Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

Something tells me Malik's standards are too high. 

[jazmunda]

Something tells me Malik's standards are too high. 

He's into Aussie chicks. I've passed the message on.

[bateman]

He's into Aussie chicks. I've passed the message on.

Apache chicks too. You must have a bunch in your neck of the woods.

[jazmunda]

Apache chicks too. You must have a bunch in your neck of the woods.

No but my city has the largest Greek population outside of Greece. Yasou.

[Treading Water]

He's into Aussie chicks. I've passed the message on.

I wondered who took that tab.   

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

PORNSTARS R WELCOMED

That's a quote for the top of the page if ever I saw one.

[b_dubb]

PORNSTARS R WELCOMED

That's a quote for the top of the page if ever I saw one.

I think we do a lot better than that

[ZHero]

Somebody ACTUALLY tore off the first tab....

[Unquenchable Angst]

I read all that in Sam Elliot's voice.

Funny you say that.
I am having  a Sioux City Sarsaparilla right now as he did in that scene.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Everything was fine until he said Jets fan. Deal breaker.

[jazmunda]

Is it strange that all his teams are from New York but his basketball team is from LA?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Is it strange that all his teams are from New York but his basketball team is from LA?

Poser

[Treading Water]

Everything was fine until he said Jets fan. Deal breaker.

Bwaaahahahahahaha....     

[BobGrau]

I've spent approx half my life carefully trying to make sure people understand that I'm not trying* to pass Bill Hicks' material off as my own.




*or maybe this should be "not trying"

[BobGrau]

I keep my children in my balls. Does that make me racist?

[Agent : Orange]

I keep my children in my balls. Does that make me racist?

.... And that's the quote of the month. Boom goes the dynamite.

[jazmunda]

This was posted on Art's site:


http://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48

[area51drone]

This was posted on Art's site:


http://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48

That's a great vid

[Yorkshire pud]

Just don't do it; okay?

http://acidcow.com/pics/26481-funny-vthis-is-not-normalv-meth-memes-35-pics.html

[ItsOver]

"Like, fer shure.  Awesome."

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/we-all-speak-valley-girls-now-2D11722245

A plague I'm finding everywhere.  It's not just for California anymore.  Please shoot me now.  I'm sorry.  "Like, puleeeeze, shoot me now?"

[Marc.Knight]

"Like, fer shure.  Awesome."

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/we-all-speak-valley-girls-now-2D11722245

A plague I'm finding everywhere.  It's not just for California anymore.  Please shoot me now.  I'm sorry.  "Like, puleeeeze, shoot me now?"

It is extremely strange.  Every sentence sounds like a question is being asked.  Sheeple.

[ItsOver]

It is extremely strange.  Every sentence sounds like a question is being asked.  Sheeple.

It is very strange and, worst of all, very annoying.  The pod people are winning. 

[b_dubb]

It is extremely strange.  Every sentence sounds like a question is being asked.  Sheeple.

we can thank Moon Unit Zappa for this.  her novelty song that was intended to poke fun at a ridiculous local phenomena instead allowed said local phenom to go global. probably scared the holy hell out of her and that's why she hasn't released anything since

[MV/Liberace!]

just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

Dear BellGab admin.... "Four blokes with beards pissing into cammo fatigues, and it's entertainment?" Seriously? This is how you want to represent your forums? Not just unnecessarily snotty, but misspelled? It explains why the tone of almost all of your forums members is snarky, mocking, insulting, argumentative and downright mean-spirited. What a shame, you could have had a great website.

You might try changing your slogan to something that relates to Art Bell and his show. you might actually get some decent, polite forum posts.

(Now I'll sit back and await your insulting reply.)

[Marc.Knight]

just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

It's all your fault MV.  Chew on that for a while.

[aldousburbank]

just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

Well, I'm still waiting for your reply.

[Yorkshire pud]

just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

I can only offer my apologies MV; what did I miss-spell? Cammo? Isn't that a natural contraction for DPM?

[guildnavigator]

Well, I'm still waiting for your reply.

YEAH!!!





MODIFY: We got rights, man! I CALL BULLSHIT MV, You could have had a GREAT WEBSITE! FUCKED THAT ONE OFF, MAN! I WANT THIS ONE BACK, NOW!


MODIFY: oR YOU CHANGE IT TO "BELL GAB ROAST BEEF SANDWICH IS DELICIOUS"


MODIFY: who clanked the dishes?!,

MODIFY: I FORGOT.

Modify. " bell gab: the gift of game this holiday season for all my dogs and cat

[jazmunda]

just so all of you can understand the insanity i'm forced to read on a regular basis:

It's a shame that that complaint is too long to be the quote at the top of the page.

[guildnavigator]

It's a shame that that complaint is too long to be the quote at the top of the page.

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