If anything is important on Coast to Coast, it's what your hosts are doing during advertisement breaks. Obviously fun things, because fuck work. So, what are they doing while we listen to Noorbear tell us to invest in gold and take prostate shit? I dunno, I'm just guessing here.
--POTTYROOM
Othergeorge is a man. Ian is a man. Noorbear is probably a man. Men pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard. While the ads are playing is a great time to visit good ol' White Oval, letting us sit our lazy butts on its opening hole and deposit our waste since at least 100 years ago. I can just imagine Ian just letting go of all that tension that resides in his cute little stomach while reading Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets. Othergeorge would be more serious, quick and efficient. Those packages just plop down faster than Noorbear can say "sure." Noorbear, he doesn't use the restroom. That badass just lets go in his comfortable swivel chair. Into his homemade diapers. Made out of his own moustache clippings.
What other things do you think our hosts do during ad time? And don't say something stupid like actual work.
--POTTYROOM
Othergeorge is a man. Ian is a man. Noorbear is probably a man. Men pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard. While the ads are playing is a great time to visit good ol' White Oval, letting us sit our lazy butts on its opening hole and deposit our waste since at least 100 years ago. I can just imagine Ian just letting go of all that tension that resides in his cute little stomach while reading Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets. Othergeorge would be more serious, quick and efficient. Those packages just plop down faster than Noorbear can say "sure." Noorbear, he doesn't use the restroom. That badass just lets go in his comfortable swivel chair. Into his homemade diapers. Made out of his own moustache clippings.
What other things do you think our hosts do during ad time? And don't say something stupid like actual work.