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Quote from: b_dubb on July 04, 2014, 09:25:38 PM
America. Fuck yeah.

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 04, 2014, 01:35:35 PM
One for the ladies... 'cause I know this is what they like to see

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 04, 2014, 03:07:28 PM
I got 100.

I got a rock.

Quote from: MV on July 03, 2014, 11:20:29 PM
No nudity, please.

And would you like fries with that Proud Hamburger?

Quote from: wr250 on July 03, 2014, 03:54:23 PM
your too late. jackstar has been re-banned

Always a bridesmaid.  The story of my life.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 29, 2014, 01:06:36 AM
5 things.

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Count 'em for yourself folks...five things.

A 325 word reply to a post, one that brings up at least eight new topics, and yet never addresses the point he was replying to.

Yep, Falkie is back.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 25, 2014, 04:59:25 PM
So who will be re-banned first?

You rang?

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 30, 2014, 06:59:01 PM
Wouldn't you like to know!     But thanks for the laugh.

Thanks for reminding me about another thing that is wrong with women: you don't speak up.  "Are you okay?"  "Yes."  "What's wrong?"  "Nothing."  Speak your fuckin piece and tell your dude what he did wrong.  Stop with the shit about clamming up and saving your grievance for another time when you can dump them all out at once to make an effective rant.  Your dude wants to be with you (god knows why) and he deserves your honest and open whining whenever he makes a trivial and inadvertent mistake.  Speak up, for chrissakes.  Us dude guys may seem like we're spending all of our waking hours just trying to figure out how to get our cocks in you, but that doesn't mean we aren't compassionate and concerned about whatever chick thing is bothering you.  We don't want to waste years of our lives with you so that you can save up a bunch of stuff that is bugging you and then dump it on us later, especially when there are so many other fish in the sea.  So speak up, goddamn it.

Will he make it?  Watch the video to see.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 30, 2014, 04:58:27 PM
I did 'duck and cover' until my brother told me my ass would be grass, desk or no desk. But this is different - sure, kids got scared of the big ones. Even now, I've awakened from t-storms thinking it was a nuke, but that's free floating anxiety. Kids today are reading and hearing about shootings almost every day. It's personal to them, not an abstract as it was when I was a kid, and I think it damages them. Certainly it's sad when a 5 year old's innocence is taken and he can actually think about kids in his school harming him.

I agree with you about the trauma.  This is nothing new, though, for inner-city youths who have been experiencing some version of it for years.  I'm not attacking you personally, this obviously has affected you deeply and might have for some time now, but your comments plus similar stuff I've read makes me believe there is truth in the complaint that the public only begins to care about problems when they start affecting white people.

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 30, 2014, 04:28:50 PM
No fucking kidding.  Jesus Fucking Christ, dude.

I hope you have some awfully hot looking shorts, because you ain't getting any sexy points for a sense of humour.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 30, 2014, 10:59:45 AM

Yeah, tell us who he is; We'll get him.. Yeah.

What do you mean, "we"?

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 30, 2014, 10:54:53 AM
No matter what a person's stance is on guns, the violence in schools is affecting our children early and profoundly. This is deeply troubling.

Eh.  When I was a lad it was about the commies dropping the big one on us.  We had drills to jump under tables for that, just like now.  Kids are always being traumatized by the insanity of adults, it's only the method that changes.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 30, 2014, 10:38:14 AM
Oh don't mind DPS. I'm letting him rattle on. It amuses me.

Chicks with a sense of humour are really sexy.  I was going to get to that but I didn't want to overwhelm you with too much information.

Here's another tip: get rid of that gay friend of yours.  Dudes hate your gay male friend.  We know that all chicks just love to rake their dude over the coals to a sympathetic ear.  It's a hobby, like shopping or crying.  We accept that you do that with other chicks for hours on end, never coming to any conclusions but never getting tired of it either.  But the last thing we need is for you to run your mouth to some dude who tells you to go out and find yourself a real man who will treat you like a queen.  Talk about ironic.  Relationships with chicks are tough enough without some dude who goes home and sticks his dick in another dude's ass blowing hot air about stuff he doesn't understand...namely, a relationship between a man and a woman.  Get ride of the goddamn anklegrabber friend and keep your dude happy.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on January 30, 2014, 10:03:26 AM
my hoop skirt and bustle.

I can see why you're having trouble bagging a man.  Ditch the hoop skirt and walk around in those hot shorts and that hot shirt now and then with your thong sticking out.  Your dude will jump the shit out of you right then and there.  It's that sort of thing that makes dudes go to work the next day thinking about last night.  And also letting you think you know what's really going on.

I'm happy that we're having this conversation.  I like to help people, even chicks.