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Quote from: area51drone on October 04, 2015, 04:06:56 AM
They stunk it up, I'm just airing it out.

Do you usually shart to air out places? I think a morbidly obese and mildly retarded fat man is feeling unloved and jealous right about now. Time to go back to that thread boys.

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 03, 2015, 04:55:08 PM
My PORTLAND SOURCE has informed me that definitely maybe the MITD producer formerly known as (Redacted) is formally considering the possibility of representing with a call in.

I hope Leo listened to Noory's appearance on the show and comes prepared because Heather's going to rip him a new one.

Art sheds some more light on the issue:



With both Leo and Heather rumored to be calling into the gab cast it should be a must listen to show.

Quote from: MV on October 03, 2015, 04:41:29 PM
somebody get leo the gabcast phone number, plz.  thx.

Leo's in a bean spilling mood. Someone ply him with alcohol and give him the number for The GabCast.

MV will have him admitting to punching mean baby alpacas for sport

Make sure one of you has Facebook to read Leo's tweets on the issue. They have been epic and worthy of a straight to video day time Emmy.

I'll just leave this here.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 30, 2015, 04:36:08 AM
Great feat indeed in making both my and Noory's detractors look like the fools they truly are.

Weren't you one of Norry's biggest detractors once? Doesn't that make you a fool too?

Why do you hate Art Bell? Is it true that you have hardly listened to his show? Has Noory forbidden you from listening? Considering you are now a Davebot shouldn't you be reporting back to Noory everything Art says?

Quote from: Defwhale on September 27, 2015, 12:39:26 PM
I mean c'mon, how many of you are on a first name basis with Tommy Damphamster and have his cell phone number?

If Noory was mentally capable of remembering another 10 digit number Tommy would change that cell number in a heart beat. I bet he's ruing the day he divulged that number to Flakie.

I think the most telling thing about OLG and Falkie's posts is that Drone is a whiny ass bitch who likes to act all tough on the forum and then skulks back to Falkie to apologize. What a pussy.

Quote from: nbirnes on September 21, 2015, 04:03:33 PM
Go Bateman!

Why Go Bateman? Is he the weekend host? Did I miss something? This is great news indeed. Go Bateman!

Quote from: jazmunda on September 21, 2015, 10:22:42 AM
For those who don't have Facebook:




https://youtu.be/KDrdTwwZ1wc

Nice video!!!!!

Did you make that jazz?

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 19, 2015, 04:38:03 PM
Oh come on, SV is a lot of fun to read... And I'm the guy who you usually wish to the corn field.

I'm sorry. Have we met?

Quote from: BellBoy on September 19, 2015, 04:19:27 PM
To be fair, SV's main point was that Art, apparently, enjoys yanking the chain and watching the tail wag the dog. Art's post did nothing to address that point. It did, however, elicit an immediate spasm of ass kissing...

It's just banter. English chaps like banter don't they. I see him use banter all the time. A little ribbing never hurt anyone.

Some posters are looking a little foolish today.

*cough* SredniVashtar *cough*

I think you can safely go back to harrassing Falkie. ta ta old chap.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 19, 2015, 07:50:23 AM
It's sound like your 'coffee' came from Colombia with extra marching powder this morning. I wish I could share your optimism. If that really was the case then Art is a total dick for stringing people along the way he has.

Tell us how you really feel about Art SV?

You have conveniently chosen a "can't lose" position where you get to call Art a dick no matter what transpires.

Personally I think any announcement will be positive. Why would he urge people to join his Public page and join as a TT only to quit? That doesn't make sense. I bet you that that new Public page will get a ton of likes as a result of this and I have a feeling that that may have been the reason for the cryptic messages.

Are you going to answer the question as to why a supposedly grown man with no children has intimidate knowledge of Sponge Bob Square Pants?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 16, 2015, 02:32:52 PM
How is it slander when we are telling the truth about a woman who has no qualms about f*cking over her oldest friend, who steals stuff from both of us and denies it and who has a history of gaming the welfare system ? There are more stories we will tell about her if given a chance. The woman had 4 children solely to get the welfare benefits for them.

Pot, kettle, black.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 15, 2015, 12:20:40 PM
Turns out that he is ok but keeps using a phone jack thst needed to be replaced years ago but he's too damned cheap to get the damned thing replaced. We got profuse apologies for it. He had NO dial tone and didn't realize it. Kathy was literally sobbing over the thought that he might be dead.
Maroney is like Mr. Crab at times when it comes to money issues. Penny not so wise and pound very foolish.
We both love the guy but have never known anyone so cheap.

How are you aware of who Mr Crabs is? I have kids so I am all too familiar with him and the Spongebob family but you are supposedly a grown man. I guess when you won't work and suck off the government's teet you can be a lazy ass and watch children's programming. How many Spongebob plush toys do you have infecting your house?

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on September 15, 2015, 10:53:23 AM

Thank you Six Week Tenure. The Noory reveal was genius. Post often.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 14, 2015, 07:23:48 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eRvGaxljsQ


Money shot @2:37

Six Week - you know what must, nay needs, to be done.

Take one for the team brave soldier.

Quote from: FeralKentuckian on September 12, 2015, 02:26:29 PM
Art and Keith have both ignored questions about the program, leaving us to wonder if they destroyed it on purpose or deleted it accidentally, or just don't want it out anymore.
To this day it remains, perhaps, the only show during that time that is no longer available anywhere in anyone's archives.

Why the unwarranted hostility towards Art and Keith. Just because two people who are extremely busy producing a live show 5 nights a week haven't personally answered your question isn't an admission of guilt of the crime against humanity that you are accusing them of.

You are making out as if they purposefully deleted just that show as a personal vendetta against your friend. Are you aware about how many classic shows there are that are missing?

Even if they had the show in their personal archives, which they probably don't, they no longer own the rights and could not publicly share it.

I sense much butt hurt in you.

If you have access to your buddy's contact details and he wants a gig on Art's show then either post it here for Art and Heather (Art's producer) or contact Heather at producer@artbell.com

Quote from: Sandra Kristen on September 11, 2015, 12:54:15 AM
No way. This guest belongs on Richard's show. Richard would make this entertaining and hilarious. Art's style doesn't work well with this type of guest if you're like me and don't really know much hard science.

Get real "Sandra".  You don't like any guests or topics that Art has. One might even question if you like Art and his show at all. You are a troll and possibly a bot.

Quote from: Sandra Kristen on September 10, 2015, 01:14:51 AM
Okay this is dumb and pointless. Get to the open lines, Richard.

Sandra's itching for open lines so she can tell everyone how crap the callers are and also tell you how easy it is to find them based on their name, location and vocal pitch.

Quote from: akwilly on September 09, 2015, 07:38:53 PM
Other than that nice job having what is now another mouth to feed.

Quote from: akwilly on September 09, 2015, 07:47:05 PM
I also find it odd that the big guy would bring in a mangy stray cat BEFORE the inspection.

Falkie logic fail!

Why the fuck would a destitute moron with no money bring in another mouth to feed. In addition why the fuck would the same moron on the brink of homelessness add to the already general stankiness of the place by incorporating another potential piss smell hazard.

Also he has taken in Pinky the cat.

Quote from: Manx on September 04, 2015, 10:54:47 PM
Well basically long story short I'm having a hard time listening to this guy's story

Lucky for you Coast to Coast starts in 3 minutes. See ya.

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on August 18, 2015, 07:58:31 AM

I think this salacious show by Kathy might be a secret message to a special admirer at bell gab, possibly Drone or Open Lines Gerry. Falkie has competition. Better lift your game Big Guy.

Quote from: Art Bell on August 15, 2015, 03:27:34 PM
Well that's four Weeks in the hopper. Must say it is going very well. Everything seems to be just right and we are making changes and getting things working better all the time.

It sure is a me World out there and we seem to be integrating into it well. The audio quality even knocks my socks off and I am not easy to please in that area.

Again my thanks to my fellow members here on Bell Gab who made much of it possible!

Art

Shut up Jock Strap Breath. I never said I went to Harvard. It was a community college which I attended with the cousin of some very well connected people but again that is none of your business.

The kitties are slowing down the progress of the cleaning as every time I go out side to empty the litter box one of them makes a boo boo on the floor. Anyway I think it's one of the kitties. It could very well be Kathy but that too is none of your damn business. My knees are killing me and I let out a screech of pain that startled Kathy out of her 3rd nap today. She will be doing a video about it later if it's not too damn hot in here. I inboxed Noory today and am waiting to hear from Drone after he visits Gerry in the hospital. He said some nasty things about Kathy and I probably won't answer his call. Video about it later.

Drone says you are all just jealous of me and that he and Gerry are my only true friends and that if I entrust him with my password them he will ensure that every detractor well be put in his or her place. Especially the hers. Drone hates women almost as much as me.