Midnight In The Desert

[trostol]

guest about to get dropped...

dont think she has the stones to do that

[Richard Groyper]

I wish I could fax in a dick pic.

[akwilly]

It's almost 1am here,  way to early in the morning.  If these shows started way earlier in the evening my time, I would call in.

Oh come on! Womens voices are sexier when they are sleepy

[GravitySucks]

It's almost 1am here,  way to early in the morning.  If these shows started way earlier in the evening my time, I would call in.

You don't have to be dressed to call. LOL

[Juan Cena]

So the Brown Mtn Lights could be portals doorways?

[Donald Noory]

dont think she has the stones to do that

She said she has brass balls.

[akwilly]

So the Brown Mtn Lights could be portals doorways?

rods man, rods.

[Mick Mann]

Tulsa. the Oil Capitol of the World.

Land of oil and gas and dead indicted executives

My God I should have never looked on.  How right you are about Tulsa Smells like your car is on fire every time you drive through.  My folks were born here and went to California during depression.  I lived in San Joaquin Valley during youth and in Carmel and then came out to Oklahoma because my grandkids are here.  I wouldnt drink the water here (bottled) and drink filtered water.  I thought I would move here when I got too old to get bored.  I am not that old yet.  Roads are crap, fat people and heart attacks are overly abundant.  I would much rather have a little smog than Oklahoma air during ragweed season.  Everyone here has a cracked windshield from the crap roads......oh, DONT GET ME STARTED.  Thanks alot Ciardelo. Ha Ha.....it's really not funny.  We get notices about bad water several times a year here.  Last time the idiot checking the water used the same tester for the potable water as he used for the sewer water and we got a report that there was e coli in the drinking water.  There is a adjective the rest of the world has for the word Okie and it starts with a D.  This is truly and third world country right in the heartland of the USA. Internet sucks too.  Oh, someone please stop me. 

[Juan Cena]

I wish I could fax in a dick pic.

Which Dick did you have in mind?

Cheney?
Clark?
Nixon?
Vitalle?
Trickle?

[Belles]

The earliest report of Marfa lights was like 1883.

Very true so I'm not sure why they say it's the car lights and inversion, etc

[zeebo]

rods man, rods.

always a safe bet to explain the unexplained

[norland2424]

Which Dick did you have in mind?

Cheney?
Clark?
Nixon?
Vitalle?
Trickle?

No Hoagland?

[Richard Groyper]

Which Dick did you have in mind?

Cheney?
Clark?
Nixon?
Vitalle?
Trickle?

Dick Armey

[Ciardelo]

She said she has brass balls.

You appear to be a fan of balls. Good on you. We accept all types and persuasions here.

Braise MV!

And apparently you can clense your system too!

[akwilly]

My God I should have never looked on.  How right you are about Tulsa Smells like your car is on fire every time you drive through.  My folks were born here and went to California during depression.  I lived in San Joaquin Valley during youth and in Carmel and then came out to Oklahoma because my grandkids are here.  I wouldnt drink the water here (bottled) and drink filtered water.  I thought I would move here when I got too old to get bored.  I am not that old yet.  Roads are crap, fat people and heart attacks are overly abundant.  I would much rather have a little smog than Oklahoma air during ragweed season.  Everyone here has a cracked windshield from the crap roads......oh, DONT GET ME STARTED.  Thanks alot Ciardelo. Ha Ha.....it's really not funny.  We get notices about bad water several times a year here.  Last time the idiot checking the water used the same tester for the potable water as he used for the sewer water and we got a report that there was e coli in the drinking water.  There is a adjective the rest of the world has for the word Okie and it starts with a D.  This is truly and third world country right in the heartland of the USA. Internet sucks too.  Oh, someone please stop me.

Might I suggest you take a nice little vacation to Picher OK? OOps I forgot, they condemned the whole town because it was falling into the sinkholes created by the coal mining.

[Richard Groyper]

No Hoagland?

That's a "19.5 Richard"

[Donald Noory]

You appear to be a fan of balls. Good on you. We accept all types and persuasions here.

Braise MV!

And apparently you can clense your system too!

Could you enlighten us on what type of strap-on she uses with her brass balls?

[magick727]

dont think she has the stones to do that

I stand corrected.

There's something awkwardly enjoyable with a host that spends the first hour vetting whether the guest is a troll or just incompetent.  The incompetent verdict came in when she said "Interesting" before the break.

[Donald Noory]

Hey Art's back!  Err....

[Ciardelo]

My God I should have never looked on.  How right you are about Tulsa Smells like your car is on fire every time you drive through.  My folks were born here and went to California during depression.  I lived in San Joaquin Valley during youth and in Carmel and then came out to Oklahoma because my grandkids are here.  I wouldnt drink the water here (bottled) and drink filtered water.  I thought I would move here when I got too old to get bored.  I am not that old yet.  Roads are crap, fat people and heart attacks are overly abundant.  I would much rather have a little smog than Oklahoma air during ragweed season.  Everyone here has a cracked windshield from the crap roads......oh, DONT GET ME STARTED.  Thanks alot Ciardelo. Ha Ha.....it's really not funny.  We get notices about bad water several times a year here.  Last time the idiot checking the water used the same tester for the potable water as he used for the sewer water and we got a report that there was e coli in the drinking water.  There is a adjective the rest of the world has for the word Okie and it starts with a D.  This is truly and third world country right in the heartland of the USA. Internet sucks too.  Oh, someone please stop me.

Go on...you apparently were on the West side. That's where the poor people are...please tell us more chimp.

[Belles]

Every time I hear the thunder I expect to hear burning sky by bad company!

[GravitySucks]

Very true so I'm not sure why they say it's the car lights and inversion, etc

They've had universities set up recorders and spectography studies and most of the lights seem to be some phenomenon with headlights on US 67, but some of the sightings don't move in the same pattern as the most common sightings. Who knows?  It has a lot of interest up in that part of Texas.

I guess you can equate it to watching a laser light show. You know it is lasers, but it looks cool and different than viewing headlights anywhere else.

I've never had the pleasure is seeing them, but I will go try nonetheless.

[Juan Cena]

rods man, rods.

I've gotten in enough Rod-related trouble with Heather.

[Richard Groyper]

Could you enlighten us on what type of strap-on she uses with her brass balls?

That's a "19.5 Richard"

[jjsmooth]

braaapps!

[Roswells, Art]

I'd  call in if I had been listening.

[Donald Noory]

hey that's rude, just because his chair made noise, Heather has no room to criticize anyone with her half-assed show

[akwilly]

hey that's rude, just because his chair made noise, Heather has no room to criticize anyone with her half-assed show

She has turned into a chair elitist since she got herself a new one.

[Belles]

They've had universities set up recorders and spectography studies and most of the lights seem to be some phenomenon with headlights on US 67, but some of the sightings don't move in the same pattern as the most common sightings. Who knows?  It has a lot of interest up in that part of Texas.

I guess you can equate it to watching a laser light show. You know it is lasers, but it looks cool and different than viewing headlights anywhere else.

I've never had the pleasure is seeing them, but I will go try nonetheless.

I'd like to see them too.  Have you ever been to the place in San Antonio where your car goes UP over the railroad tracks when it's in neutral?  I have and it happens.  I think they explained that on some gravitational something haha.

[Lilith]

Is Paul from south central Kentucky, a bellgabber?