Midnight In The Desert

[Inglorious Bitch]

And can you put falkies head on this one?

LOL, yes!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Just tooling around on youtube and I found this. Is Heather the real Sharona?!  Is that why she does not want pictures of herself?  Start at 0:27


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wltGjeZAwKU

[Nobody]

To whatever extent it's an illusion, it's at least a pay-as-you-go one,

There's no denying it: As far as scams go, this one is about as low rent as they come.  As you rightly pointed out earlier, if Heather tries her luck at the local pawn shop with her ill-gotten dreck, she's not likely to get much.

You have probably guessed by now that I am a moral absolutist who believes strongly that a departure in principle in one instance makes subsequent departures both easier and more likely.  As such, I can't quite bring myself to condone even relatively harmless scams.  Obviously that sort of all-or-nothing thinking consigns me to a permanent place on the Awkward Squad, but there you are.

except for that poor sap who prepaid for five years or whatever.  :

Tom From Maryland.  Yes.  600 smackers.  I was surprised he didn't offer to mail Heather his testicles as well when he phoned into J. Methhead's programme, to be honest.

I guess that, now that we have a reliable alternative, I can't stay mad at her for taking up the spot. 

Much like the hapless Debbie Boone, Heather knows only one song and she's gotta eat, man.  Even I can't blame her for wanting to do that, gormless, misguided, and generally unpleasant though she is.

Now it's just morbid curiosity to see how this particular morality play works itself out, for which I'm a little ashamed.

I suspect you might not be alone in experiencing that sensation.  If it's any help, I can't say I'm exactly bursting with pride myself when I look back at what I've written over the past few weeks and consider the time it took to write it.  Perhaps a couple of lines from Horace might console us both:

Mingle a little folly with your wisdom;
a little nonsense now and then is pleasant

I'm sure the site owner will thank me to compare his website to something else, but I view spending time on BellGab as the equivalent of reading trashy novels.  It's harmless enough every once in a while, but there are other books to read, too, and each of us is given only so much time. 

Please do not feel bad about wanting to see the dénouement of this sordid little play.  Moral absolutist though I am, I realised long ago that attempting to completely smother one's bad side with one's good side can be just as unhealthy as living life the other way round.  Do too much of the former and you can fully expect to one day wake up in a cheap hotel room filled with whipped cream and midgets. 

Even BellGab is better than that.

[Robert]

Heh...DMDN just aired a Military X Files promo that ends saying it comes on "just before Midnight in the Desert...with Heather Wade."

It does. Just not on the same network.

Not a network that carries Military X Files, though.  It's a promo they've used for a while, just haven't updated, I guess.

[paladin1991]

You guys love our American Booze and we love your Sushi And Sake and tentacle porn. 
But we or at least I don't know anything about Sake...tell me what is the Jim Beam, Jack Daniel's and or Makers Mark of Sake... plain, reg flavor . Not the fruity stuff.

fixed

and the japs are some sick fucks
https://www.pinkeiga.com/

[paladin1991]

Funny story in 1976 at the 21st Replacement Battalion in Ansbach, Gr went to the enlisted club and ordered a Black Russian and the bar tender said to me you look hot for a Korean and I replied, if you see a Korean here come suck his Dlck and he replied, black, green, yellow, brown just call me Capt kirk because it is all pink in the middle

What were you doing in the Eclub?  That's where all the young enlisted hang out.  Oh.  Right.  You were trolling for young stuff.  And hey, didn't you say you retired as a light colonel?  Did you mustang yourself up through the dental corps?  Maybe you cleaned my teeth.

[paladin1991]

I was just about to post that. Hi Paul, glad to see you know who I am!

Next thing Tim, you will find your name in the phone book.


https://youtu.be/-7aIf1YnbbU

[paladin1991]

Hey man... If you want Lasha, keep me out of it. I have MUCH higher standards.....

Like what?  You only do it with humans?  As if.

[paladin1991]

She still finds a way to work Art into everything about her.

Hi Paul.

Maybe we should all say hello to Paul.

Hi Paul.

[Lilith]

Hi Paul 

[paladin1991]

smarmy to the end

Maybe, but is he wrong?

[Bluejay]

Could you insert Keith's head here?:

(gif isn't working for me)




https://res.cloudinary.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/f_mp4,q_80,vc_auto/lyhfvkyfxj6sogg0axru.mp4

I’ll try when I am at home later. Can’t really do much on my phone now .

[Bluejay]

And can you put falkies head on this one?

Can you post a good quality still image of Falkie that I can use?

[Bart Ell]

Can you post a good quality still image of Falkie that I can use?

Any image of Slothie is quantity over quality.

[Nobody]

Does anyone know what happened to the girl that used to call into HW? Sunshine? Sunny? Something like that?

Ah, Sunshine!  Yes.  Dour bastard though I am, I feel no shame whatever in admitting to being an unabashed Sunshine partisan.  It was always a delight to hear from her. 

(I think I can say I wouldn't be entirely inconsolable if she ever found herself taking Heather's place.) 

The last time I heard her call into Heather's show, she said she planned on getting married to her boyfriend soon (I dimly recall they had been together for some years).  With any luck, she has done exactly that, thereby excluding herself from Heather Wade's Self-Pity Emporium and Lonely Hearts Club.

Many thanks for mentioning her name; I smiled when I read it.  It's hard to believe now, but at one time even Heather's show had its good points.

[Kolchak]

Good Morning, everyone. It's time for the Facebook Minuteâ,,¢. I'm your host, Carl Kolchak.

In our first story, MITD2's archives went up last night and nothing misfired at all.







In more dire news from the nazi bunker, the search continues for Charles and Tony, who disappeared while peeing their marmots several days ago.



And now to brighten up your day, we now go to America's favorite segment - RUSSELL'S CORNER.



Finally, in our spotlight segment, we look into Heather S Crews - the mysterious person who claims to be hand coding ArtBellLegacy.com.







The truly peculiar thing about Heather Crews is that their account was seemingly created only days ago. They claim to be born in 1945 and their profile also lists their gender as male.



On top of that, the account has only two friends (one of which is Heather), and boasts a fresh MITD2 cover photo.

Is Heather Wade employing a 73-year-old transgender web developer? Why, on last night's show, did she claim she "was the the one putting things in the archives"? Tune in to the next Facebook Minute to find out.

Until next time, I'm your host Carl Kolchak. Honey, I'm coming eventually.

[Lilith]

Can you post a good quality still image of Falkie that I can use?

Do you like this one?

[GravitySucks]

Good Morning, everyone. It's time for the Facebook Minuteâ,,¢. I'm your host, Carl Kolchak.

In our first story, MITD2's archives went up last night and nothing misfired at all.







In more dire news from the nazi bunker, the search continues for Charles and Tony, who disappeared while peeing their marmots several days ago.



And now to brighten up your day, we now go to America's favorite segment - RUSSELL'S CORNER.



Finally, in our spotlight segment, we look into Heather S Crews - the mysterious person who claims to be hand coding ArtBellLegacy.com.







The truly peculiar thing about Heather Crews is that their account was seemingly created only days ago. They claim to be born in 1945 and their profile also lists their gender as male.



On top of that, the account has only two friends (one of which is Heather), and boasts a fresh MITD2 cover photo.

Is Heather Wade employing a 73-year-old transgender web developer? Why, on last night's show, did she claim she "was the the one putting things in the archives"? Tune in to the next Facebook Minute to find out.

Until next time, I'm your host Carl Kolchak. Honey, I'm coming eventually.

June 17, 1945 is Art’s birthday

[DynamoHum]

Heather S. Crews:

Heathers Crew


Blah what a crock of shite. I have subscribed, so I can watch the implosion from the inside and for the price of a ‘Bucks a month it’s good entertainment. I can’t listen when it airs so if I want to hear the batshit, I have to pony up.

[DynamoHum]

June 17, 1945 is Art’s birthday

Bloody good catch Sir!

[Kolchak]

Heather S. Crews:

Heathers Crew

Sad.

[paladin1991]

Anyone able to access http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/archives/midnight-in-the-desert ?

Want to listen to last night's show and it ain't happening!

No, problem for me

[Bart Ell]

Heather S. Crews:

Heathers Crew

For $54 she could have had a fully automated site up and running in about an hour.
Add an extra 3 minutes for the wormhole.
Stupid is as stupid does.

https://themeforest.net/item/podcaster-multimedia-wordpress-theme/6804946

[Kolchak]

For $54 she could have had a fully automated site up and running in about an hour.
Add an extra 3 minutes for the wormhole.
Stupid is as stupid does.

https://themeforest.net/item/podcaster-multimedia-wordpress-theme/6804946

It would look better, too.

[DynamoHum]

Somebody wants all the money for themself.

[paladin1991]

Good Morning, everyone. It's time for the Facebook Minuteâ,,¢. I'm your host, Carl Kolchak.

In our first story, MITD2's archives went up last night and nothing misfired at all.







In more dire news from the nazi bunker, the search continues for Charles and Tony, who disappeared while peeing their marmots several days ago.



And now to brighten up your day, we now go to America's favorite segment - RUSSELL'S CORNER.



Finally, in our spotlight segment, we look into Heather S Crews - the mysterious person who claims to be hand coding ArtBellLegacy.com.







The truly peculiar thing about Heather Crews is that their account was seemingly created only days ago. They claim to be born in 1945 and their profile also lists their gender as male.



On top of that, the account has only two friends (one of which is Heather), and boasts a fresh MITD2 cover photo.

Is Heather Wade employing a 73-year-old transgender web developer? Why, on last night's show, did she claim she "was the the one putting things in the archives"? Tune in to the next Facebook Minute to find out.

Until next time, I'm your host Carl Kolchak. Honey, I'm coming eventually.

By the name of Heather Screws?   Are you shittin me?  I thought you couldn't make this shit up.   

[DynamoHum]

By the name of Heather Screws?   Are you shittin me?  I thought you couldn't make this shit up.   

Jesus, I defer to your findings! Fucking hell ... she’s got a fucking nerve!

[Sean92008]

and the japs are some sick fucks
https://www.pinkeiga.com/

Try walking around a suburban neighborhood (Hachiouji or Meijirodai) and having young looking girls follow you into the bathroom, grab you and try to lure you.  Weird ass feeling but I'm sure Asian girls get that all the time here...

(I was once in a train car that was mostly empty and was surrounded by freakishly short-skirted or "fashionable" girls even standing in front of me while my wife sat down-car watching me suffer.). I guess they wanted to "practice their English" on me.

[Sean92008]

Somebody wants all the money for themself.

Yet, somehow it'll hemorrhage all into someone else's pocket...

Dropping dollars to chase pennies.

This will not end well for her.

[GravitySucks]

By the name of Heather Screws?   Are you shittin me?  I thought you couldn't make this shit up.   

Is there a Heather S. Wallows?