Midnight In The Desert

[trostol]

now the squirrel has me wanting my damned white russians lol

[Juan Cena]

honestly..unless it is paranormal..we aren't gonna see anyone good on

Heather says she was open to non-paranormal guests.

[Barfly]

If can handle  bad Pac-12 games, he can do three hours.

Good point, If she does have him on i may have to start doing mushrooms again to understand his rants.

[trostol]

Heather says she was open to non-paranormal guests.

yeah good luck with that...paranormal is her interest..do not see her straying far from it

[K_Dubb]

How do you have it k_dubb ..?  Maybe there's a wintery gin concoction I'm missing.

Nothing special, just a regular martini with an olive.  So much depends on the gin.  There's a place here that makes it with Sapphire and garnishes with the end of a Douglas Fir branch.  Mostly for the smell.

[Belles]

chicken salt?? 

It's actually powdered chicken broth mixed with salt but it's so good on chips.

[Belles]

Juan,

Great call as always. Keep calling.

[trostol]

It's actually powdered chicken broth mixed with salt but it's so good on chips.

doesnt sound bad..just weird lol

[zeebo]

now the squirrel has me wanting my damned white russians lol

Not sure how I did that but I'm happy about it anyways.

[akwilly]

I enjoyed the show tonight. Open lines are my favorite. Maybe it wouldn't be that way if I weren't on chat during the show.

[PaulAtreides]

I enjoyed the show tonight. Open lines are my favorite. Maybe it wouldn't be that way if I weren't on chat during the show.

Open lines are generally a suckfest.  Especially when 2/3 of the callers are vape toking, live in mother's basement, forty year old virgins who inhabit the Art Bell Forum.

[Auslandia]

Open lines are generally a suckfest.  Especially when 2/3 of the callers are vape toking, live in mother's basement, forty year old virgins who inhabit the Art Bell Forum.

Please stop calling in.

[Uncle Duke]

So did Art show up?

[PKaiser]

That would be a big negatory, good buddy!

[littlechris]

Please stop calling in.

Lolz

[Dyna-X]

I was on the air, and y'all ignored it. I'm sad.

No worries, I heard you. Good job.

Around here though, getting on the air will get you one of two things: 1)You will be ignored (no matter how good your story or question is 2) you will be mocked by people that barely have the mental dexterity to post an avatar and/or drink cheap beer. Neither is a good situation.

People who say "not to be an asshole, but...." Are being major assholes.   Witnessed first hand.

[pate]

Mostly Agree

[Dyna-X]

Mostly Agree

Sorry pate, I know you don't drink cheap beer.

[zeebo]

Hi Dyna, haven't seen you around much lately.  Good to see your posts.

[Dyna-X]

Hi Dyna, haven't seen you around much lately.  Good to see your posts.

Hey Hey! Glad to see you again as well.
I had to stay away for a while. I saw too much here that disgusted me to the core. Things have only marginally improved, but I guess I just needed a break. Yes, free speech is a good thing, I am just worn down by those that don't treat that right with any respect for themselves or others.

[GravitySucks]

Hey Hey! Glad to see you again as well.
I had to stay away for a while. I saw too much here that disgusted me to the core. Things have only marginally improved, but I guess I just needed a break. Yes, free speech is a good thing, I am just worn down by those that don't treat that right with any respect for themselves or others.

Glad you're back. Hopefully the site has reached some sort of equilibrium. Wish we still had the ignore feature though.

[Dyna-X]

Glad you're back. Hopefully the site has reached some sort of equilibrium. Wish we still had the ignore feature though.

Thanks. I try to see the upside of having no ignore feature. It makes it easier to remind myself of who to avoid and never to become friends with offsite.

[pate]

Speaking of avatars D-X, yours (right now) looks like the Arabic numeral nine followed by the Roman numeral nine.

A comment on the 99%, or something I am too obtuse (lacking in mental dexterity, heh) to figure out?

[Dyna-X]

Speaking of avatars D-X, yours (right now) looks like the Arabic numeral nine followed by the Roman numeral nine.

A comment on the 99%, or something I am too obtuse (lacking in mental dexterity, heh) to figure out?

I'll give you that. A clever observation. Fair enough. Who knows, maybe you are borderline genius material.

[pate]

Bored-ur-line sumtheen's goeen on, fur shure...

Ima full-on drunk sometimes, cheers!

[SredniVashtar]

Hey, thanks for the shout-out, Svend. Much appreciated.

You're welcome. I am a big fan of the elderly and insane, and like to help out wherever I can. So consider this a window of opportunity - although it would have to be a pretty large window if you were going to fit through it.

Yes, not as busy as it should be and eventually will be, but we do get usually about 4 to 6 people signing up per day.

I never knew they allowed internet access in psych wards. That's very enlightened, and explains many of your posts. Perhaps you should encourage your Indian spirit guide to sign up too? Chief Shitting Bull, or whatever his name is.

And, of course, we are new and not yet out in the search engines. But again, thanks for your interest.

Really? I Googled 'delirious cat lady balls' and your site was right at the top of the page.

Do you have a web site, by the way? And what do you do for a living? Just wondering.

I am a cetologist. I have a site called 'WhaleWatchers.org'. We also put out a calendar each year too. You're Miss November, so congratulations. And, no, you won't be getting a cheque, you'll only spend it on food.

[Juan]

Shreddy, shouldn't you and Yorkie be debating Brexit?

[GravitySucks]

You're welcome. I am a big fan...

I tried reading your post using your sophisticated accent, and it still came across as totally inappropriate and cruel, even for you.  You did use good grammar, but if that was meant to be funny, the British humour was lost on me.

[SredniVashtar]

Shreddy, shouldn't you and Yorkie be debating Brexit?

We would, but he's still got his gimp mask on and I have lost the padlock.

[SredniVashtar]

I tried reading your post using your sophisticated accent, and it still came across as totally inappropriate and cruel, even for you.  You did use good grammar, but if that was meant to be funny, the British humour was lost on me.

It really should be called 'Midnight in the Dessert', shouldn't it? It could be all about eating cheesecake in the dark. I am sure she can provide at least as much insight into that as she does into boring us all with fairy talk and isolation tanks.