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Quote from: b_dubb on August 14, 2014, 02:31:11 PM
BBC reported earlier that Robin Williams was presenting early symptoms of Parkinsons

I think most of us have heard this.  This belongs in the politics thread.

"Rush Limbaugh Says Robin Williams Killed Himself Because Leftists Are 'Never Happy'"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/rush-limbaugh-robin-williams_n_5673626.html?cps=gravity

Quote from: Kelt on August 14, 2014, 12:08:33 PM
You searched for it via a function called 'Best of Craigslist' or had it in a personal folder that you named 'Best of Craigslist'.

Neither.  I typed "Kelt" into Google and this was the third item on the list, after the BlowBuddies website and an ad for butter-basted used panties.

"Soaking" is a practice used by some young Mormons to have premarital sex without pissing off God.  It goes like this: the dude "soaks" his pecker inside the chick without moving, because it's the motion that makes it a sin.

Quote from: Bart Ell on August 14, 2014, 10:33:41 AM
Or you could just click on it like a normal human person.

Oh, I get it.  One of those "how to confuse a retard" memes.

Have you tried clicking on it yourself, Leonardo?

Quote from: Bart Ell on August 14, 2014, 06:03:33 AM

I'd like to see this picture.  Does anyone have an electron microscope?

Quote from: Kelt on August 13, 2014, 11:40:27 PM
It's interesting that you've kept hold of that since 2005. Sentimental reasons?

Accessed via Best of Craigslist.  Why do I need to archive posts by closeted flamers on Craigslist when I can just as easily find them in this thread?

Quote from: Kelt on August 14, 2014, 12:24:22 AM
Cottaging.

I believe the term is Cottaging.

Who could have imagined that a thread about wrestlers could have devolved into a discussion about ho-mo-sec-shuls? 

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on August 14, 2014, 08:56:55 AM
No argument from me. These people obsessively cycling several miles when the heat index is 108 are OUT OF THEIR EFFEMINATE ANTI WIND DRAG HELMETED MINDS.

"Yeah, I want some of that nice bounce back heat radiation from the asphalt while I am also fucking up the traffic flow of automobiles as me and my buddy take up a lane.

My water bottle makes me invincible. Live Strong."

(vomit)

Movement Key : IT

Does having a conniption over mundane matters in the lives of others help or harm your health?  Just curious.

Quote from: Kelt on August 13, 2014, 10:54:43 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dude, I'm saying I'm not gay. There are ways of having full, penetrative, hot, shaved sex with another dude and for it not to be gay... all I'm saying is that you should just educate yourself before you start calling one dude gay just because that dude bangs other dudes.  Not that I bang other dudes.  Just saying all male sex isn't necessarily 'gay'.

I hear you, dude.  Just like I heard you waaaaaaayyyyy back when you posted this on Craigslist:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/58541914.html

Quote from: Kelt on August 13, 2014, 10:54:43 PM
There are no better boobs.

THIS is proof beyond any doubt that you are a turdpusher.  I mean c'mon man, she's not even Asian.  If you're going to pretend to be straight, your story has to hang together.

Quote from: saucerlike on August 13, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
Fuck... I think I saw a couple veins
Where's a puke gif when I need one

You guys are harshing on the wife, but I don't see Dog as some great prize, either.  I would be ashamed to have that kind of hairdo in my twenties, and that fucker is in his sixties.

Quote from: coaster on August 13, 2014, 02:03:34 PM
Hes not a wrestler, he is a mixed martial artist. There is quite a difference.

In other news, there is quite a difference between trekker and trekie, said someone who cares.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 13, 2014, 12:48:25 PM
It doesn't exceed it's terminal velocity (The way humans do if they fall from high windows) so won't get killed.

If you can't kill a cat by dropping it, you're not trying hard enough.

Quote from: someguy on August 13, 2014, 12:01:49 PM
A guy named War Machine is on the lam, being chased down by a guy named Dog the Bounty Hunter

Those aren't their names.  That's just what they want people to call them.

I prefer to call them Peckersnot and Painful Rectal Itch. 

Peckersnot is being chased by Painful Rectal Itch.

Quote from: Kelt on August 13, 2014, 10:56:43 AM
I'm not a homosexual

That's precisely what a closeted homosexual would say.  Just pointing that out.

Quote from: Kelt on August 13, 2014, 10:56:43 AM
I will say that if there's a woman with more perfect breasts than Sammy Braddy then I've yet to see her.

I sent you some pics showing better boobs.  That's before I knew you are a homosexual.

A pr0n chick named Christy Mack had a boyfriend named Jon Koppenhaver, aka "War Machine."  They broke up in May of this year.

Christy has done over 100 pr0n flicks in the past two years, and regularly allows some of the biggest stuntcocks around to fuck her in the ass.

Three months after their breakup, Mr. Machine shows up at her house, unannounced, and finds her with a "male friend."  So he beats the shit out of both of them, cutting up Christy with a knife, breaking several bones, and putting her in the hospital.

So if I'm reading this straight, it was okay for her to bone other dudes while they were together, but not after they break up?  Do all wrestlers have the IQ of a cat anus, or just this guy?

Quote from: Bart Ell on August 12, 2014, 03:35:04 PM

Fake, fake, fake.

I can tell because of the timing mismatch of the basket and their reactions, the fact that this "nothing but net" shot doesn't move the net, and from having seen many such works in my time.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 12, 2014, 10:14:33 PM
Uncle made my cousins.

My uncle made Megan's list.  We don't talk about it much.

Quote from: saucerlike on August 12, 2014, 07:18:15 PM
What specific metal parts are you talking about?  I must have missed that in your initial post.

Have you ever seen an electric guitar before?

Quote from: jazmunda on August 12, 2014, 07:23:21 AM
Does that include ASCII boobs?

( • Y • )

This has been SO reported.

Quote from: area51drone on August 11, 2014, 01:05:45 AM
You didn't happen to screenshot that ad did you?  It's been flagged, so unfortunately everyone from GeorgieForPrez on will be in the dark...

No I did not take a screenshot, and more's the pity.  The whole thing has gone sideways.  Turns out the guitar was a Fender from 1955 or something and worth about $20K, even beat up like it was, and the amp around $12K, at least according to some collector who contacted the dude I bought it from.  The dude sent me an email and demanded that I return the guitar immediately.  He was pretty upset, kept going on about how people are always taking advantage of him because he's a little slow (a little?).  Well, not much that I could do about it.  I pulled the metal pieces out of the garbage and took a picture and sent it to him, telling him he was welcome to those but that's all that's left.  He didn't believe me and started telling me about how he was gonna track me down and fuck me up if I didn't hand over the guitar.

Well, I consider myself a reasonable man, and a tolerant one too, but I don't react well to threats.  So I wrote back and told him he could have it if he picked it up himself, and I gave him my home address and phone number.  Not really, though -- the address was for Blow Buddies in San Francisco, and the number was Earl's cell phone.  I haven't heard from either one of them so I'm not sure how that turned out, but the post is gone.

Say, any of you guys here know anything about guitars?  Do you think those metal pieces are worth anything?  They're pretty fucked up from the fire, but I sure would like to make my money back on this bitch.  Plus, I need to buy another fucked up guitar for the next show.

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on August 10, 2014, 08:50:16 PM
He brought home a meatball that he found one time

So that's how you fellas met.  Did he ask his mama if'n he could keep you?

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 10, 2014, 05:20:54 PM
DPS, if you mention MagBast being in your band, Earl needs to be in the band too.

Earl was the singer before.  He pulled something while singing that high note in "Won't Get Fooled Again" and had to quit.  It's for the best, though.  We were getting complaints about his moves while singing "See me...feel me...touch me..."  Definitely had a Duck Dynasty kind of vibe to it.  So we're looking for a replacement, preferably one with his own truss.

Quote from: MagnificentBastard on August 10, 2014, 01:07:04 PM
wat? This is the first I've heard of it. Is there another guy what goes by that name?

You should be pleased that I included you in the band.  In an earlier version of the story you were a groupie that functioned as the band's fluffer.

Quote from: WildCard on August 10, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
I already don't like where this is going.

Quick Karl's mom said the same thing, but she got into it eventually.

Quote from: WildCard on August 10, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
What about the amp and speakers?

He still had the speakers, but they were in the trash and soiled with dog food and bacon leftovers on the cones, so I didn't bother with them.  He cut the amplifier in half to make birdhouses for his niece, or at least that's what he said; I never saw it.

I got a good fire going in the brick pit I built in my yard and threw the pieces in late last night.  Took awhile to get it going but it's just about all burned up now.  Except for the metal parts.  I snuck them into the dumpster at the 7-11 this morning when no one was looking.  I would have stuck it in my neighbor's bin but his is overflowing, the same as mine.

Me and MagnificentBastard and another guy you all don't know have a "Who" tribute band (we're looking for a new vocalist, in case you know someone).  One thing about being a tribute band for The Who is that you go through an awful lot of guitars.  Since I don't wanna smash up my favorite axe, I'm always on the lookout for some shitty old guitar that I can "substitute" (get it? snicker-snicker).

So I found this one over the weekend:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/msg/4611427538.html

We played a gig tonight (MB handled the vocals, thank god that is only temporary), and I smashed the everloving fuck out of this POS Fender knockoff that I got from Craigslist.  The dude let it go for $50 and it was worth every penny.  We would have invited him to the show but as it says in the ad, the guy works nights.

Quote from: MV on August 06, 2014, 03:42:15 PM
it's just that he's very "huggy".

You mean like the "mouth hug" kind of huggy?

The role of Captain Jack Sparrow was initially offered to Jim Carrey, but he turned it down for what he thought was a better role in Bruce Almighty.