find two years late  )

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-46474363/remains-of-uss-bonhomme-richard-found-off-yorkshire-coast

If you want it, you can pay for it! I remember the fuss when they raised the Mary Rose more than 30 years ago.

If these protesters were smart they could use the Churchill statue as a diversionary tactic, the way we convinced the Hun we were going to attack the Pas de Calais on D-Day. While the enemy have the resources deployed in the wrong place, we can dash over and fuck up the Washington statue. I'm basically the reincarnation of Montgomery: I don't attack unless the odds are overwhelmingly in my favour, and I'm a total dick.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2020, 07:11:58 AM
It does appear to be a nice day so why not?  Catch some rays and get some vitamin D.  Was bit confused on this text under the video stream:

Why is there a statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square?  Wouldn't imagine y'all would think too highly of the old boy.  Or is Russia Today just confused?  Or there are more than one George Washington?

https://www.londonremembers.com/memorials/george-washington

I've pissed on it enough times to confirm its reality.

Some people would regard it as a sign of the magnanimity of the English, that we erect a statue to this treacherous sack of shit.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 13, 2020, 06:00:21 AM
Wow.  SV is really kicking ass.  Didn't think he had it in him.........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWTISBnFIOw

These are the grandchildren of Oswald Moseley. No football at the moment so they have to find something else to do. I bet there are a few Alex DeLarges on the look-out for an opportunity to give their rookers some action.

Quote from: DynamoHum on June 13, 2020, 04:14:31 AM
I am always reminded of the phrase involving Piss and Wind when I try and work out why Metron is unable to call in. He has a good line in shouty abusive text, but seems to be unable to complement it with a good live conversation. I’m not being mean I just think if he can’t back it up he shouldn’t be showing up at the preparty waving his wang quite so much.

I really enjoyed speaking with Azz, he’s an intelligent chap and he’s currently within my friend sphere. I know he has been a bit of a cunt, but we all are at times. There are a few individuals I would not have a pint with (none of BGs inmates, I hasten to add - i would have a pint of BabyCham with any of you fuckers) but I don’t really waste my time disliking and actively hating people, but I do waver with Metron between indifference and dislike which is a shame as I had enjoyed earlier exchanges I had had with him, but then he entered batshit cray cray territory in many many ways.

Maybe dislike is too strong, curiosity is closer. Like looking at a rotten apple to see if the maggots are there. I’d love to hear Metron speak to someone to see if I could hear the spittle fly from his mouth during his rants the way I imagine it.

Oh well, I doubt it will happen. No cojones on it.

I wish I could say the same. I still remember the time I offered to co-host on some rotten show of yours and you turned me down like a bedspread. The wound still tingles on frosty mornings and I have devoted myself to your destruction. Unfortunately it's a bit tricky going that far up North at the moment, and I have never liked injections, so your sorting-out will have to be postponed for the time being.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 12, 2020, 04:57:58 PM
That is a shame about the stuck together thing.  Oh. Of course the disease bit is not a big draw either.  Too bad, as I would have liked to read it.  The one and only Dubb cast was fair to middlin' and I hold high hopes for a book from K_Dubb. 

Since I won't be reading it due to the bodily fluid, Stuckey's aspects perhaps I could write a foreward for one of the sections?   Hhhhhmmmmm...but which one?

Quisling?  That whole campaign is kind of murky to me.  The King fleeing in a taxi or whatever, Churchill launching one of those side show expeditions that he loved so much - I think he even took some Frenchies along for the ride. Royal Navy can't really stop the Hun and the Reich gobbles the whole joint up.  Vidkun hops on board the Hitler train, a few dudes form an SS division and there is some heavy water in there somewhere.   That's all I really know.

Buggering?  Not really my bag either.  Pitching?  Catching? Just freaks me out all the way around.  My only experience really is the annual physical.  At the end my Jewish Doctor from NY puts on a glove and does what needs to be done.   "Bear down.....  That was a good exam.  No problems.  Tissue there.  Clean yourself up".   In the cause of anal health it happens every year.  Except this last time around.  The Jewish guy wasn't there and I got some Spicoli like scab Doc. He said he was done with every thing and was about to leg it. So I asked about being pokerized.   "Nah.  No need - there's a blood test for that.  Costs like 3 bucks".    What?  Why?  What in the hell is that other guy Striebering me for then?   Have I been repeatedly and systematically been buggered?   The mental anguish aspects of that deserve a stand alone Senda-like live stream I think.  Certainly  a short chapter forward isn't enough.

So that leaves Blücher.  Solid Field Marshall. Pretty good dude - the Iron Duke kind of stole his thunder I believe.  The loss of the capital ship was insanity but just another aspect of the surface Kriegsmarine under performing.   I think I can handle that - if you are game K_Dubb.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Mrs is out cavorting with the lawnmower dude at her spin class, and Walks wrote this after a brewski or five.

We're already getting promising reviews for BQB:

Gerbil Fancier's Gazette: 'This dude makes the Marquis de Sade look like Mr Rogers.'

Judge Jeanine: 'This pole-smoking dirtbag made me puke and crap my pants all at the same time.'

Walmart: 'Although we don't condone the behaviour of this obnoxious fag, sales of Crisco have risen by 500%.'

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 12, 2020, 03:46:43 PM
Oh that is just Shreddie revisiting the glory days of his childhood which, to judge from his memories, seems to have been spent dodging dirigibles at night in the Wapping stews.

I'm used to dealing with slow-moving bags of hot air. That's why your impotent impudence leaves my withers unwrung.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 12, 2020, 03:34:17 PM
Blücher?   Quisling?  Buggerings?   What the hell kind of murky stuff are you boys up to?

'Blucher, Quisling, Buggerings' is the title of K_Dubb's forthcoming autobiography. The front cover is of him draped over a chair back like Christine Keeler. It's the first book to be officially classified HIV positive and half the pages are stuck together.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 12, 2020, 02:27:55 PM
I will not.  It is thanks to Metron that I know your rough coordinates.  I know you have been tweeting your little rape whistle every time you see a slender, elegant, mustachioed fellow loping gracefully around a corner.  The constabulary are rightly sick of it by now and will pay it no heed at all.

I've been walking with my back to the wall for the last 18 months anyway, as a precaution against surprise buggerings.

I can't say I'm surprised at your refusal to call out injustice. It's this tough, principled stand that was such a notable aspect of Norway's fight against Nazism. Oh no, that's right, they crumpled up like brown cheese well past its sell-by date.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 12, 2020, 02:11:29 PM
"With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day."  -- Emerson

Don't mince in here quoting Emerson, you pseudo-Norwegian nonce-bag. He was nothing without Lake and Palmer. Denounce Metron for being a cowardly bladder of diabetic walrus piss or I'll find someone else to take me to the May Ball next year.

Quote from: VC on June 12, 2020, 01:51:49 PM
Also... Can't wait hear from Azzerae's alleged fiance' or is it fiancee?

Is s-he real or ventriloquist makeup manikin alter dolls s-he also uses for Avatars?

I think this girlfriend is about as real as Norman Bates's mother.

If you're going to run a forum, fucking run it. Don't share it with this sinister little softcock who clearly has such low self-esteem he needs to make himself feel better by using words he doesn't understand and cutting and pasting from his favourite right-wing wank sites.

Quote from: VC on June 12, 2020, 01:51:49 PM
Also... Can't wait hear from Azzerae's alleged fiance' or is it fiancee?

Is s-he real or ventriloquist dolls s-he also uses for Avatars?

Great work there, Metron, doxxing me on an email I stopped using over a decade ago, and mostly used to sign up for midget porn and snuff movies Greenpeace and other progressive causes.

Call in, you sorry little cunt. You've threatened me, insulted my mother, tried to doxx me.

Call in.

Quote from: DynamoHum on June 12, 2020, 12:57:13 PM
I think it would be particularly epic if Metron called in.

Good luck with the show Groyp and Metron. I think it will be an interesting couple of hours

Yeah. If he calls in I fucking will.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 12, 2020, 07:39:29 AM
I don't even talk that shit, poes.

Doos.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 12, 2020, 07:18:03 AM
Do you eat your mother out with that mouth?

Never heard that one before. Must sound even funnier in Afrikaans.

I guess this is an appropriate historical moment for a prominent one-legged anti-racism campaigner like Groyper to offer his considered views on the situation. And if Metron doesn't call in to allow his critics to have their say he will be exposed as the walking vagina he so obviously is.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 12, 2020, 06:54:18 AM
My "other half" is a she, coz I'm not a gay. Just a transvestite.

I sent you an email - to the burners you signed up at AzzGab with.

Get your other half to call in. This is your chance to prove she's real.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 12, 2020, 06:19:46 AM
It should be a fascinating show!

I know that those of us born on the right side of the Atlantic have to make allowances for the linguistic failures of you rough colonials, but I didn't know things had deteriorated so badly. I think you meant 'shitty', or 'unutterably boring'.

Get your other half to call in. This is your chance to prove he's real.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 11, 2020, 04:59:56 AM

2 people that are friends? Odd?? There's nothing odd about 2 people being friends. Oh wait ... perhaps you don't have friends. Just a gay guy who likes you and who lets you put him down. And I'M weird!?

Paladin knows I don't mean it, the screaming old queen.

If by 'weird', you mean an attention-seeking bore who uses his supposed mental illness as a way of gaining sympathy, then yes, you're weird. Although I prefer 'tiresome dick'.

If the day ever dawns when I do find a friend that likes me for myself rather than my tall, muscular body, I hope I'd manage to avoid the prolonged nut-gargling that you two fruit sundaes engage in.

Quote from: AZZERAE on June 11, 2020, 04:59:56 AM
LOL! You fucking know, with certainty that isn't true. But I get it, you gotta preen and flounce in front of the audience, make a show, what-have-you.

How would I know? You're just two people that post on a forum, I don't know who you are. I've never heard two men go on about each other the way you two do. You'd be kicked out of K_Dubb's favourite bath-house for excessive faggotry. I bet you even go to the bathroom together.

I apologise for at least trying to be vaguely entertaining. I know that's not a concern of yours. Believe me, your 3 million rambling Mansonesque podcasts don't lie.

Seriously, is this soppy cunt ever going to stop talking about 'Demonrats' as if it's the wittiest thing ever? He has the brains of a urinal cake.

Quote from: ItsOver on June 10, 2020, 03:26:31 AM
Oh, great. I see moron ButtPlugsBoy is back with third rate memes to clog up Lee's site.  The Demonrats must be paying him a nickel a post.  Thank you, Lee, for the ignore feature.

This is how you recognise a bitch. Not that they use the ignore feature, but the fact they need to tell you about it. This dismal spazz is probably hiding in a bunker too.

Quote from: chefist on June 09, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
Pretty sure I saw a vid of you volunteering for a gang rape by Somali immigrants to prove how woke you are. Keep up the good work!

If that was meant to be a confession that you like to drunkenly scour gay porn sites, we already knew that.