Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

FallenSeraph · December 11, 2013, 05:52:55 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 05:33:34 PM
You'll love this one.

12 Ways To Achieve The Very Best Glamor Shot

I didn't know Glamour Shots had an S&M option in their closet of costumes.

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I feel traumatized. And sadly, like crying for some weird reason.

jazmunda · December 11, 2013, 06:20:26 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 05:50:57 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Those were the good old days.

Bateman, is this Mary-Anne?

bateman · December 11, 2013, 06:22:26 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 06:20:26 PM
Bateman, is this Mary-Anne?

More like this:

FallenSeraph · December 11, 2013, 06:32:56 PM

Quote from: bateman on December 11, 2013, 06:22:26 PM
More like this:

Unsettling that the name MaryAnne has now become some kind of mind-control trigger that instantly makes me laugh. That and "Gladys Spencer." In fact, just looking at my cable bill makes me laugh now. So there's that at least.

BobGrau · December 11, 2013, 06:36:27 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 06:32:56 PM
Unsettling that the name MaryAnne has now become some kind of mind-control trigger that instantly makes me laugh. That and "Gladys Spencer." In fact, just looking at my cable bill makes me laugh now. So there's that at least.

Whenever I meet a cat now I wonder what sign it is. The Bateman Effect.

bateman · December 11, 2013, 06:40:09 PM

Quote from: BobGrau on December 11, 2013, 06:36:27 PM
Whenever I meet a cat now I wonder what sign it is. The Bateman Effect.

Valid question. Watch out for those Scorpios.

bateman · December 11, 2013, 06:45:39 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 06:32:56 PM
Unsettling that the name MaryAnne has now become some kind of mind-control trigger that instantly makes me laugh. That and "Gladys Spencer." In fact, just looking at my cable bill makes me laugh now. So there's that at least.

Hahahaha, nice. Better reaction than "oh shit, this is due tomorrow, isn't it.."

wr250 · December 11, 2013, 07:19:43 PM

notice any resemblance?
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bateman · December 11, 2013, 07:26:06 PM

Quote from: wr250 on December 11, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
notice any resemblance?
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Ok, maybe that is Maryanne after all.

FallenSeraph · December 11, 2013, 07:27:37 PM

Quote from: wr250 on December 11, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
notice any resemblance?
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Laughter.

Something about those pictures really, really, REALLY sent me spiraling into some kind of weird state of depression. Can't shake it now. All those women, trying so hard to look sexy and really just looking god-awful. God, it made me feel sad and lonely for some reason. Blah.

McPhallus · December 11, 2013, 07:40:45 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 07:27:37 PM
Laughter.

Something about those pictures really, really, REALLY sent me spiraling into some kind of weird state of depression. Can't shake it now. All those women, trying so hard to look sexy and really just looking god-awful. God, it made me feel sad and lonely for some reason. Blah.

Apparently the company is still around, which I find shocking in these days of Instagram and Photoshop.

What's sad is that you can still see pictures of that kind on the dating sites. Makes we wonder what happens when they meet men only to be shocked by the contrast.

jazmunda · December 11, 2013, 08:03:54 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 07:27:37 PM
Laughter.

Something about those pictures really, really, REALLY sent me spiraling into some kind of weird state of depression. Can't shake it now. All those women, trying so hard to look sexy and really just looking god-awful. God, it made me feel sad and lonely for some reason. Blah.

If it makes you feel any better maybe these ladies were hot in the 80s.

Yeah I got nothin.

zeebo · December 11, 2013, 09:04:08 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 08:03:54 PM
If it makes you feel any better maybe these ladies were hot in the 80s.

Chicks in general were hotter in the 80's. Remember all that slinky sexy Madonna-based fashion and crazy big hair and makeup? Then some genius in the 90's said oh no, we can't have that, better cut your hair, throw out your makeup, and cover you up in flannel shirts and trucker hats. Thanks for nuttin', grunge genius.

FallenSeraph · December 11, 2013, 09:10:39 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 08:03:54 PM
If it makes you feel any better maybe these ladies were hot in the 80s.

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eddie dean · December 11, 2013, 10:35:22 PM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 11, 2013, 09:10:39 PM

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What is she resting her chin on?
Is that a sock puppet or a deformed black dong?

Marc.Knight · December 11, 2013, 10:38:20 PM

Quote from: eddie dean on December 11, 2013, 10:35:22 PM
What is she resting her chin on?
Is that a sock puppet or a deformed black dong?

It is called a Turkey Neck Blocker. $19.95 on Ebay.

eddie dean · December 11, 2013, 10:48:02 PM

This had to be done

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eddie dean · December 11, 2013, 10:50:41 PM

Quote from: Philosopher on December 11, 2013, 10:38:20 PM

It is called a Turkey Neck Blocker. $19.95 on Ebay.

LOL

jazmunda · December 11, 2013, 10:58:47 PM

Quote from: eddie dean on December 11, 2013, 10:48:02 PM

The expression on her face is almost as if someone stuck something up her butt just as the photo was taken.

eddie dean · December 11, 2013, 11:08:57 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 10:58:47 PM
The expression on her face is almost as if someone stuck something up her butt just as the photo was taken.

I had the same impression when I interpreted this woman's expression.
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bateman · December 11, 2013, 11:11:02 PM

Two very different reactions. Hey, it's not for everyone.

eddie dean · December 11, 2013, 11:16:45 PM

Quote from: bateman on December 11, 2013, 11:11:02 PM
Two very different reactions. Hey, it's not for everyone.

One unexpected.

The other, expected. :

We solved that one!

ItsOver · December 11, 2013, 11:30:28 PM

Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2013, 09:04:08 PM
Chicks in general were hotter in the 80's. Remember all that slinky sexy Madonna-based fashion and crazy big hair and makeup? Then some genius in the 90's said oh no, we can't have that, better cut your hair, throw out your makeup, and cover you up in flannel shirts and trucker hats. Thanks for nuttin', grunge genius.

Was there anything hotter than Tawny Kitaen writhing around on the top of a Jaguar? Now look at her.

zeebo · December 11, 2013, 11:34:04 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 11, 2013, 10:58:47 PM
The expression on her face is almost as if someone stuck something up her butt just as the photo was taken.

.... or pulled it out.

West of the Rockies · December 12, 2013, 12:23:40 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on December 11, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Was there anything hotter than Tawny Kitaen writhing around on the top of a Jaguar? Now look at her.

Sadly, Tawny got pretty crazy. Wasn't she arrested for beating up her husband (an Angels pitcher as I recall)? Weren't there substance abuse and anger management allegations? Sad to see such potential diminished.

Marc.Knight · December 12, 2013, 12:38:59 PM

Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2013, 11:34:04 PM
.... or pulled it out.

...and put it back in.

jazmunda · December 12, 2013, 02:02:40 PM

This one's a beauty.

15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names

Yorkshire pud · December 12, 2013, 02:07:34 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on December 12, 2013, 02:02:40 PM
This one's a beauty.

15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names

Sort of demonstrates the flaws of the pretentious bollox of the modern fashion of double barrelling surnames cos missie 'doesn't want to lose her identity'.

(stepped down now)

Via the link Jazmunda posted...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/32-tips-for-taking-the-perfect-wedding-photo

click the first part of pic 20's link (underneath it), and you can get it uncensored. But this is (looking at the origination of the site) Russian, I think anything goes there at weddings as they know what the marriage will be like!

FallenSeraph · December 13, 2013, 12:49:05 AM

If I lived near this bridge, I would sit on my porch and drink beer and laugh my ass off at trucks all day.

Watch This Bridge Destroy Dozens of Trucks and Buses

http://youtu.be/JsAlzV4qSD8

jazmunda · December 13, 2013, 12:51:42 AM

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 13, 2013, 12:49:05 AM
If I lived near this bridge, I would sit on my porch and drink beer and laugh my ass off at trucks all day.

Watch This Bridge Destroy Dozens of Trucks and Buses

http://youtu.be/JsAlzV4qSD8

Thank you. I could watch that all day. I have a family dinner tonight and we will all be enjoying this.