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Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 11:29:38 PM

Riots in France.  Virus related or just run of the mill, French unrest?

https://twitter.com/slappy_w/status/1233435949952098309

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 28, 2020, 11:20:56 AM
Riots in France.  Virus related or just run of the mill, French unrest?

https://twitter.com/slappy_w/status/1233435949952098309
No guillotines, yet, so should be good.

albrecht

Kalifornia Gov says monitoring 8000 patients but has 'lack of tests' and only has '200 test kits' to check for the virus.

Riots spread in Lyon....
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/huge-fire-breaks-out-near-gare-de-lyon-train-station-n1145066

Turkey unleashes "migrants"....
https://apnews.com/900ac998aa8979562796638bf9ae44bb



MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 28, 2020, 10:21:06 AM
No offense to your hometown but I wouldn't imagine it is a big hub of international travel.

Definitely not. There's an international airport 115 miles north in STL though.

albrecht

Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2020, 12:17:05 PM
Definitely not. There's an international airport 115 miles north in STL though.
You'd think the UFO crash site and Rush Limbaugh childhood home would be a bigger draw?

Cool moment at
4:03 in this serpentza/cmilk China video.  Dude dicking around with a live snake standing next to a mountain of Pabst cases.
PBR - it's a beautiful thing.

Jackstar

Quote from: Liberace! on February 27, 2020, 09:25:53 PM
authorities can't be trusted anywhere

Welcome to the next level.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 27, 2020, 03:01:25 PM
Project Elysium in effect?

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Perhaps this is the kind of thing you were looking for. Look, it's got a video linked in it! You love videos. You want to marry videos and have little video children. Research and report back, that's a good lad.


Roswells, Art

Well, that's it for me then. Some fucking slob coughed in my face yesterday. She didn't even bother to cover her mouth. I give myself a month, tops. It's been nice knowing some of you. We'll always have Mel's Hole.

It's too late for me but you all will be fine. Yesterday the President rode in on his unicorn to tell us that the virus "is going to disappear. One day it will be like a miracle...". Take that, scientists.


ItsOver

Quote from: Roswells, Art on February 28, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Well, that's it for me then. Some fucking slob coughed in my face yesterday. She didn't even bother to cover her mouth. I give myself a month, tops. It's been nice knowing some of you. We'll always have Mel's Hole.

It's too late for me but you all will be fine. Yesterday the President rode in on his unicorn to tell us that the virus "is going to disappear. One day it will be like a miracle...". Take that, scientists.
Not to worry.  There's a dreaded bio weapon to smite it, if need be.  It will scare the virus to death.


Quote from: Roswells, Art on February 28, 2020, 02:43:17 PM
Well, that's it for me then. Some fucking slob coughed in my face yesterday. She didn't even bother to cover her mouth. I give myself a month, tops. It's been nice knowing some of you. We'll always have Mel's Hole.

It's too late for me but you all will be fine. Yesterday the President rode in on his unicorn to tell us that the virus "is going to disappear. One day it will be like a miracle...". Take that, scientists.
Jeez Roz.  That's rough.  You got the Wu Flu for realz after that incident.   This one is for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E



ItsOver


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on February 28, 2020, 01:08:46 PM
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Perhaps this is the kind of thing you were looking for. Look, it's got a video linked in it! You love videos. You want to marry videos and have little video children. Research and report back, that's a good lad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFCPK1nyI0

Juan

It appears the coronavirus funding bill will also reauthorize the FISA courts without any reforms. I predict that after this passes the coronavirus panic will disappear.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: albrecht on February 28, 2020, 12:22:37 PM
You'd think the UFO crash site and Rush Limbaugh childhood home would be a bigger draw?

I think they used to do Rush Limbaugh bus tours there, but it's been many years since I heard anything of it.  And even as a Cape Girardeau native, I have no idea where this supposed UFO crash site is.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2020, 03:26:41 PM
And even as a Cape Girardeau native, I have no idea where this supposed UFO crash site is.


albrecht

Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2020, 03:26:41 PM
I think they used to do Rush Limbaugh bus tours there, but it's been many years since I heard anything of it.  And even as a Cape Girardeau native, I have no idea where this supposed UFO crash site is.
As foreign travel is banned, cruises are suspect, many of our major tourist cities are becoming a hot bed of homelessness and filth, and Europe is Islamicized there could be a money making venture there. Get with the Chamber of Commerce and come up with a slogan like "Come Visit Cape Girardeau and see the UFO and Rush's house!"


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on February 28, 2020, 04:38:42 PM
Rampant Diseases 
Locust infestations 
Waters as like blood 
Wars (and rumors thereof)
and now "blood snow"   



https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/spooky-blood-snow-invades-antarctic-island-n1145256
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/sydneys-beaches-turn-blood-red-as-swimmers-forced-to-stay-out-of-water-28940371.html

I’m Casey Kasem and welcome to this week’s rundown of the top ten signs of the end times.

DynamoHum

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 28, 2020, 04:42:14 PM
I’m Casey Kasem and welcome to this week’s rundown of the top ten signs of the end times.

As long as Alanis Morissette doesn’t rock up and open her big gob we MIGHT be ok.

DynamoHum

Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2020, 03:26:41 PM
I think they used to do Rush Limbaugh bus tours there, but it's been many years since I heard anything of it.  And even as a Cape Girardeau native, I have no idea where this supposed UFO crash site is.

That’s what THEY told you to say isn’t it?

whoozit

Is it too soon to start a BellGab Coronavius death pool thread?  I’m sure they are already dropping like flies on EllGab.

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 28, 2020, 04:42:14 PM
I’m Casey Kasem and welcome to this week’s rundown of the top ten signs of the end times.


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/02/27/tiktok-video-of-laughing-girl-having-abortion-at-planned-parenthood-draws-horror/ 


Add death of the first born to the "list?" Or not, I guess?




aldousburbank

Quote from: albrecht on February 28, 2020, 04:38:42 PM
Rampant Diseases 
Locust infestations 
Waters as like blood 
Wars (and rumors thereof)
and now "blood snow"   

...Neil Peart dies

WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 28, 2020, 01:43:04 PM
Shit's getting real now.   :o

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233475189306019840

If there were one group of people voted "most likely to be expendable", you would think it would be reality show contestants...


WOTR

Quote from: whoozit on February 28, 2020, 05:42:17 PM
Is it too soon to start a BellGab Coronavius death pool thread?  I’m sure they are already dropping like flies on EllGab.

You would think that given my proximity to the diseased and infected that I would put myself near the top. But full face respirators, hazmat suits, rubber gloves and duct tape along with a sig 9mm have kept me safe so far. I don't see that changing anytime soon...


albrecht

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 28, 2020, 05:54:38 PM
...Neil Peart dies


He WAS a "first born." It is getting real gentlemen- and ladies.

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