Hillary Clinton

[mikuthing01]

She just got warmish.  She is at Chelsea's pad and is doing good.

No story here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

[GuerrillaUnReal]

The overclocking jokes flooding the internet right now are top shelf.

[chefist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

omg I shouldn't laugh at that...but I did...

[Jackstar]

omg I shouldn't laugh at that...but I did...

[Audiofile]

Her health is obviously worse now than it was five months ago.
Do you recall earlier in the year when she was talking to some of her supporters and she started barking like a dog?  She exhibited much more energy and enthusiasm than we are seeing now.
Unfortunately for her campaign, this is now an issue that will have to be addressed, since it's not going away.

[chefist]

https://twitter.com/magnifier661/status/774979747654750208

[mikuthing01]

SHKRELI IS LIVE:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOxwRvVeERJB

The search for Hillary ('s corpse?) begins!

[chefist]

SHKRELI IS LIVE:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOxwRvVeERJB

The search for Hillary ('s corpse?) begins!

what is he looking for?

[mikuthing01]

what is he looking for?

Chelsea Clintons house kek

[mikuthing01]

Martin Shkreli is as about as good of health as Hillary jeeze...

[chefist]

https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/774987181886672896

[NowhereInTime]

Yep, I'm deplorable.

Nailed it!

[NowhereInTime]

ahh hahahahahah Hillary is done it's over liberal fags

Dumbass.  If Hillary cannot continue, life for you just became a hell of a lot more difficult...

[albrecht]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/clinton-departs-911-ceremony-after-feeling-overheated-campaign-says-153431902.html
So either she had another medical episode and is trying to cover it up by saying she felt "overheated" or she is very disrespectful to the memories of those who died and just left because she was uncomfortable. Either way not a person fit to be President.

[NowhereInTime]

I don't believe the Democrats can submit a new candidate after August.

Right. Because that's the way real life works.  Do you seriously believe there's any way in hell the Dems wouldn't be permitted to substitute a nominee due to catastratophic health considerations?

Right now Democrats are suing to keep Trump off the ballot in Minnesota because of a filing irregularity.  Do you think any court's going to say a major party nominee cannot be placed on a ballot?  Horsecrap:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/minnesota-democrats-no-trump-ballot-227954

[mikuthing01]

I don't believe the Democrats can submit a new candidate after August.

That's what i thought, Ghost rallied on it in july/early august telling his listeners to shut up about Hillary's health problems until after a certain date 8/28 if i remember right

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Dumbass.  If Hillary cannot continue, life for you just became a hell of a lot more difficult...

Bernie is done. He's no longer a Democrat and he's going down as the biggest joke in American political history.

[NowhereInTime]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/clinton-departs-911-ceremony-after-feeling-overheated-campaign-says-153431902.html
So either she had another medical episode and is trying to cover it up by saying she felt "overheated" or she is very disrespectful to the memories of those who died and just left because she was uncomfortable. Either way not a person fit to be President.

Wow! A shocker!  Bellgab's resident Racist-In-Chief finds a conclusive reason to disqualify Hitlery?!?  What, did she have lesbian sex with a Muslim, too?

[NowhereInTime]

Bernie is done. He's no longer a Democrat and he's going down as the biggest joke in American political history.

Displaying how odd the conservative sense of humor is given the current GOP nominee.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

That's what i thought, Ghost rallied on it in july/early august telling his listeners to shut up about Hillary's health problems until after a certain date 8/28 if i remember right

That was my understanding as well but I can't find anything to back that up online in a quick search. I thought that was the plan all along was to sucker the Democrats into going with her and then wait for something like this to happen.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Displaying how odd the conservative sense of humor is given the current GOP nominee.

Someone is triggered and feeling the fear. 

[NowhereInTime]

That's what i thought, Ghost rallied on it in july/early august telling his listeners to shut up about Hillary's health problems until after a certain date 8/28 if i remember right

Or, as would seem logical, it would be up to the party's discretion:

http://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/20431

With a living nominee available, there shouldn't be much debate or issues with ballot substitution.

[Jackstar]

the biggest joke in American political history.

[albrecht]

Wow! A shocker!  Bellgab's resident Racist-In-Chief finds a conclusive reason to disqualify Hitlery?!?  What, did she have lesbian sex with a Muslim, too?

What does racism have to do with Hillary leaving a 911 memorial early because she felt uncomfortable? Or are you admitting it was actually yet another medical issue? Can't have it both ways: either she left due to a medical situation or she left because she was uncomfortable (as her handlers and daughter says "overheated.") Which is it?

And even if I was, for the sake of argument, racist how would that apply to Hillary, a super rich WASP who calls black children "super predators?" If anything, again for the sake of argument, I would agree with the KKK President and support her.
(Note rightwing source and before the Democrats started to try the meme about racist Trump support.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-kkk_us_56e7373ae4b0b25c918304f2

[NowhereInTime]

Someone is triggered and feeling the fear. 

There's that "triggered" joke again.  Another Bellgab giggler like "U mad bro?", "Gotta Eat", and "butthurt".  The internet continues to grow and thrive but posters here are stuck in 2003.

I'm actually hoping Hitlery's physician throws in the towel.  Sanders would destroy Trump in the general election and his down ballot coat tails would sweep the feculence of conservatism away like a hurricane.

[albrecht]

Or, as would seem logical, it would be up to the party's discretion:

http://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/20431

With a living nominee available, there shouldn't be much debate or issues with ballot substitution.

Not that anyone would be surprised if they followed their own rules, or laws, but the Democrats have done so before recently in a non-Presidential election
https://twitter.com/AndrewCMcCarthy/status/736009860131790848

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436040/hillary-clintons-e-mail-scandal-joe-biden-could-be-democrats-torricelli-solution
"The lateness of the switcheroo denied Republicans a meaningful opportunity to campaign against Lautenberg, in violation of state election laws. But New Jersey’s solidly Democratic judiciary predictably looked the other way. Overnight, the polls flipped and Lautenberg won going away."

[Jackstar]

The internet continues to grow and thrive but posters here are stuck in 2003.

Dude, look. I love you, you know I love you, I always love you. I hate you here. This "triggered" joke is like three months old, what the fuck. Are you now proposing that humour is no longer allowed, and that injecting satire into political discourse is some kind of BellGabe exclusive?

Nigga please.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/mikaelthalen/status/774999676466540544

[NowhereInTime]

What does racism have to do with Hillary leaving a 911 memorial early because she felt uncomfortable? Or are you admitting it was actually yet another medical issue? Can't have it both ways: either she left due to a medical situation or she left because she was uncomfortable (as her handlers and daughter says "overheated.") Which is it?

Yes!  A classic from the conservatism book of linear argument, the classic "either/or".  Regardless of the incongruity of your proposition, it can be both.  She may well have been sick.  And she may have well felt like leaving would be better than vomiting all over Trump's shoes.

And even if I was, for the sake of argument, racist how would that apply to Hillary, a super rich WASP who calls black children "super predators?" If anything, again for the sake of argument, I would agree with the KKK President and support her.
(Note rightwing source and before the Democrats started to try the meme about racist Trump support.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-kkk_us_56e7373ae4b0b25c918304f2

"For the sake of argument"!  I needed that laugh. Especially on a day like today.

[NowhereInTime]

Dude, look. I love you, you know I love you, I always love you. I hate you here. This "triggered" joke is like three months old, what the fuck. Are you now proposing that humour is no longer allowed, and that injecting satire into political discourse is some kind of BellGabe exclusive?

Nigga please.

No, jokes are jokes and people can make whatever joke they want.  I would just like them to be funny is all.  And am I asking too much for the people on this forum to do a little better than meme poaching and cliches?