The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[jazmunda]

Martha's a badass. She did hard time.

I am fascinated by women's prison shows on TV.

[bateman]

I had a history teacher who was good friends with her.

There isn't any more to that story.

[jazmunda]

It's my PSA (public service announcement)  duty as a desert rat.  (court ordered)
I recommend you try a naked sword  fight with this cacti, during your visit to Arizona, Jaz.
I have a video camera.

I look forward to it. As long as you film from the right angle to make my penis look bigger ..... uh ..... bigger than it already is.

[eddie dean]

I had a history teacher who was good friends with her.

There isn't any more to that story.

(winky face?)

[bateman]

(winky face?)

Let me be clear. I never met or had relations with Martha Stewart.

[eddie dean]

I look forward to it. As long as you film from the right angle to make my penis look bigger ..... uh ..... bigger than it already is.

I'm no CGI expert.
I'll call George Lucas

[eddie dean]

Let me be clear. I never met or had relations with Martha Stewart.

Got-ya! 

[jazmunda]

I'm no CGI expert.
I'll call George Lucas

Mesa don't think so.

[PB the Deplorable]

Even worse, calling it a 'John'. Think of all the Johns in this world, won't someone?...

I call mine a 'George'

[area51drone]

How much for a 1 minute ad spot on the gabcast?

[Yorkshire pud]

How much for a 1 minute ad spot on the gabcast?

Free; The obstacle is getting past the collective who say yeah or nay. One nay and it's not broadcast.

[wr250]

i say "nee"
oh wait wrong thread

[jazmunda]

How much for a 1 minute ad spot on the gabcast?

I'll defer to my fellow Gab Casters on this but at the moment we are only seeking sponsorship from adult diaper manufacturers and the NRA.

[area51drone]

I'll defer to my fellow Gab Casters on this but we are only seeking sponsorship from adult diaper manufacturers and the NRA.

Awwww..come on, it could be a donation to BellGab.

[jazmunda]

Awwww..come on, it could be a donation to BellGab.

In that case it is a no. I don't think MV would spend it unwisely or selfishly.

You do realize that I am kidding?

Not about MV though.

[ziznak]

ah shit... now i wanna go back in time and fuck martha stewart

[bateman]

ah shit... now i wanna go back in time and fuck martha stewart

Audrey Hepburn for me pls

[area51drone]

Audrey Hepburn for me pls

It's just a simple physics problem.  You see, time is like a river... of Bukkaku

[jazmunda]

Audrey Hepburn for me pls

I think Scarlett Johansson is hot. I'll fuck her in 40 years time. Wait ... is this how this game works? 

[wr250]

new gabcast soon?

[jazmunda]

new gabcast soon?

The GabCast airs LIVE Mondays 5pm PST/8pm EST.

If onan or b_dubb kick the bucket between now and then we might be tempted to do an earlier memorial show if we can be bothered and if the pay is right.

Given medical histories, age, lifestyle choices, restroom proclivities, cacti fetishes and the fact that they own guns that might be a possibility.

Stay tuned .....

[UnscreenedCaller]

I call mine a 'George'

Heh heh heh,, I see what you did there. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

The GabCast airs LIVE Mondays 5pm PST/8pm EST.

If onan or b_dubb kick the bucket between now and then we might be tempted to do an earlier memorial show if we can be bothered and if the pay is right.

Given medical histories, age, lifestyle choices, restroom proclivities, cacti fetishes and the fact that they own guns that might be a possibility.

Stay tuned .....

Have you booked Elton John for Candle in the Wind as yet?

[jazmunda]

Have you booked Elton John for Candle in the Wind as yet?

As long as wr250 will make a song parody to suit either onan or b_dubb then Elton is in for sure.

[ziznak]

So I'm guessing this weeks cast will contain directions concerning avatars and what the acceptable amount of semen is?

[WhiteCrow]

I'll defer to my fellow Gab Casters on this but at the moment we are only seeking sponsorship from adult diaper manufacturers and the NRA.

Grandpers... Pampers for grandpa.

[eddie dean]

So I'm guessing this weeks cast will contain directions concerning avatars and what the acceptable amount of semen is?

The Gabcast has a no limit policy! 

[jazmunda]

The Gabcast has a no limit policy! 

If you can fill a cup eddie will even drink it LIVE on air. Be kind and please mail it refrigerated.

[area51drone]

So I'm guessing this weeks cast will contain directions concerning avatars and what the acceptable amount of semen is?

Apparently, this might be the breaking point... for posterity's sake, I give you, Michio Bukkaku:

[eddie dean]

If you can fill a cup Jaz Da Munda will even drink it LIVE on air. Be kind and please mail it refrigerated.

Make sure to eat a diet of ONLY mangos and pineapple, for 3 days.
Jaz likes smoothies.
Don't ask me how I know this.