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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83640 on: October 28, 2017, 02:23:20 AM »
.....(edited for brevity,)George must have naked photos of the boss.  I can't come up with any other explanation as to why he still hosts a national show.   

George....you truly do suck balls.
Yeah, hers!
Like, he recently spoke ill of ex-wives, and his live chat the next day was cancelled!  Due to "technical difficulty"...but not before she made him announce that she would be joining him in the chat!  J-U-I-C-Y!!

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« Reply #83641 on: October 28, 2017, 09:28:38 AM »
Didn't he also have an Alt id?

What was his alternate? I'm shocked the man is brave enough to show up and face us.

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« Reply #83642 on: October 28, 2017, 09:56:28 AM »
What was his alternate? I'm shocked the man is brave enough to show up and face us.

STOP FUCKING UP MY PERFECT RUN ON ALL THE SUB-FORUMS!!! DIE!!!


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« Reply #83643 on: October 28, 2017, 10:34:39 AM »
STOP FUCKING UP MY PERFECT RUN ON ALL THE SUB-FORUMS!!! DIE!!!

Blow me......................

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« Reply #83644 on: October 28, 2017, 02:15:14 PM »
Every day with Perfect Tommy is an event.
Especially for his vehicles.


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« Reply #83645 on: October 29, 2017, 01:36:13 AM »
George, you stink out loud and I don’t like you. Please retire, please and thank you.

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« Reply #83646 on: October 29, 2017, 03:20:35 AM »
What was his alternate? I'm shocked the man is brave enough to show up and face us.
I dont know.  Someone said that here recently though. 

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« Reply #83647 on: October 29, 2017, 03:24:53 AM »
STOP FUCKING UP MY PERFECT RUN ON ALL THE SUB-FORUMS!!! DIE!!!
My favorite avatar was the smiling African American.  But this one here sure beats argyle plaid!

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« Reply #83648 on: October 29, 2017, 04:06:24 PM »
My favorite avatar was the smiling African American.  But this one here sure beats argyle plaid!
Wait, that was Md Md.

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« Reply #83649 on: October 29, 2017, 04:07:57 PM »
Hahaha, is that Noory's cover version?  I'm not sure he quite got the point of the song.
Yeah, that's his story.  And he's stickin' to being Sandman!  He admits it!  He's asleep and he doesnt care if we are!

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« Reply #83650 on: October 30, 2017, 06:38:53 AM »
The Health Benefits of Turmeric You've Been Hearing About Are Wildly Overstated

https://www.self.com/story/health-benefits-of-turmeric-wildly-overstated

From listening to Nori, I thought it was tumeric.

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« Reply #83651 on: October 30, 2017, 11:31:51 PM »
They can't even enough pre-screened callers for a G2G show on a Tuesday night! Sad. Everyone recalls Art having hours of calls, and good ones and stories- frankly, sometimes I think he had to cut them off too soon- and now they can't even get, with pre-screening, call-backs, etc enough for a short show?
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31
George Noory hosts the traditional "Ghost to Ghost AM" Halloween show, where callers and guests share tales of ghostly encounters and contact with the afterworld. First hour guest, author, lecturer, and paranormal expert Bill Bean will discuss some of his most evil and disturbing cases, including exorcisms he's performed, as well as the world of curses, obsessions, and possessions by demonic entities.


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« Reply #83652 on: October 30, 2017, 11:54:16 PM »
They can't even enough pre-screened callers for a G2G show on a Tuesday night! Sad. Everyone recalls Art having hours of calls, and good ones and stories- frankly, sometimes I think he had to cut them off too soon- and now they can't even get, with pre-screening, call-backs, etc enough for a short show?
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31
George Noory hosts the traditional "Ghost to Ghost AM" Halloween show, where callers and guests share tales of ghostly encounters and contact with the afterworld. First hour guest, author, lecturer, and paranormal expert Bill Bean will discuss some of his most evil and disturbing cases, including exorcisms he's performed, as well as the world of curses, obsessions, and possessions by demonic entities.
Yep, Noory has done that since he took over the annual G2G show a few years ago, destroying yet another c2cam tradition.
He makes it just like the format as his weekly Friday shows, with a guest for an hour or two and then less than 2 hours of open lines often interrupted with quick guest callins.

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« Reply #83653 on: October 31, 2017, 12:03:59 AM »
They can't even enough pre-screened callers for a G2G show on a Tuesday night! Sad. Everyone recalls Art having hours of calls, and good ones and stories- frankly, sometimes I think he had to cut them off too soon- and now they can't even get, with pre-screening, call-backs, etc enough for a short show?
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31
George Noory hosts the traditional "Ghost to Ghost AM" Halloween show, where callers and guests share tales of ghostly encounters and contact with the afterworld. First hour guest, author, lecturer, and paranormal expert Bill Bean will discuss some of his most evil and disturbing cases, including exorcisms he's performed, as well as the world of curses, obsessions, and possessions by demonic entities.

Keep in mind Art Bell had 12 million listeners on any given night, Snorch barely musters 6 million in an entire week. Tomorrow I'll figure out the percentage of decrease, tonight I really don't care. And then there's the caliber of callers - when I listen to Art's callers on Somewhere in Time then compare their intelligence and articulation to Snorch's current pool of sycophants the disparity is incredible. I'd forgotten how intelligent the conversations of the '90s could be. Gosh I miss those days.

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« Reply #83654 on: October 31, 2017, 12:05:02 AM »
"I seem to have a router in my head."
                                - Joorch Noory, Mad As Hell, p 351

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« Reply #83655 on: October 31, 2017, 12:11:53 AM »
Why does George Knapp consistently manage to have interesting guests talking about interesting things while Snorch solicits the worst of the worst night after painful night? Did Snorch suck on batteries as a child? (stole than line from Willam the drag queen, thanks Willam).

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« Reply #83656 on: October 31, 2017, 12:38:58 AM »
Just heard "Anton and LaVey"

It was just an example of fumblegums, right? He does know Anton LaVey was just one person, doesn't he?

Sad part is he probably doesn't know. Poor Snorch, suddenly I feel sorry for him. Think I'll start calling him George.

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« Reply #83657 on: October 31, 2017, 01:20:30 AM »
10/30/2017 23:17.   "Weeerwolves..."

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« Reply #83658 on: October 31, 2017, 01:28:06 AM »
Keep in mind Art Bell had 12 million listeners on any given night, Snorch barely musters 6 million in an entire week...

I've seen numbers as high as 15 million.  There is no way it was ever even close to that. 

The population of the US when Art was getting ''15 million listeners'' was 300 million.  Was 5% of the populaton listening to Art Bell from 10pm-2am on the West Coast and 1am-4am on the East Coast?  One person of every 20 - man, woman, child, non-English speaking immigrant - tuning in to Art Bell in the middle of the night every single week night? 

Of course not.  I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and worked for a software company at the time.  A place where the unusual was the norm, as was staying up all night.  I wasn't aware of a single person that even knew who Art Bell was.

IMO, the 12 million, or 15 million, or whatever it was was either cums - each night's listeners added together cumulatively for the week - or just plain inflated.  Which is what radio shows do, which is why the audience is reported in cums for the week, which is why those numbers aren't released publicly the way the TV Nielsons are.

Still, 2.5 - 3 million per night is nothing to sneeze at.  Especially considering a large percentage of Art's fans listened to the entire show, unlike Noory, whose half a million listeners per night (if that) each mostly tune in for just a segment or two     


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« Reply #83659 on: October 31, 2017, 01:31:49 AM »
Just heard "Anton and LaVey"

It was just an example of fumblegums, right? He does know Anton LaVey was just one person, doesn't he?

Sad part is he probably doesn't know. Poor Snorch, suddenly I feel sorry for him. Think I'll start calling him George.

Don't get him started on Olivia, Newt and John.

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« Reply #83660 on: October 31, 2017, 03:22:08 AM »
"They really think they're wor-ulves."

George Noory.

--------------------
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There, wolf."

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« Reply #83661 on: October 31, 2017, 06:34:33 AM »
Why does George Knapp consistently manage to have interesting guests talking about interesting things while Snorch solicits the worst of the worst night after painful night? Did Snorch suck on batteries as a child? (stole than line from Willam the drag queen, thanks Willam).

That's my question. Do the guest hosts get to pc their guests? Knapp, Schrader, Syrett.............. all interesting shows with great guests. Snoory, yet another psychic medium.........

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« Reply #83662 on: October 31, 2017, 05:48:52 PM »
That's my question. Do the guest hosts get to pc their guests? Knapp, Schrader, Syrett.............. all interesting shows with great guests. Snoory, yet another psychic medium.........

I have it on good authority that it's a bit of both: picking their own and being told who the guests will be. I suspect Knapp is autonomous, though.

REG pretty good last night. Noory an irritating moron as usual. Nosferatu was mentioned, and while she was talking about it, Noory interrupted to ask 'When was that filmed?' Guiley picked up her thread only to have Joorch - a quick Google later - interrupt her again to announce '1922. It was filmed in 1922.'
He had an odd fingernail obsession last night. Asked a few times how long Max Shrek's finger nails were. 'They must have been six inches at least!' Later, he announced that his grandson wanted to be Freddy Kruger for Halloween. 'I said, "Wendy, does he have to? He's such a cute kid." But that's what he's doing, with the long fingernails and everything.' ???



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« Reply #83663 on: October 31, 2017, 06:16:05 PM »
"I seem to have a router in my head."
                                - Joorch Noory, Mad As Hell, p 351
Hey, is there a lot of drinking in that book?  There was in his novel.

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« Reply #83664 on: October 31, 2017, 06:23:09 PM »
I have it on good authority that it's a bit of both: picking their own and being told who the guests will be. I suspect Knapp is autonomous, though.

REG pretty good last night. Noory an irritating moron as usual. Nosferatu was mentioned, and while she was talking about it, Noory interrupted to ask 'When was that filmed?' Guiley picked up her thread only to have Joorch - a quick Google later - interrupt her again to announce '1922. It was filmed in 1922.'
He had an odd fingernail obsession last night. Asked a few times how long Max Shrek's finger nails were. 'They must have been six inches at least!' Later, he announced that his grandson wanted to be Freddy Kruger for Halloween. 'I said, "Wendy, does he have to? He's such a cute kid." But that's what he's doing, with the long fingernails and everything.' ???
Once again Norry viewing everything through a movie reference....and getting details (a pretty MAJOR detail) wrong.
-GNS

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« Reply #83665 on: October 31, 2017, 06:48:25 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.

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« Reply #83666 on: October 31, 2017, 09:14:34 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.
That sounds better than this.  Jorch being himself.


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« Reply #83667 on: October 31, 2017, 09:17:00 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.
That sounds better than this.  Jorch, just being himself.


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« Reply #83668 on: October 31, 2017, 09:21:03 PM »
That sounds better than this.  Jorch being himself.



Ya know...I've seen that pic a bunch of times and I know the puppet is from the movie "It's Alive."  However...what the hell is George trying to be?

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« Reply #83669 on: October 31, 2017, 09:25:43 PM »
Don't get him started on Olivia, Newt and John.


"Virginia in Atlanta.  Go ahead, Virgin..."