Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[jazmunda]

Oh god help us.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/weiner-talk-radio-show-article-1.1537695#ixzz2mY8agJ00

Dark Weekend starring Warner and Weiner.

I like it!

Show us your cock pics!

[bateman]

Dark Weekend starring Warner and Weiner.

I like it!

Show us your cock pics!

You've seen enough. Now stop pestering me about sending more.

[guildnavigator]

I definitely was. I've even got a "The Bellgab 956" tattoo on my butt.

Anyone else miss the blue gator guy?

i hate dat mufukka

[aldousburbank]

The only difference between erotic and neurotic is n u.

[jazmunda]

I wonder what neurotic asphyxiation would be like.

[onan]

I wonder what neurotic asphyxiation would be like.

neurotic anusphyxiation

[jazmunda]

Tough day in court for this goat?

[bateman]

Tough day in court for this goat?

Your Kiwi neighbors are sick fucks.

[jazmunda]

Your Kiwi neighbors are sick fucks.

Normally I would agree but this was in Obama's homeland of Kenya.

And everyone knows that Kiwi's are sheep fuckers.

[bateman]

Normally I would agree but this was in Obama's homeland of Kenya.

And everyone knows that Kiwi's are sheep fuckers.

My mistake.

[aldousburbank]

neurotic anusphyxiation

[RealCool Daddio]

Best post in weeks.  Thanks Aldous.

[steelbot]

http://www.tomdispatch.com/blog/175779/

[bateman]

De Blasio does the right thing: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/06/nyregion/william-bratton-new-york-city-police-commissioner.html?hpw&rref=nyregion

[guildnavigator]

"We be lovin' Art Bell"

Someone spray painted "we be luvin tacos" on a hauling rig that's always parked by the taqueria over here. Someone also spray painted the row of power meters, each with one letter, C U N and T.

[BobGrau]

"We be lovin' Art Bell"

Someone spray painted "we be luvin tacos" on a hauling rig that's always parked by the taqueria over here. Someone also spray painted the row of power meters, each with one letter, C U N and T.

Friend of mine used to live in Canal Street... the sign changed at some point to 'Anal Street' of course, but some genius later refined it to 'Anal Treet'

[jazmunda]

Did this thread do something wrong to get demoted from sticky status?

[Yorkshire pud]

Normally I would agree but this was in Obama's homeland of Kenya.

And everyone knows that Kiwi's are sheep fuckers.

You're a Kiwi? I thought you were an Aussie?

Pah! Explain THIS then!


All Blacks Haka vs Wales 2012 (HD)

[jazmunda]

You're a Kiwi? I thought you were an Aussie?

Pah! Explain THIS then!


All Blacks Haka vs Wales 2012 (HD)

Not a Kiwi. 100% green and gold my friend.

I've never understood the haka. It never seemed very intimidating to me.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not a Kiwi. 100% green and gold my friend.

I've never understood the haka. It never seemed very intimidating to me.

Adelaide in the next hour or so....doomed...we're doomed. 

[jazmunda]

Adelaide in the next hour or so....doomed...we're doomed.

I'm hoping it will be over by 3pm my time as it's my daughters birthday party. It wouldn't be fair to her or her friends if I was sitting on the couch in my underwear watching the cricket.

[UnscreenedCaller]

*Cross thread reference*

Your wife made an awesome birthday cake. Happy birthday to your daughter. Now pull on some trews and welcome the guests.

[West of the Rockies]

Anyone hear from Flaxen Hegemony lately?  I recall he was off on some sort of academic assignment, but we haven't heard his voice here in quite a while.

[zeebo]

So I wasn't doing anything and had 5 seconds to kill so I came up with this little thought experiment.  Ok, wanna try and see how you do?  Ok remember, you only have 5 seconds and you have to .........  pick exactly two actually-edible items that if you ordered them as toppings for a pizza would get you the weirdest look at the pizza place.  Ok, GO!

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Yogurt and barnacles. 

(Note to any naysayers: I looked it up afterwords, and yes in fact there are some species of barnacles which are not only edible but are considered delicacies.) 

Now, what did you say?  (Best answer gets a triple smiley from me.)

[maureen]

So I wasn't doing anything and had 5 seconds to kill so I came up with this little thought experiment.  Ok, wanna try and see how you do?  Ok remember, you only have 5 seconds and you have to .........  pick exactly two actually-edible items that if you ordered them as toppings for a pizza would get you the weirdest look at the pizza place.  Ok, GO!

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Yogurt and barnacles. 

(Note to any naysayers: I looked it up afterwords, and yes in fact there are some species of barnacles which are not only edible but are considered delicacies.) 

Now, what did you say?  (Best answer gets a triple smiley from me.)

winkles!

[ziznak]

interesting I thought Ice Cream and Clams... weird but maybe that was the point

[Yorkshire pud]

winkles!

cockles...in a small jar.
On reflection, a glass jar on top of a cooking pizza is probably a bad thing...(Mcsafety notice)...Please remove cockles from jar before cooking.

[BobGrau]

cockles...in a small jar.
On reflection, a glass jar on top of a cooking pizza is probably a bad thing...(Mcsafety notice)...Please remove cockles from jar before cooking.

Cockles... take yer pic.

[guildnavigator]

interesting I thought Ice Cream and Clams... weird but maybe that was the point

MARSHMALLOWS AND HORSEDICK!

[Yorkshire pud]

MARSHMALLOWS AND HORSEDICK!

Your private life is your own concern.