George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

Oh my god this thread is amazing. That bros. picture is too funny. Thank you Gumby. THANK YOU

Gumby has gone wild, his Noorytoons are hilarious!

[pogo]

"HAAAAAA!!!
No doubt.
So you want to load a smiley or a picture or avatar or...?"

Trying to load an avatar, reading tips'n tricks now, its gotta be there

[Sybil]

even being a MS user, i had to laugh at this.

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South Park Mac vs. PC

[The Professor]

PS: I tried to post the above song over at the GLP thread as well, but...I'm banned, so cannot...if any of you can slip it over there, thanks, its a parable the mods there could learn from...

[nirvanix]

Thanks Phil. 

Before anyone writes me off as an Art Bell hater - I'm not. I appreciate him immensely for starting the show and some of the great interviews he did. Now he should kick back and enjoy his family, stick to M. Kaku interviews, Ghost to Ghost, New Year Eve shows, and let stronger men  (and women - love LMH) deal with the heavy issues of this world, and then I (gladly) won't have to call him to the carpet.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Gumby has gone wild, his Noorytoons are hilarious!

This one I made just for you Professor...

[Gumby, Dammit]

One Dumb Host


Listen, posters, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a thread big as a mountain
And the moderators' huge ego.

In the thread there was a treasure
Buried deep inside the tome,
And the moderators swore
They'd have it for their very own.


Go ahead and ban your neighbor,
Go ahead and delete a friend.
Do it in the name of bandwidth,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after....
One dumb host rides away.


So the moderators of the forum
Sent a message load and shrill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the posters,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and ban your neighbor,
Go ahead and delete a friend.
Do it in the name of libel,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after....
One dumb host rides away.


Now the mods cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
They killed the thread and banned the posters
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
There inside the mountain-thread
They opened the file, and looked inside it....
"George Noory Sucks" was all it said.


Go ahead and ban your neighbor,
Go ahead and delete a friend.
Do it in the name of security,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgment day,
On the bloody morning after....
One dumb host rides away.

Excellent! A Masterpiece!

And Billy Jack was one of my faves!!!

Time for some Billy Jack vs. Noron and Tommy pics! Coming Soon!

[Gumby, Dammit]

"HAAAAAA!!!
No doubt.
So you want to load a smiley or a picture or avatar or...?"

Trying to load an avatar, reading tips'n tricks now, its gotta be there

Profile>Modify Profile>Forum Profile> Upload PIc

[Sybil]

Hey, where is Sybilicious?

I'm right here.

[Sybil]

PS: I tried to post the above song over at the GLP thread as well, but...I'm banned, so cannot...if any of you can slip it over there, thanks, its a parable the mods there could learn from...

Don't I wish! This is all I see when I try!

[Sybil]

This one I made just for you Professor...

Hee! I love MST3K!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Polished this one up a bit...Oh baby...git em up here on the stingin' slab, let old dad sting that for awhile...

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[PB the Deplorable]

George just now (discussing Earthquakes):  'I think the big one is coming'.

Great insight - I do to George.

Idiot.

[The Professor]

Polished this one up a bit...Oh baby...git em up here on the stingin' slab, let old dad sting that for awhile...

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I can't wait until you edit this original, its gonna be hilarious!

[The Professor]

Hee! I love MST3K!

I do/did too, thanks Gumby, F3!

[The Professor]

This one I made just for you Professor...

This one is perfecto, Gumby, it should be the banner of this thread...

...and can you imagine if the MST3K crew got a hold of one of Noory's infomercials, er, uh, pilots?

[MABUSE]

Howdy Ho!

Just thought I would pop in and give a warm fraternal greeting to my favorite malconteni.  11 days to my 1 year anniversary of the road to Noorvana!
Has the Gilded Turd done his "Current Events" abortion with Corsi and Jones et alia about the events in Iran?  If anyone hears of such a thing PLEASE fastblast and ask Corsi how he reconciles the mutual reach-around with ole Georgie given Corsi's rabid arab baiting xenophobia.  Enquiring minds...

Ciao for now!

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Howdy Ho!

Just thought I would pop in and give a warm fraternal greeting to my favorite malconteni.  11 days to my 1 year anniversary of the road to Noorvana!
Has the Gilded Turd done his "Current Events" abortion with Corsi and Jones et alia about the events in Iran?  If anyone hears of such and thing PLEASE fastblast and ask Corsi how he reconciles the mutual reach-around with ole Georgie given Corsi's rabid arab baiting xenophobia.  Enquiring minds...

Ciao for now!

**M**

Well you know George...no coincidences.The apocalypse might be beautiful.

[The Professor]

Excellent! A Masterpiece!

And Billy Jack was one of my faves!!!

Time for some Billy Jack vs. Noron and Tommy pics! Coming Soon!

Indeed, if you could replace evil Boss Posner by Noory when Billy Jack is whopping him upside the head with his foot, that would do the trick...

...or, the classic seen where Billy Jack first lets loose on the town morons,

[Billy Jack] George, I want you to know... that I try. I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent. I try. I really try. Though when I see this show....such a beautiful show.. so degraded.... and I think of the number of years that listeners will have to carry it in their memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!

<feet of fury ensue>

[pogo]

Profile>Modify Profile>Forum Profile> Upload PIc


Thanks, I'll look at that and spend time catching up on 40 pgs of the thread for juicy tidbits,

[Gumby, Dammit]

This one is perfecto, Gumby, it should be the banner of this thread...

...and can you imagine if the MST3K crew got a hold of one of Noory's infomercials, er, uh, pilots?

Thanks...I was thinking about the banner thing too. But I was also wondering if I should change it to "Noronic" Science instead of Noron Science...what do you think?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Indeed, if you could replace evil Boss Posner by Noory when Billy Jack is whopping him upside the head with his foot, that would do the trick...

...or, the classic seen where Billy Jack first lets loose on the town morons,

[Billy Jack] George, I want you to know... that I try. I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent. I try. I really try. Though when I see this show....such a beautiful show.. so degraded.... and I think of the number of years that listeners will have to carry it in their memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!

<feet of fury ensue>

PRECISELY what I had in mind! Same scenes and everything!

Too Cool!

[PB the Deplorable]

Short interview on reincarnation -

Guest just now:  'Parents don't name their children, the children name themselves'

George:  'So true'

Guest:  'They name themselves while in utero'


'So true'.  That was the extent of George's ability to contribute.  No follow up.  No 'what are you talking about?'.  No 'how do we know that?'.  Nothing, just 'So true'.

Idiot.

[The Professor]

Thanks...I was thinking about the banner thing too. But I was also wondering if I should change it to "Noronic" Science instead of Noron Science...what do you think?

I think Noronic works better...one could also go with "Noory Science Theatre 3000"

[MentallyImpairedPandaGN]

Wow... this certainly was eye-opening. It really saddens me to see that C2C is a hulking shadow of what it used to be. Noory is brain-dead and I can't stand the guests he has on anymore, it's unbearable.

Now, thanks to this, I know why things are the way they are. They wanted someone to sit there and blabber without any real control over the program. They wanted someone who wouldn't question their methods.

C2C is now doomed to either continue on its shitty path or get even worse, barring any unforeseen developments in the positive direction.

But thanks Michael, this was a great read, although it's a sad state of affairs.

[The Professor]

Short interview on reincarnation -

Guest just now:  'Parents don't name their children, the children name themselves'

George:  'So true'

Guest:  'They name themselves while in utero'


'So true'.  That was the extent of George's ability to contribute.  No follow up.  No 'what are you talking about?'.  No 'how do we know that?'.  Nothing, just 'So true'.

Idiot.

[Guest] Anvils scream loud clam shoes.

[Noory] So true. Exactly.

[bigdaddyknapp]

very interesting Michael, thanks for posting.

[EvB]

Before anyone writes me off as an Art Bell hater - I'm not.

You didn't say anything hateful.  You just forgot to offer him cheese to go with his wine.  ;

[Gumby, Dammit]

I think Noronic works better...one could also go with "Noory Science Theatre 3000"

Ok...version 2...

[Gumby, Dammit]

I think Noronic works better...one could also go with "Noory Science Theatre 3000"

And version 3...changed the spelling on "Theater" too.