Coronavirus 2020

[Walks_At_Night]

The pizza was actually really good. It is not the best (you know- the lounges that make a great cheesy pizza and have been around for three decades.) But it is the best one for the late night, by the slice in the city...

Well since travel bans do not seem to work, perhaps you can take on the population of Brooklyn for awhile while we get it decontainminated.
They'll fix your pizza problem.

[SredniVashtar]

If WOTR spends as much time ordering a pizza as it does for him to write a post, I bet the poor folks had to stand there about ten minutes before he STFU.

[pate]

Who the hell is that, the Chinese Colonel Sanders?  Fuck, they make cheep-cheep knock-offs of everything...

-p

[pate]

And another thing, I count more than 10 posters in this thread.  I may have to call the Corn Teen police.

/reported

-p

[Walks_At_Night]

If WOTR spends as much time ordering a pizza as it does for him to write a post, I bet the poor folks had to stand there about ten minutes before he STFU.

After all that sound and fury, what do you figure for the toppings he settled on?   I'm guessing canadian bacon (he is a staunch patriot) and nutella.

[Walks_At_Night]

Who the hell is that, the Chinese Colonel Sanders?  Fuck, they make cheep-cheep knock-offs of everything...

-p

It's a Canadian Thing - you wouldn't understand.

[SredniVashtar]

After all that sound and fury, what do you figure for the toppings he settled on?   I'm guessing canadian bacon (he is a staunch patriot) and nutella.

Probably cottage cheese and alfalfa. I think he portrays himself as this down-to-earth Canuck but he's really some metrosexual ponce worried about his waistline.

[Walks_At_Night]

Good news thread.  Uncle Sam is back in the game! The U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases labs up in Maryland are open for business after that pesky cease and desist order from last July over a few oopsies here and there. A bat virus that infects tigers?  I'm sure our crew can come up with something better than that.   

CDC Lifts Shutdown Order on Army Biolabs at Fort Detrick

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/04/01/cdc-lifts-shutdown-order-army-biolabs-fort-detrick.html

[Walks_At_Night]

Probably cottage cheese and alfalfa. I think he portrays himself as this down-to-earth Canuck but he's really some metrosexual ponce worried about his waistline.

You could be right.  That nutella is some sticky stuff.  He might get some on his hipster murse.

[GravitySucks]

Well since travel bans do not seem to work, perhaps you can take on the population of Brooklyn for awhile while we get it decontainminated.
They'll fix your pizza problem.

Is DeBlasio going to import a bunch of those Wuhan leaf blower disinfectant trucks?  I bet he only allows union drivers. 

[Walks_At_Night]

GLP is such a fun place to watch paranoia.  Check this out:

Carolyn Wilkins, the Bank of Canada Senior Deputy Governor has been photographed regularly during Covid-19 press conferences wearing earnings clearly identical to corona viruses.

No coincidence she is the current rumoured favorite to replace current Bank of Canada Governor, Stephen Polosz, in a few months.

She's just putting it in our faces to let us know what the central bankers are really doing. Of course they ensured it was also the clearly visible in her Wikipedia photo

[GravitySucks]

You got to be shitting me

https://www.the-sun.com/news/661834/giant-asian-hornets-kill-single-sting-invade-virus-us/

I swear. If I make it through this shit, I promise I will eat my black eyed peas on New Years.

[Walks_At_Night]

You got to be shitting me

https://www.the-sun.com/news/661834/giant-asian-hornets-kill-single-sting-invade-virus-us/

I swear. If I make it through this shit, I promise I will eat my black eyed peas on New Years.

Jimminy Crickets!

[SredniVashtar]

You got to be shitting me

https://www.the-sun.com/news/661834/giant-asian-hornets-kill-single-sting-invade-virus-us/

I swear. If I make it through this shit, I promise I will eat my black eyed peas on New Years.

Asuka - the last man standing. Now I'm starting to regret not delving into Anime jailbait porn while I had the chance.

[Kidnostad3]

I’d bet yours, fear monger.

Just one more shitpost of many.  Has spent nearly a year of his life posting shit on Bell Gab.  Averages 26/day:

Dr. MD MD Stats since 11/13/15:

Total Time Spent Online:356 days, 10 hours and 49 minutes.

Total Posts:40,766 posts.

Total Topics Started:  45

Total head-case

[albrecht]

What am I supposed to fill my days with? Please don't go to national parks. Please don't go to work. Please don't leave your house unless it is to get food. When you are at home, please don't have anybody over. Please don't talk to your neighbour over the fence because you are too close.

Now I'm not supposed to do any DIY projects to make the house more livable, and I'm not supposed to garden either. Why? The headline reads: "Avoid DIY and gardening during coronavirus lockdown, urge doctors."

Just wow. I suppose that the optometrists would like me to stop reading at home in case I strain my eyes during this national emergency? Just sit and watch television like a good consumer / sheep.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/avoid-diy-gardening-during-coronavirus-21806479

Interesting. Here everyone I see is working in their yard, cleaning out the garage, doing projects that have been delayed, working on trucks, etc. I'm going to do run to Goodwill to get rid of a bunch of stuff after cleaning out some closets.

How is working in the garden a "risk?" Assuming it isn't in the 90s and humid (as it was here) and you are reasonably able-bodied. If anything the exercise and sunshine would help you fight off the virus.....

[Dr. MD MD]

Just one more shitpost of many.  Has spent nearly a year of his life posting shit on Bell Gab.  Averages 26/day:

Dr. MD MD Stats since 11/13/15:

Total Time Spent Online:356 days, 10 hours and 49 minutes.

Total Posts:40,766 posts.

Total Topics Started:  45

Total head-case

I think I’m really starting to get to him. Kissinger must be displeased.



For a guy who “doesn’t like me worth a shit” most of your posts are either to me directly or are about me. Obsess much, faggot?

And I’m pretty much the only one here who responds to your lameness. When I put you on ignore it’s going to be awfully lonely for you.

[GravitySucks]

Jimminy Crickets!

I swear we are in an alternate timeline and this is another Mandela effect. Around 1963 when I was about 7, I was fascinated by something that looked very similar to that in our front yard and for some reason tried to grab it. It stung me and the stinger remained in my hand leaving a quarter inch L shaped scar that I carried with me my entire life. The pain was indescribable. I just looked down at the palm of my hand and it was gone and for a few minutes I couldn’t even remember which hand.  I closed my eyes and tried to remember the incident in more detail. Now I look at my right hand and the scar is visible. Weird shit is happening.

[GravitySucks]

Interesting. Here everyone I see is working in their yard, cleaning out the garage, doing projects that have been delayed, working on trucks, etc. I'm going to do run to Goodwill to get rid of a bunch of stuff after cleaning out some closets.

How is working in the garden a "risk?" Assuming it isn't in the 90s and humid (as it was here) and you are reasonably able-bodied. If anything the exercise and sunshine would help you fight off the virus.....

They know the real threat is the asian hornets.

[Walks_At_Night]

Interesting. Here everyone I see is working in their yard, cleaning out the garage, doing projects that have been delayed, working on trucks, etc. I'm going to do run to Goodwill to get rid of a bunch of stuff after cleaning out some closets.

How is working in the garden a "risk?" Assuming it isn't in the 90s and humid (as it was here) and you are reasonably able-bodied. If anything the exercise and sunshine would help you fight off the virus.....

Dude - we've got armies of "essential" landscapers here blowing grass clippings, dust, pollen and virus particles everywhere.  Screw those big Flu Trucks man!

[GravitySucks]

Dude - we've got armies of "essential" landscapers here blowing grass clippings, dust, pollen and virus particles everywhere.  Screw those big Flu Trucks man!

Wait until they find out how essential oils are made.

[Kidnostad3]

I swear we are in an alternate timeline and this is another Mandela effect. Around 1963 when I was about 7, I was fascinated by something that looked very similar to that in our front yard and for some reason tried to grab it. It stung me and the stinger remained in my hand leaving a quarter inch L shaped scar that I carried with me my entire life. The pain was indescribable. I just looked down at the palm of my hand and it was gone and for a few minutes I couldn’t even remember which hand.  I closed my eyes and tried to remember the incident in more detail. Now I look at my right hand and the scar is visible. Weird shit is happening.

Wait, what happened to the killer bees?  I bought stock in a killer bee extermination venture that I've been waiting to pay off. Bought it right about the time I invested big in a VHS cartridge manufacturing company.

[Walks_At_Night]

I swear we are in an alternate timeline and this is another Mandela effect. Around 1963 when I was about 7, I was fascinated by something that looked very similar to that in our front yard and for some reason tried to grab it. It stung me and the stinger remained in my hand leaving a quarter inch L shaped scar that I carried with me my entire life. The pain was indescribable. I just looked down at the palm of my hand and it was gone and for a few minutes I couldn’t even remember which hand.  I closed my eyes and tried to remember the incident in more detail. Now I look at my right hand and the scar is visible. Weird shit is happening.

I had a vaguely similar incident.  During football practice they wanted me to field some punts.  Was just getting ready to settle under the next one and this big ass wasp came out of nowhere, landed on the palm of my hand, stung the shit out of me and took off.  Turned my hand into a lobster claw. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Wait, what happened to the killer bees?  I bought stock in a killer bee extermination venture that I've been waiting to pay off. Bought it right about the time I invested big in a VHS cartridge manufacturing company.

[Kidnostad3]

I had a vaguely similar incident.  During football practice they wanted me to field some punts.  Was just getting ready to settle under the next one and this big ass wasp came out of nowhere, landed on the palm of my hand, stung the shit out of me and took off.  Turned my hand into a lobster claw.

So did you field the next punt?

[Dr. MD MD]

So did you field the next punt?

[whoozit]

Jimminy Crickets!

Bow to your insect overlords!

[Kidnostad3]

I think I’m really starting to get to him. Kissinger must be displeased.



For a guy who “doesn’t like me worth a shit” most of your posts are either to me directly or are about me. Obsess much, faggot?

And I’m pretty much the only one here who responds to your lameness. When I put you on ignore it’s going to be awfully lonely for you.

40,770 shit posts and counting.

[Walks_At_Night]

So did you field the next punt?

Just call me Muffy...................

[Kidnostad3]

40,771 shit posts and counting.