The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank you very much...I'm now an old fart, and can leave piss stains without being embarrassed any more...Some light relief from the onset of senility.

[maureen]

Sorry; but I ws sleepy..anyway, it's my birthday today..It's okay, Jaz forgot.. Last time I cup his balls.

many happy returns of the day, York. welcome to the liberation of being older!!

[aldousburbank]

Thank you very much...I'm now an old fart, and can leave piss stains without being embarrassed any more...Some light relief from the onset of senility.

That's when it's time to start the party! (Before you forget)

[Yorkshire pud]

That's when it's time to start the party! (Before you forget)

Remind me again what I shouldn't forget...

[aldousburbank]

Remind me again what I shouldn't forget...

I spaced it.

[eddie dean]

Thank you very much...I'm now an old fart, and can leave piss stains without being embarrassed any more...Some light relief from the onset of senility.

don't forget to schedule your prostate exam!
Happy birthday!

[georgesucks]

Sorry; but I was sleepy..anyway, it's my birthday today..It's okay, Jaz forgot.. Last time I cup his balls.

Happy Birthday yorkshire

[Yorkshire pud]

Thanks so much Eddie and Pilot.

[wr250]

don't forget to schedule your prostate exam!
Happy birthday!

thats what airport security is for ,and its free.

[UnscreenedCaller]

don't forget to schedule your prostate exam!
Happy birthday!

thats what airport security is for ,and its free.

I heart this forum so much.

[b_dubb]

Good stuff guys.  I might need to make an appointment with airport security as I am well into my 40's.

For those of you who called in, many thinks.  For those who didn't, the Noory will continue until morale improves.  Substituting 'Noory' for 'beatings' there. 

[starrmtn001]

A janitor tell his wife he has an everlasting broom. "What do you mean?" She asks. "Well, it's nearly as old as I've been a janitor, and that's twenty five years".."That's amazing, how can you look after something so long?" "I don't know; But it's only had twenty new heads and sixteen new handles".

Lol.  That's funny! 

[starrmtn001]

A very Happy Birthday to you Yorkshire Pud.

[MV/Liberace!]

the latest episode is posted here.

[steelbot]

the latest episode is posted here.

Thanks MV! - Sorry I missed the live show again, after all the bullshit I gave ya Jaz! 

Happy B-Day YP!

[jazmunda]

Happy birthday YP. May your cricket team continue to suck. At least you have incontinance to look forward to.

[eddie dean]

the latest episode is posted here.

You da man!
Thanks MV

[steelbot]

Well well, a Budcast huh, now your speaking my language    So far great gabcast on the listen here - just gut past the fret files bit. 

[eddie dean]

Happy birthday YP. May your cricket team continue to suck. At least you have incontinance to look forward to.

Looking "foward" ??
I'm usually looking behind me after "accidents" of this nature.
TMI? I've said too much.
I probably won't include this info in my new christian singles ad.

[steelbot]

lol, I always have had the joke among friends ...Side effects may include death.

[jazmunda]

Well well, a Budcast huh, now your speaking my language    So far great gabcast on the listen here - just gut past the fret files bit.

I forgot to include you in the potential host list for that show.

[jazmunda]

lol, I always have had the joke among friends ...Side effects may include death.

I like the disclaimer; May cause death or worse.

[Treading Water]

Hey, pud!!  Been at work all day w/o internet access. 

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!  Oh, yeah.  You're probably already asleep. 
Sweet Birthday Dreams....

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey, pud!!  Been at work all day w/o internet access. 

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!  Oh, yeah.  You're probably already asleep. 
Sweet Birthday Dreams....

Thank you so much TW and those I haven't thanked. I really appreciate your kind thoughts and words. Even those from the representative of the Ashes thieves.

Of course these words are not just for me; I'd like to thank my mother and father, their parents, my grandparents' parents. Various medical professionals through the years, my agent, my hairdresser, my therapist, my other therapist, his therapist, my gynecologist, his gynecologist, my secret lovers, their secret lovers, my hundreds of children, my pet goat, my pet terrapin, my...(cont pp94)

[ziznak]

missed the live show again... gonna chek it out later.

[jazmunda]

missed the live show again... gonna chek it out later.

You got a mention. You're famous. That'll be $50. I only take cash.

[Heather Wade]

We miss Onan!

(Redacted) - I really perked up when you mentioned your town, Merced. Reason being, years ago there was a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival in which they mentioned a town called "Lodi". "Oh, Lord, stuck in Lodi again." So on one of my road trips across the country I landed in Lodi by pure chance. And I was so excited, because of the song. But I was terribly disappointed by Lodi! On that same trip I left Lodi and came to Merced. Hated it!  But no reflection on you, you sound charming and lovely on the GabCast. And stoned I might add. Also did not like Oakland (THE worst Chinese restaurant I've ever been to). But I had been told by complete strangers as I drove out to the west coast not to go to Oakland. Ha! They were right.

All I kept thinking about during your call was, "I wonder WHY she is trapped in Merced?" There must be a story there.

Good job, gang!

Ha haa, actually, I didn't smoke until after the gabcast.  I always sound like that; perma-stone of the voicebox is what my doc calls it.  Yes, there is a story, but if I told it, you'd need to smoke too and years of therapy.
The Creedence song fits all too well.    Nice observation & sorry you ended up in Lodi & Oakland... but glad you made it out alive, Tarbaby.   

[jazmunda]

Ha haa, actually, I didn't smoke until after the gabcast.  I always sound like that; perma-stone of the voicebox is what my doc calls it.  Yes, there is a story, but if I told it, you'd need to smoke too and years of therapy.
The Creedence song fits all too well.    Nice observation & sorry you ended up in Lodi & Oakland... but glad you made it out alive, Tarbaby.   

On the next episode of the GabCast, aldousburbank will psychoanalyse (Redacted) whilst they are both high.

[Heather Wade]

You got a mention. You're famous. That'll be $50. I only take cash.

I was on for at least five mins, I work with a 7 minute minimum @ 2.50 per min... so... $17.50, dudes.   

[aldousburbank]

On the next episode of the GabCast, aldousburbank will psychoanalyse (Redacted) whilst they are both high.

We took care of that in private. Next.