George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

As a toddler, before he could read, he saw a sign - he 'remembered' the symbols (letters) he saw, and now knows what the sign said?  Right.

His parents thought it was so very strange that their baby kept staring at something?  Please.

Oh, a book, right - is it too cheap to say this is horseshit?

Ian continues his descent as Shiller, Jr. - time for bed.

[Smoky]

I heard Jason was the bastard son of Mr. Ed.

I read that mr. ed was totally gay.

[HAL 9000]

I have PS Elements 6 and it's a pain in the ass.

That's becuase you have a MAC!!!  Hahahahahaha!

[Sybil]

I read that mr. ed was totally gay.

Oh that's true. He was just really drunk that night he banged that ugly mare, Jason's mom.

[Smoky]

To be honest FG, I think most of the legal-beagle hype is just that - there is usually nothing to be afraid of... it's mostly like the Big Bad Wolf; where he threatens to huff and puff, and blow your house down. A letter from a lawyer gets most people scared.

I'm not a lawyer, but did take a few classes, and have won every case I've been involved in (not many!)...

but perhaps, most interestingly, was contacted by a Premiere Radio attorney representing Snoory and c2c last year. I, of course, have the transcripts of the emails, and have converted them to "pictures" for easy reading. Maybe I'll post them here someday. Let's just say that he blew hard, but only proved himself to be a blowhard. After my return letter back to him, he was never heard from again.

And specifically, because Snorry is a "public figure," it is EXTREMELY difficult to prove libel or slander. Remember how Larry Craig, the "bathroom senator" who was excoriated by late-night comedians - he would NEVER have prevailed in a court for being accused of, or insinuating he was homosexual.

With that said, I say: Hey Snoron! You're a horse's ass! Just a joke! Hey Snoron - you're a butt-pirate! Just a joke! Hey Snoron - I heard you got "knocked up" by Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez... just a joke! Hey Snoron - you SUCK as a radio host... NO JOKE!  

I've been sued a few times and the idea is to not be intimidated by lawyers and their threats. It's just a bunch of hot air. It's unfortunate they are able to threaten good hard working people who eventually give in because they don't want the grief. If it was a poker game you should call and then raise...then watch them fold.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

OK...are we saying Jason is like a real man? One with a fetish? If so, LOL!!!! I thought this whole time Jason was a horse.

In my experience, anyone who thinks that they're an animal is a prroooobably a furry in bed.

For those unfamiliar with the term: "Furries" are people who dress up like animals (deers, wolves, whatever) during sex. It's very awkward because I actually know one or two since I used to work with an anime con. They tend to be bisexual, and the men are usually very effeminate. I'm not sure if I'm putting Jason in that category yet...but so far he's making it sound like it's possible. 

[Smoky]

42!
sweet...mission accomplished.

[Curtis Loew]

Here's a boob!!

[HAL 9000]

OK, Professor - we're waiting for you to make an appearance!

[Boss Hogg]

Didn't catch the show synopsis for tonight... do I understand correctly that Ian will be interviewing a horse's ass?

I've always wondered what it would be like for Ian Plummet to interview George Noory.  Might actually tune in for this one!

[Sybil]

I've always wondered what it would be like for Ian Plummet to interview George Noory.  Might actually tune in for this one!

Ya know what I always wondered? What it would be like to make out with you in Black Bart's Cave at Casa Bonita.

[Boss Hogg]

  Don't forget about the Sopapias Sybil!

Oh and 630AM KHOW Denver, you guys should be ashamed for polluting the airwaves of Colorado with George Noory!

[Sybil]

And right here too, after a nice bubble bath.

[Sybil]

Don't forget about the Sopapias!

Oh and 630AM KHOW Denver, you guys should be ashamed for polluting the airwaves of Colorado with George Noory!

More Sopapias!!!!

[MV/Liberace!]

how did smoky's desuckification score get that way?

[Boss Hogg]

how did smoky's desuckification score get that way?

My guess is George and Tommy had some free time this weekend to noorify Smoky's "desuckification" score.

[Smoky]

how did smoky's desuckification score get that way?

good question.

[Boss Hogg]

Is "Jason The Horse" the same racing pony that George Noory lost a ton of money on back in the 90's? 

I thought George Noory had to send Jason to the glue factory just to keep the creditors off his back.

[Sybil]

Don't forget about the Sopapias Sybil!

Oh and 630AM KHOW Denver, you guys should be ashamed for polluting the airwaves of Colorado with George Noory!

[Sybil]

Is "Jason The Horse" the same racing pony that George Noory lost a ton of money on back in the 90's? 

I thought George Noory had to send Jason to the glue factory just to keep the creditors off his back.

Only part of Jason.



The back feet part.

[The Professor]

I wonder if it takes a certain type of person to recognize that noory is a fraud? ...like a bullshit detector or something.

Yes, they have to have a functioning brain stem...

Actually, I read that they have recently revised the criteria for declaring a person to be legally braindead: they place a radio playing Noory's show next to the person, and if they do not attempt to turn the radio off, the declaration is official.

[Sybil]

Hi Prof!

[The Professor]

Hi Prof!

Hi Sybil, nice place you set up here...I hope Supernormal crosses over...

[Sybil]

Hi Sybil, nice place you set up here...I hope Supernormal crosses over...

Me too! I don't know how to find him.  I asked Nola to PM him at GLP but who knows if he'll get that message or not.

[The Professor]

For me, it was hearing Art - then drawing the comparison. Or, rather, the lack thereof.

One way to make the distinction is in terms of interview style:

Art--asks interesting questions.

Ian--asks challenging questions

Noory--asks retarded questions...drawn from the same stock 3x5 card deck that he uses for every show, derailing the interview, never any followup,...

[The Professor]

Man I am jealous of you. So jealous. Unlike restless leg syndrome, boob jealousy is real. I'm flat as a toaster (there's your Noory analogy of the day).

You and Noory have something in common then...he is as dumb as a toaster...

[The Professor]

Hi Pogo!!!! YAY!!! You made it! We need to get you avatared!

We'll know if Noory ever signs in here...he'll have an avatard....

[The Professor]

Liable?

George IS a classic sociopath. This is my learned OPINION but if you have ever studied sociopathy there will be no doubt in your mind either.

Yeah, I think they re-issued his Worker In The Light autobiography under the new title "Diary of a Sociopath"...

...Maybe George will be a guest on Ian's show soon to discuss it...

[The Professor]

Oh crap -- PTSD?  Or am I typing faster than i think?

I think Gumby was offended mainly because you misspelled "libel"...

[The Professor]

umm......so implying noory is a sociopath will get you banned? that is beyond gay, yes i said gay.

I'm content limiting my comments to Noory being a moronic, shilling, hack. But he does indeed display sociopathic tendencies, such as his fascination with stories about mutilated and dead children, and using black magic as a date rape drug...

ooopps!!! hush my mouth!