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Let's post some not-shit modern music to lighten up, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sp1W3etsJ4&sns=em

3DS GBA GAMES OUT

Also, I wish I was "legal" so I could sex and vote for Ron Paul.

WOO I GOT THE MONEY.

The 100 dollars are all mine. bwhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

We need code words, like:

spectacularendous: shit-like
good man!: dickshitfuckluckhead
voice of gold: pollutant of radio air

Comment on Coast's next Facebook post - "Noory, good man! Your voice of gold is spectacularendous. Teehee."

YO I'M GONNA BE GONE FOR A WEEK.

You all better fucking miss me.

(Also, I was Rodrick from last night, if anyone cares, which you do, because I am the chucklefucking DanDan... BITCH. I decided after I was on hold for a few minutes not to do another shout-out, 'cause it was Ian, but I didn't want to hang up. So I complimented Ian Twitter profile photo. :>)

Every time I see glance over this topic I see "Art Bell" and "NUDE."

Other than my obvious disappointment that Arty isn't nude, that bro had some nice hair!

Thanks, Wade, for sharing this with us.

I would eat with Ian at the nearest Japanese restaurant. That man better bring his dog, because from extensive staring at one Twitpic, I can safely say that it's motherfucking adorable. :>

There's always the fear, though, that Ian would either, while laughing, snort into his hot sushi sauce, getting it all over his eyes, or just loudly shout "KOOOOOOOONIIIICHIIIIIWAWAWAWA!" at the waiters as the pass by -- because the all have to be Japanese.

Maybe he'd drunk-call Coast again.

FUCK HOLY, MEN!

That new CC radio has... wait for it...

"TWO HUNDRED [DICKSHITTING] MEMORIES! Enough for all of your radio needs."

Someone else needs to do the shout-outs -- I sound like shit, and can't think when on air.

Quote from: DanDan on August 04, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
I was so excited last night; Georgiebun discussed -- or at least said -- the magical "aforca." Now, I haven't done much research pertaining to the aforca, but from rumors I've heard it's either "a fat orca," "a fucking orca," or "a fuckupofthewordafrica orca." I want to pet this beast.

Note to self: call on Open Line Friday and ask what Georgie's thoughts are on aforca abuse.

Quote from: anagrammy on August 04, 2011, 12:45:51 PM
I have a question for you-- what is the difference between NOM and the new breed of Cafeteria Mormons, if you know?

I hadn't heard of the term before you said it, but from from what I read (one blog post), it would seem NOMs see some aspects of the church as wrong or unnecessary, hence not abiding to those standards. Cafeteria Mormons seem like strong believers who feel everything about the church is correct, but choose not to do them, probably out of laziness.

Aww, don't make me blush. :3

You're probably familiar with it, Ana, but I think I'm becoming one of those New Order Mormons (read: likes the church but doesn't adhere to all the standards).

I was so excited last night; Georgiebun discussed -- or at least said -- the magical "aforca." Now, I haven't done much research pertaining to the aforca, but from rumors I've heard it's either "a fat orca," "a fucking orca," or "a fuckupofthewordafrica orca." I want to pet this beast.

Also, Coast Insider is 25¢ "er, less *mumble* a day!" 25¢ less than what, you aforca master? I'll probably understand in March "of next year, right?" "Hurr, I know what a police siren is and do not give a single fuck that I just interrupted you."

"Would the moon crash into Earth [even though you just said the moon is travelling fucking further from the earth each year]?" I'd bet my 25¢ less that you are right, Noorbear.

I was thinking of pseudonyming into "Rodrick III" or something, but decided something a little more inconspicuous. :>

It's actually really easy to get on. Just continue calling until you hear the phone actually ringing and the screener picks up. Answer his "what's your name; where are you from?," and you're on.

Last night, though, they kinda seemed desperate for callers right before I went on.

Lulz, yes, I'll only spend $90 of it.

It'll probably go to my all-important vidja gaem fund. Or nausea treatment for those late nights Monday through Friday.

Quote from: Art on August 02, 2011, 01:47:43 PM

Dan Asks Why Colonize Mars?

haha

Art, you fiendish fart.

So is it on the mp3, or did they edit it out?

I tried to stay up last night to hear the replay, but I fell asleep, like, 30 minutes before it would've come on.

FUCK YEAH, IT WENT THROUGH.

Go America. It was me, friends.

I get a fucking Benjamin.

Well it seems like there is a 30 second delay. I'm on right now.

HOLY FUCK, I WAS ON AIR. I fucked up so bad and didn't have any idea what I was saying, but did you guys hear "coastgab.com?" I was in the middle of talking and didn't know if it came on.

Noory uses fucking Internet Explorer.

Should I be shocked?

What we do is steal a male dog from a trailer park and a female one from a rich gynecologist's house. We mate them and raise the one surviving puppy with as much love and compassion as you would a child or cat. We lay newspapers on the backyard porch and comb the puppy's hair daily while it's sitting on the Verizon full-page ad on the Sunday NY Times page 15. The fallen hair will create strange symbols when connected with "rule the air," so we translate them and find a fucking map to the center of Nebraska. We all pile in the family school bus and drive down that dark road until we see an orb the size of a single moose eye shine in the light of our headlights.

We all repeat this story word for fucking word to the screener and we win. COAST GAB PENIS DOT COM

Suck it, fuck it, turn it around and throw it in a bucket.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on August 01, 2011, 11:49:08 AM
    I've never been happier to be so out of touch with the "younger generation".

*Ian laugh-snort*

This bro telling me he's happy to be vacant from playing Pokémon.

Nigga .. jigga .. HOW YA FIGURE

Striaton city, yo that's the shit
265 hours and now I fucking quit
Minus 30 for obtained with pokeballs
From this bike you can't fall or burn pokedolls
fIRST!1 says Nacrene, rod of purple
Circle of tourists and mind fertile
No more jumpin' hurtles with acro bike
Fight for your pokegod given right
Smite motherfuckers with uptight top-percentage Rattata
Win and get players mad at ya
Win and get pokevists sad at ya
For the money strips down Lopunny
Swanna thinks that's funny
Fuck Brooklyn, rise Castelia
Unity Tower, triple zero I'll fucking see ya

Walk down the streets of New York. Look around and see all of those people. Now realize how many fucks you do not give for any of them, and how many fucks they don't give for you.

We live in a fuckless giving world, my friends. Fucks are only given if something deviant occurs that fucks up our day. Fuck neighbors, fuck bosses, fuck the internet, and, in the good words of an American soldier, "FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS."

I'm going to go the fuck to sleep now, and no fucks will be given. At. Fucking. Fuck. Fishmonkeyfuck. Fucking. All. Have a swell night, motherfuckers.

Oh hey, I'm a Mormon. But fuck do I swear too much.

It's a nice church with (mostly) good intentions. I plan to go on a mission in three years, but will I have to lie about the intrusive questions asked in the interview? Yes. Do I agree with all the proclamations the prophets have given? No. But it works for me. I'm a full tithe-payer, was Deacon's and Teacher's quorum president, and soon to be Eagle Scout; your average Mormon youth. Even if Mormonism isn't truefuckyeahblue, it's an okay life to live -- for me, at least.

Now someone make a polygamy joke.

Fuck yeah low quality speakers. Don't hear a single bead of snot trying to make its way up the 'ol noorsophagus.

Though if I did, I'd probably came.

Someone said syrup.

I've been injecting that shit into my veins ever since I discovered it at five years of age. How fucking awesome it is I can't even begin to explain. It works for everything, those damn lucky Canadian cocksuckfuckbucket bass turds and their dual beaver-syrup farms that I know they have. Also Justin Bieber.

Get a papercut when opening those Tootsie Rolls? Apply syrup.
Your wife verbally abuse you and shit on your books? Drink syrup until you forget.
Georgeboogybear's voice sounding just too sexy at 1:30 AM, causing instant 'gasms (ear ones, of course) worldwide? Pour syrup on the city radio station's motherfucking electrical panel. THAT IS WHAT, BITCH.

In Noory'z (z for cool) case: out of urine or mutilated children? Statues. Fucking syrup statues.

Combine syrup with chocolate chips on Danish waffles, you international-minded beast, and eat it. The kitten that died via the mastur' rule just rose from the dead. You are now a hero and deserve many medals and noise cards that produce Art's laugh followed by "you classy motherfucker."

Oh yeah, and Noory's dumb.

I hate mainstream motherfucking music. (Poop I just alliterated again.)

All the lyrics are dumb. Words are rhymed with the same word -- Pitbull Kodak crap. 75% of a song is usually chorus. Rappers don't rap as good. Even if the track is pee-in-your-cousins-bed awesome, those sameshit songs are literally played again after 60 minutes.

Fuck my nose and call it blue, I love being semi musically hipster.

Someone fetch me a einsteinium-laced lollipop covered in totally hot radio hosts -- I'm looking at you, Tom Cocaine -- and my rage should subside soon. Play some Big Daddy Kane when you pull up.

*Guest being vry srs bro*

"Do you listen to Lady Gaga, [guest]?" - Noorywoory

*Gets cut the fuck off*