Midnight In The Desert

[Juan Cena]

No problem as long as they don't mess up our beach

Or the shoreline

[norland2424]

How come Heather hates Bellgab? Oh yeah, never mind

she had a bad reaction to jackstar calling in last week, he called her redacted

[trostol]

No problem as long as they don't mess up our beach

i have been lately dreaming of moving to cali for some reason lol

[zeebo]

No problem as long as they don't mess up our beach

Hey they already have a desert out there somewhere - bring a wading pool and have fun.

[K_Dubb]

SERIOUSLY??? Dude... You are like a virtual cornucopia of useless information and you NEVER heard of them?

Damn.

I have no defense, sir, but my own slack-jawed ignorance.

[Ciardelo]

Buster Brown used to have x-ray machines in the store ... you could put your feet inside and see your bones. Lead aprons? Ha.

Ha!

lol Life used to be funner.

[Juan Cena]

How come Heather hates Bellgab? Oh yeah, never mind

We need to get her to redirect her hate toward 4Chan

[GravitySucks]

Hey they already have a desert out there somewhere - bring a wading pool and have fun.

Too bad the Salton Sea is wasting away.

[SciFiAuthor]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

[Juan Cena]

Ha!

lol Life used to be funner.

And more radioactive

[zeebo]

Too bad the Salton Sea is wasting away.

Ha I think there's still some resort real estate available out there.

[GravitySucks]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

Whipper snapper

Why did you need shoes for a flipper anyways?

[Dr. MD MD]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

Do dolphins wear shoes on land? 

[TigerLily]

Well, shit! I just thought you were an asshole but now I respect and admire you. The dude's got money in his wallet. Stand clear!  :

Like Trump. "I'm a Billionaire, bitch!"

[Barfly]

Decided to come back for a bit, i see we have some sort of shoe discussion in the form, how intriguing.

[zeebo]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

If you were really cool you matched them with velcro wallet.

[Ciardelo]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

No shit? The shoes my daughter buys me has Velcro instead of laces nowadays...MMmm.

[GravitySucks]

Like Trump. "I'm a Billionaire, bitch!"

Or Bernie... "Give me your money, bitch!"  LOL

You know I hope he wins 😎

[SciFiAuthor]

Whipper snapper

Why did you need shoes for a flipper anyways?

I don't, I was just trying to fit in.

[SciFiAuthor]

If you were really cool you matched them with velcro wallet.

Yeah, I had the Velcro wallet too.

[Roswells, Art]

Or how about "Hi I'm Juan, and I promise not to bring up rods again."

This is just a blanket lol so i don't have to keep saying it.

[TigerLily]

Did they ever get that natural gas leak in Porter Ranch plugged up?

Cow farts

[Juan Cena]

Too bad the Salton Sea is wasting away.

Some people say that there's a woman to blame.

[Barfly]

Cow farts

The cure to all mankind's energy issues

[magick727]

Yeah, I had the Velcro wallet too.

Ocean Pacific?

[GravitySucks]

I have no defense, sir, but my own slack-jawed ignorance.

That really bummed me out. If their sign was in some lost language, you would have deciphered it for us. If they had Sanskrit writings on the soles, you would have translated. If someone had worn them on Whidbey Island in 1916, you would have told us the name of the child and what their grandparents did for a living.

LOL

[trostol]

All I remember about shoes when I was a kid was Velcro instead of laces 

pretty sure if you had laces you would of hung yourself or the laces would have..attacked you or something

[Juan Cena]

Decided to come back for a bit, i see we have some sort of shoe discussion in the form, how intriguing.

It's our little version of SEC Shoe Wars.

[GravitySucks]

Cow farts

Some day I will tell you a story about cow farts and a new planetary lander prototype.

[comaphobe]

i had 20 eyelets.