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Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Today at 05:55:48 PM »
I guess that would fall under "sustainable for life".  With the AI in it, perhaps it is smart enough to dispose of itself and not put grieving relatives in a tough spot.  That article also discusses "sex doll brothels" over there in Euroland. I'm quite sure you have tasted such fruits.  How are the sloppy seconds after some Bulgarian has taken care of business in room 208 ahead of you?

I think we can draw a straight line between that episode with the sex doll leading to you hanging out with those bad characters on the Falkie thread. All those years of Lutheran Sunday School vanished overnight.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Today at 05:35:10 PM »
The sad reality hits. The revolts can’t be far off now.

In fairness, you've always been revolting.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Today at 05:28:51 PM »
The State of Michigan just dropped the hammer:,9309,7-387-90499_90705-525182--,00.html

They can't go to cabins up inna woods, stores can only sell food or medication, etc.  Some of my WAN relatives are not happy.

Never mind, they can still get sex robots delivered to the door of their rickety shack. And if your relatives are anything like you I'm sure they're sorely in need of them. You grubby little beast.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Today at 05:14:43 PM »
Here I was imagining you at least drove a Land Rover.  Wedding is off!

Gold-digging bitch. Kind hearts are worth more than coronets, and simple faith than Norman blood, whoever he is.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Today at 01:24:35 PM »
As long as there's flour.  Dear God, please let there be flour!

Fiat Pillsbury!

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Today at 02:35:42 AM »
What happened to Dave Schrader?

Sorry, been out of the loop for a while..

Will there be a Corona Virus edition of The Gabcast?

I'd like to call-in..

Calling in from a 646 area code Michael VanderHOOVEN..

A live update from 86th Street in Yorkville, Manhattan

Keep safe and keep it Lit City..10 10 20..bruh!!! In these trying times in our tiny little World!

In this time of crisis we need a sober and balanced analysis of current events, and you're just the man to provide it, by crackee!

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 05:17:41 PM »
I had friend who 'broke the ice' in California with a 'n-word' joke.

I didn't know you and Asuka were so close. Now we know why MV disabled PMs.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 05:03:02 PM »
I'm somewhat torn on the subject. Was he really that "out of touch" or was he intentionally making comedic statements, flaunting modern political correctness, women's rights, minority championship, and so on?  Whichever is the answer- he had comedy gold and likely not to be surpassed.

He didn't say anything that my grandfather wouldn't have said, who always assured me that you could spot a Jew by the look in their eyes. Read any Agatha Christie novel, people forget how common and accepted it was to be any 'ist' you could name. I think Philip just wasn't bright enough to curb his tongue in public. We used to have a friend of the family who knew Princess Margaret, being unbelievably racist was just part of life.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:49:03 PM »
Good friend to the royal family.

You keep mentioning them. Have I ever said anything that shows me to be a staunch monarchist? You seem to think you're hurting my feelings. I don't have any feelings to hurt, and certainly not about the Windsors.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:46:55 PM »
He had so many good one-liners. I don't like that they put him on pre-Corona-Chan lock-down due to his political incorrect comments. If he wasn't a part of a global drug-pushing operation he could've made a killing in the Catskills.

He's so frail now I don't think it had anything to do with being politically incorrect.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:37:03 PM »
Liberals have monopoly on child and animal abuse.

Yeah, just ask this guy.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:34:11 PM »
Scots don't get hungover. They are always at some level of drunk and in that rare event have Irn-bru to cure what ails them.

""How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"- Duke Of Edinburgh, to driving instructor in Oban.

'You can't be Hungarian, you don't have a pot belly ' was another of his.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:22:31 PM »
Be honest, the queen forced you to do this once, right? I bet she laughed heartily.

The sad thing is, if you heard Trump say it you'd head for the nearest dam with a bottle of Jack under your arm.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 04:09:12 PM »
There's an ancient Scottish folk remedy for hangovers that involves licking a beaver's asshole. Don't ask me how I know this, but I invite everyone to try it. What have you got to lose?

Two pressing questions:

1. How long will it take Senda to piss away his stimulus check?

2. What will he spend it on?

1. The first one is easy, I think. He's already spent it. The Bill hadn't even passed and his mouse was frenziedly clicking on Amazon, the prospect of unearned cash to fritter away being too good to resist. He's been glued to the internet like a fat, demented hamster ever since.

2. In ordinary circumstances, Senda and Kathy would hit every food outlet in Walnut Creek one after the other, like an elderly, obese Bonnie and Clyde, but for obvious reasons the options for compulsive profligacy have narrowed sharply. Maybe a deluxe George Noory plush moustache? Surely even a signed one wouldn't blow the whole wad in one go?

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:38:25 PM »
I was comlaining about the Marxist overthrow going on in society causing lineups everywhere because of “social distancing.” Get your facts straight.

People have kept their distance from you for years. It wasn't Marxism, it was the smell.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:36:15 PM »
I ordered an SD card the other day. It was supposed to come from this country, then I checked and saw it's really coming from China. Those sneaky slant-eyed fuckers. And it's already late. If it gets here it'll probably be crawling with the Kung Flu.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:33:21 PM »
Sure, just submit. It’s for your own good. That’s what you’ve been saying all along.  :D

Say hi to the queen for me. ;D

You're a pretty poor specimen of a revolutionary. You keep calling for civil war yet you were complaining about queuing outside a grocery store. You're Che Guevara on here, but five minutes in a line outside the Piggly Wiggly and you're ready to throw in the sponge. Tosser.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:20:30 PM »
Somehow I'm going to 'connect the dots' of this Corona-Chan to the Opium Wars, David Kelly, Porton Down, and the drug-dealing Queen - to quite down the HK protests, dismiss Brexit and Megxit controversies, and so she can buy up stocks, bonds, real estate, and currency on the big dip. Just since SV has come in from the cold.

I remember you mentioning a book about Cromwell a few months ago. It wasn't until I got hold of a copy I realised we were talking about two different Cromwells.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:18:20 PM »
It seems like you actually want this.

Any sober analysis of the realities of the economy (the repo market, for example) would show that the economy has been smoke and mirrors since the Crash of 2008. I don't want people to suffer, I want them to pay attention, but people are too busy wasting their time on nonsense conspiracy theories instead of looking at what's in front of them.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 03:00:39 PM »

Yet Senda continues to thrive as he awaits that big check from Uncle Sugar.

The world is heading for a new Great Depression.

In other news, the plushy industry is about to experience a sudden uptick in orders.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 02:55:00 PM »
Shreddy, you’re like a British choir offering the refrain of Orange Man Bad! ;D

And we know he's your...

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 02:35:46 PM »
I should note here that the people who dismiss the death toll at the moment are the same ones who routinely scaremonger about bio-weapons and death panels. The don't care about anything except propping up Trump, who is clearly out of his depth burbling on about miracle drugs. They certainly don't care about lives lost, as long as it isn't theirs.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:37:25 PM »
Ha!   Well aside from some recent mega Heather Wade drama, you can see not much as changed here as of late.  Senda got tested for COVID-19 but it came back negative.  So O'Neill's dream has not yet came to pass.

I think we have to face the fact that Senda is the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. WTF happened with MITD? Wasn't Schrader in that gig?

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:35:30 PM »
Just blow a couple Muslims. That should get you your laundry money.

I wouldn't want to deprive your mom of income. I know she needs it to look after her useless son.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:32:57 PM »
Surely, that club started in Great Britian where the police actually stopped investgating pedophilia because it's just too rampant there.

Shouldn't you be out using your priceless medical skills to save lives in this time of crisis? Even Rand Paul is trying to make himself useful while you're hunched over your monitor whacking it over Henry Kissinger.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:30:28 PM »
Hey SV. Good to see you alive and kicking. Video later?

Just as soon as I get my red shorts back from the laundry. Unfortunately I've run out of quarters...

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:29:12 PM »
Well look who is alive and kickin'.  Hope you are hale and hearty, you nasty bastard.............

You know how it is. When you spend your life sleeping in hedges, fighting gypsies and eating raw weasel, a mere virus is child's play. You girly types who hang out in supermarkets and punch code in your budgie smugglers are in for a rude awakening.

Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
« on: Yesterday at 12:18:51 PM »
  You keep dropping 'boomer' like you are not part of the club.

To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.

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