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Quote from: whoozit on July 31, 2022, 10:42:05 AMHe had three pairs of pants to choose from.  The first pair fit but the belt was too small.  Pair two would require a small reduction to his already lithe form.  The third pair was just right and only needed a dusting to be suitable for pleading his case.

Has the necktie been invented that is long enough to get round the mighty circumference of the Senda neck? Trousers aren't everything, you also have to pay some attention to the top half, I don't think an Art Bell T-shirt will cut it.

What's the over/under on him mentioning MV in his opening statement? We know his mum will get in there somehow.

Will he dress in something other than his usual slob costume for this? I know it's only an American court, but surely even you cretins have some sort of dress code.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 26, 2022, 10:57:35 AMNobody is going to stop bonking, compared with HIV which has been circulating at high levels out there for what forty years or so now this is just a particularly unpleasant rash and joins the whole host of nasty things you can get.  There are lines for the vaccine but they don't have much of it and are giving it to people already exposed while fighting off the usual hypochondriacs and helicopter moms dragging their kids in because they might pick it up at drag queen story time.

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If AIDS don't get ya
Monkeypox must

Quote from: Liberace! on July 27, 2022, 12:15:37 PMDid he really refuse?  Surely there must have been some other reason.

No, I talked to him about it and he said that was the reason. If I refused a meal every time someone called me an annoying cunt I would have starved to death a long time ago. The last I saw of him was a picture he had taken with his wife where he looks like he's packing on the pounds and is wearing bowling shirts to conceal the chub.

Quote from: Lilith on July 29, 2022, 01:25:31 PM

Glad you're still around, even though I'd be quite pleased if I heard that most of the rest have been eaten by bears, that pipe-puffing pansy being high on the list. Fingers crossed this remains a Jackstar-free environment.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PMCome here you lumbering lisping lout



you never sent a pic of Forster's house like you promised either you perfidious rogue

I was nervous that you might catch a reflection of me in a window, leading to a masturbatory frenzy among you and others of your kind. It's been as high as 40 Celsius here recently and sightings of me in my sarong have been known to lead to public unrest.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 26, 2022, 06:32:43 PMI think he might be my new boss at work.   My good ole boy, NC native boss just snapped like a twig last week and decided to retire effective the end of July. I guess 43 years was enough. So my new guy is a limey from just outside of London. Snarky son of a gun that as near as I can recall sounds like S.V. did from the Gabcast. Lots of Brits live outside of London, are snarky and sound like S.V. but what threw me was that he said he had a great friend in the Bay Area that was originally from Pittsburgh.

Coincidence? I think not......

You still have a job don't you? Despite the awful things you have to do to keep it. I even put the mouthwash on expenses. Always fucking complaining.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 26, 2022, 08:10:08 PMWho was more insufferable?  Shreddmyass or Yorkshire the Pud?

When the time comes that you finally tip over into irretrievable senility, how the fuck will we be able to tell.

Needless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.

Quote from: albrecht on December 18, 2020, 10:36:18 PM

I disgree. It is a talisman. A lucky charm. Even the dwarf said that the USA had nothing to worry about  Corona-Chan (when BG was!) and he was even against masks. At first.

This is one of the more baffling Trumptard talking points. Would you rather have someone prepared to change his mind based on the evidence, or someone who is more concerned with his reputation and will say the same thing whatever the facts are?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 02:34:38 PM
Yeah, sure you did. :

Quote from: WOTR on December 08, 2020, 02:16:29 PM
I see... So your argument boils down to "we could not possibly have afforded to provide any Jews sanctuary without a large amount of cash because we were too broke?" That is seriously the platform you wish to use for not providing a safe place to Jews who ended up used as slave labour and gassed?

I mean, at least I'm willing to admit that Canada just did not want them and that there really was a pretty high portion of the public who did not like Jews and did not care what happened in Europe. But your argument for England not taking them centers around "financial constraints?"

And then you were generous enough to give away other people's land as a "mea culpa" providing decades of war and tensions in the middle east? And that is your moral contribution?

We let the Huguenots in after the Bartholomew's Day Massacre FFS! It's never enough for some people. And we didn't know what was going to happen to them then, we just thought Hitler was a bit of a wanker. We still let more in than you did so, respectfully, bite me.

As I said before, we gave them a place to live and they turn round and start blowing shit up. That's on them.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2020, 01:45:07 PM
No way, eh. I'm off work until January with nowhere to go due to the last one.

Let's hope a new cache of dick pics gets discovered soon or you're gonna go stir crazy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 12:28:37 PM
You’re true hatred of me could never be veiled, you pathetic weakling.

You're too insignificant to bother with, poppet. Nobody hates you, but everyone is terribly bored with your limp shtick.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 12:16:10 PM
Sure, lots of people here feel that ad hominem is an effective response once I’ve defeated them with facts and reason. It’s not.

It's not an ad hominem to call you a stupid cunt. It's a mere statement of fact. You wouldn't want me to tell a lie, I'm sure.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2020, 12:06:26 PM
How are you coping? I heard that Her Majesty's dog, Vulcan died leaving her with just one dog left.  I am sure you are probably in near panic. Remember that bellgab is here for you.

These are never easy times, but I just remind myself that we're the most beloved nation on Earth and it helps me cope.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 12:07:26 PM
Nope. It’s hers, all hers.

Yes, but you're a moron. I'd take the word of a used teabag before yours.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 12:02:03 PM
In fact all one has to do is type in the question Who owns the most land in the world? and even Google yeilds this result:

#1 Queen Elizabeth II
With her 6.6 billion acres, Elizabeth II is far and away the world's largest landowner, with the closest runner-up (King Abdullah) holding control over a mere 547 million, or about 12% of the lands owned by Her Majesty, The Queen.

A lot of that is owned by the state rather than by her personally.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 08, 2020, 11:53:11 AM
ha HA ha HA ha HA ha and he staggers back from his nightly slosh for a tryst with the bedclothes he forgets to wash.  There is Reason there but it's badly slurred and he squanders it in tussles with the forum turd.

You just see if I'll take you back after this. When your tarty himbo throws you over, and leaves you on the kerb with nothing but a rhyming dictionary and a large black dildo, don't come crawling to me for sympathy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 08, 2020, 11:35:23 AM
Monarchies aren’t democracies. :

They are when the monarch doesn't have any power.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 08, 2020, 10:06:19 AM
Now Walks you know you cannot expect Shreddie to live up to his illustrious heritage in matters of the sea.   To his naval race he's a terrible disgrace for he cannot tell a hawser from a bowline or a brace.  He's a scribbler born (though there's no doubt that he's failed) and penmanship's the only ship he ever sailed.

Oh gawd, he's gone from doggerel to G&S.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 08, 2020, 08:59:35 AM
Not exactly how I recall that deal going down. If memory serves we gave you 50 sturdy, perfectly fine 4 stacker WWI era destroyers [sure a bit old but many WWI era ships gave solid service in the war - read up on your HMS Warspite]. In return we received 99 year leases on a number of bases in Newfoundland, Bermuda, Guiana and a mess of islands in the Caribbean. In reality, it meant we took over the defense of these places to help take a bit of the load off. If I recall correctly, the only stipulation was that the destroyers be renamed using town names common to both nations, to stop you from naming them something asinine like HMS Cockchafer or HMS Pansy, as they were originally named after US Navy officers of note. Not exactly a bad deal for you.

Here's a movie with Trevor Howard and Attenborough about the subject. Enjoy.  Oh...and you are welcome.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2rhjbFF_0I

Here we go with the revisionist balls. 'It must be true, I saw it in a movie'. Here's the truth: you cheeseparing cunts sold us 50 rustbuckets we had to spend a fortune refitting. Not only that, you made sure that every gold sov had been cleared out from every possible corner of the blessed British Empire, including going to South Africa to check every particle of gold dust had been hoovered up. In return you get oodles of cushy warm water ports, and you're bitching about doing a bit of housekeeping.

For fuck's sake, we were in a life or death struggle with the Hun and all you bastards wanted to do was score a killing and rub our noses in it. It took Tojo pulling it out and blasting you one in the face before you decided democracy was worth fighting for.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to think about the Queen for ten minutes while I calm down.

Quote from: WOTR on December 08, 2020, 04:17:21 AM
Lest we forget the generous offer of England to the Jews in WWII. Hell, you even took 230 of the 1000 Jews form the St. Louis after Cuba, America, and Canada refused them. A very generous offer. Of course, you then demanded that a cash guarantee amounting to roughly $125,000 in 1930's dollars (worth around 2.5 million today) be posted before accepting a few of them... And still sent hundreds back to Europe.

But I suppose it is the self-righteous thought that counts.

I don't recall being the one doing the moral posturing. Don't forget that the Jews got their own country because of us and then showed their gratitude by killing as many of us as possible.

We weren't exactly flush with cash back then either. In fact we were broke thanks to the Americans, who cleared out all our gold reserves before selling us some lousy old destroyers.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 07:53:38 PM

I dunno, I guess I think it was probably better when we actually had some moral standards and would not do business with organ harvesting dictators.

When Khashoggi was butchered because he disagreed with the Saudi regime Trump refused to do anything, citing the money the Saudis spent on American arms. That's as cynical as it gets. The US refused to accept more than a small number of Jewish refugees fleeing Nazi Germany. In fact a lot of you rather liked Hitler and wanted to stay out of the war. You only talk about moral standards when it suits you.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 05:29:18 PM
I’m not here to educate you about your misunderstanding of the origins and meanings of words.   I hope you were good at sports in your youth, you obviously weren’t chosen for the debate team.

He was the mascot. They used to throw him in the air whenever they scored a touchdown but he kept landing on his head, with results for all to see.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 05:14:45 PM

BTW, I’ve always appreciated them spelling it with a K on the end as it gives away their real communist agenda.

I think you'll find that the man who coined that word was as right-wing as it gets.

Quote from: albrecht on December 07, 2020, 05:12:38 PM
Again, we disagree.

Though I would've liked to have voted in the Scotland independence election and BREXIT deal, and why should've I have been allowed? I also want to vote in the next meeting of HSBC, I own no shares or interest but would like a vote. Still sick of their LIBOR manipulation and money laundering (alleged!  )  I also plan to be the 'swing vote' in PS 11 in Harlem's class presidential election and that crucial vote for Miss Alabama.

Oh, fuck off, you silly sod. You know you were talking about the right to vote in a US election. If you want a one-world government - like most sensible people - perhaps you'll get your chance to have your say on global affairs ere long. I don't know if the mandate would run to beauty contests though, I'd have to run that by Soros and my Beijing overlords.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 05:02:50 PM
Now I’m a fan of Kissinger?  You have me confusticated.  Realpolitik predates Kissinger.  And it is funny that you throw me in with your opposition.  You do realize we are fairly similar in our political bents, right?  You have to stop lashing out at things you do not understand.

https://youtu.be/_MWzDKE4zbY

Predates Kissinger by a hundred years, in fact.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 04:52:20 PM
Everyone in the whole world?! Where do I sign up for your conspiracy theory newsletter?

Send me your address. First issue is free.

Quote from: whoozit on December 07, 2020, 04:47:23 PM
I’m glad that I don’t live in your head.

It's the size of a peanut. You couldn't swing a cat in there.