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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

zeebo

Quote from: starrmtn001 on February 27, 2016, 12:14:51 AM
Or one of them there city slicker lawn gnomes.

The hubrids of the gnome world.

Barfly

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 27, 2016, 12:11:06 AM
Do you have a picture of Lisa?
I do, i got to get it from my NAS, this may take a bit..here is a pic of the rear fender in Steph



Hollow Man

Quote from: TinCupChalice on February 27, 2016, 12:13:58 AM
Holy shit! I could swear I'd heard she died ten years ago! I am... pleased to stand corrected.

Maybe you did.

Kolchak

I haven't listened for a few weeks, but it's clear Heather has still not mastered the ability to quickly ferret out a bad call and move on.

ShayP

Quote from: The King of Kings on February 27, 2016, 12:17:05 AM
Inception was released in 2010.

Heather starts filling in on a radio show December 2015.

"I don't have time to watch movies, I am constantly working on this show."

Hoagie used the same excuse.

Kolchak

"I'm an alien"

"Why?"

"My uncle worked at NASA and one time I met Ted Bundy."

CASE CLOSED

starrmtn001

Quote from: albrecht on February 27, 2016, 12:16:52 AM
Laura Bush told a version of this old joke using her husband as victim, but not bull (or goats) but horse. This is the most hilarious response I've seen too it:
http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n2033.cfm
Thank you for the link albrecht.  It's quite lengthy so I'll read it later. ;)

Fuck dude, everybody's met Ted Bundy. I feel left out.

trostol

Quote from: The King of Kings on February 27, 2016, 12:17:05 AM
Inception was released in 2010.

Heather starts filling in on a radio show December 2015.

"I don't have time to watch movies, I am constantly working on this show."

she was probably being abducted by shadow squatches with dogmen pets


GravitySucks

Quote from: Barfly on February 27, 2016, 12:17:36 AM
I do, i got to get it from my NAS, this may take a bit..here is a pic of the rear fender in Steph


Sweet.

Is that why you call her NASty Lisa?

starrmtn001

Quote from: Barfly on February 27, 2016, 12:17:36 AM
I do, i got to get it from my NAS, this may take a bit..here is a pic of the rear fender in Steph

Is this your artwork?  It's so beautiful!

Hollow Man


Barfly

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 27, 2016, 12:21:53 AM
Sweet.

Is that why you call her NASty Lisa?
This is Stephanie, i also have Marilyn and Lisa.

Quote from: Hollow Man on February 27, 2016, 12:23:59 AM
That fucker got around.

Makes one wonder where he got time to get all those murders done. He must have been burning the candle at both ends.

Taco Bell

Quote from: TinCupChalice on February 27, 2016, 12:20:28 AM
Fuck dude, everybody's met Ted Bundy. I feel left out.

Would rather have met AL Bundy.

Barfly

Quote from: starrmtn001 on February 27, 2016, 12:22:49 AM
Is this your artwork?  It's so beautiful!
Not my work, actually i bought this bike from a female gynecologist.
Work was done by a local airbrush guy in Key West about 3 years ago, sadly he is now a crackhead, such a waste of talent  :(

GravitySucks

Quote from: Hollow Man on February 27, 2016, 12:23:59 AM
That fucker got around.

I was in several 12 step meetings with a guy that totally freaked me out. He stopped showing up. Saw him on the news for killing his wife, who was a cop, stuffing her body into a 55 gallon drum and filling it with cement. He still had the drum in the back of his truck. I guess once he filled it with cement, he couldn't move it.

Quote from: Taco Bell on February 27, 2016, 12:27:31 AM
Would rather have met AL Bundy.

Ted would have been the better conversationalist. Al would have been more fun to run into in a bar.

ShayP

Quote from: Barfly on February 27, 2016, 12:28:21 AM
Not my work, actually i bought this bike from a female gynecologist.
Work was done by a local airbrush guy in Key West about 3 years ago, sadly he is now a crackhead, such a waste of talent  :(

A female Gynecologist that rode a Harley. Hmmm..... :D

starrmtn001

Quote from: Barfly on February 27, 2016, 12:28:21 AM
Not my work, actually i bought this bike from a female gynecologist.
Work was done by a local airbrush guy in Key West about 3 years ago, sadly he is now a crackhead, such a waste of talent  :(
That is sad.  His art looks almost like a photograph.

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 27, 2016, 12:28:53 AM
I was in several 12 step meetings with a guy that totally freaked me out. He stopped showing up. Saw him on the news for killing his wife, who was a cop, stuffing her body into a 55 gallon drum and filling it with cement. He still had the drum in the back of his truck. I guess once he filled it with cement, he couldn't move it.

Holy shit. That's a good one. Why did he freak you out? Just bad vibes?

Hollow Man

Quote from: TinCupChalice on February 27, 2016, 12:26:34 AM
Makes one wonder where he got time to get all those murders done. He must have been burning the candle at both ends.

He was an overachiever, no doubt about it...

Taco Bell

Quote from: TinCupChalice on February 27, 2016, 12:29:37 AM
Ted would have been the better conversationalist. Al would have been more fun to run into in a bar.

At the nudie bar...

RoseGirl

Quote from: Barfly on February 27, 2016, 12:25:54 AM
This is Stephanie, i also have Marilyn and Lisa.

Lemme guess....Powers, Monroe and Prestley?

:)

albrecht

Quote from: starrmtn001 on February 27, 2016, 12:20:06 AM
Thank you for the link albrecht.  It's quite lengthy so I'll read it later. ;)
It is likely not worth it. It is an uber conspiracy anti-NWO EndTimes last days before the Tribulation type of site. But sorta funny.

GravitySucks

Quote from: TinCupChalice on February 27, 2016, 12:31:07 AM
Holy shit. That's a good one. Why did he freak you out? Just bad vibes?

Totally. Usually in those meetings you can judge if people want to be there or have to be there because of the courts. This guy just looked like he was pure evil and had no idea why he was there.

starrmtn001

Quote from: albrecht on February 27, 2016, 12:31:58 AM
It is likely not worth it. It is an uber conspiracy anti-NWO EndTimes last days before the Tribulation type of site. But sorta funny.
Got it.  Thanks. ;)

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