Midnight In The Desert

Bart Ell · May 17, 2018, 11:09:28 AM

Quote from: Magpie on May 17, 2018, 11:05:57 AM
Bart Ell, when does the ghost cream come back in stock?! I don't wanna miss out on this sale price!

As soon as my people can collect enough raven urine to make the next batch!

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:10:03 AM

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 17, 2018, 11:09:28 AM
As soon as my people can collect enough raven urine to make the next batch!

Are you saying someone has to pee the raven? :

paladin1991 · May 17, 2018, 11:10:55 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 07:37:01 AM
It's classic cluster B behavior. Blame shifting, poor me, nothing is my fault etc. Her and Lasha are two of the same. Also the pathological lying. Two becoming one cigarette story. Total bullshit. The baby Alex nonsense. All of it is really in a word, insane. Who behaves like this? What rational, normal person does this?

Okay, I've poked around looking for the cigarette story. No dice. How does that one go? She and ART shared a smoke in the desert?

Bart Ell · May 17, 2018, 11:11:26 AM

Quote from: brig on May 17, 2018, 10:58:02 AM
Does this mean I'm not allowed to give my extras away for free anymore, like this?

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Not at all.
Yours are shit quality.
Mine are made from #legacy.
#LEGACY

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:11:40 AM

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 17, 2018, 11:05:53 AM
Aye, those were heady days. I don't blame anyone for giving her a fair shake. Let us not forget that our fearless leader himself once memorably wielded that sword.

Oh wait...you're recalling Art's wishes regarding his hand-picked legacy maiden?

Well those I thought had expired here...

Huh....

bellNwhistle · May 17, 2018, 11:11:54 AM

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 17, 2018, 11:10:55 AM
Okay, I've poked around looking for the cigarette story. No dice. How does that one go? She and ART shared a smoke in the desert?

That or Alex picked up one of his cigarettes, which then spoke to him. He called it â€œPapaâ€.

Bart Ell · May 17, 2018, 11:12:07 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:10:03 AM
Are you saying someone has to pee the raven? :

Not someone.
People.
Many ones.

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:12:33 AM

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 17, 2018, 11:10:55 AM
Okay, I've poked around looking for the cigarette story. No dice. How does that one go? She and ART shared a smoke in the desert?

No according to her after Art died one of the two emergency smokes he kept in the middle desk drawer in the broadcasting cuckshed mysteriously vanished. He did this so only she would know he was there with her. Her story not mine. I don't believe a word of her bullshit.

Clede · May 17, 2018, 11:12:56 AM

Loving fans!

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:13:18 AM

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 17, 2018, 11:10:55 AM
Okay, I've poked around looking for the cigarette story. No dice. How does that one go? She and ART shared a smoke in the desert?

No...of the 2 cigarettes Heather claimed Art left in his desk one turned up missing.

She stated she was meticulous in looking for it afterward with no luck.

Socks and car keys have been known to behave in a similar manner.

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:13:25 AM

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 11:11:54 AM
That or Alex picked up one of his cigarettes, which then spoke to him. He called it â€œPapaâ€.

Your version is much better than hers! You're hired!

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:14:01 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:12:33 AM
No according to her after Art died one of the two emergency smokes he kept in the middle desk drawer in the broadcasting cuckshed mysteriously vanished. He did this so only she would know he was there with her. Her story not mine. I don't believe a word of her bullshit.

Why not?

Have you never had a sock go to the other dimension?

bellNwhistle · May 17, 2018, 11:14:10 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:12:33 AM
No according to her after Art died one of the two emergency smokes he kept in the middle desk drawer in the broadcasting cuckshed mysteriously vanished. He did this so only she would know he was there with her. Her story not mine. I don't believe a word of her bullshit.

omg, Seriously?

SpookyTim · May 17, 2018, 11:14:36 AM

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2018, 11:01:06 AM
Ha, Good stuff so far! Now someone needs to record and mix it!

I have a pretty decent falsetto. And I work in a radio station with production facilities. I may give it a go later.

bellNwhistle · May 17, 2018, 11:14:46 AM

Quote from: Clede on May 17, 2018, 11:12:56 AM
Loving fans!

Oh gawd :

:

Let us know if she says yes.

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:14:47 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:13:25 AM
Your version is much better than hers! You're hired!

Get it straight - "da-da", not "papa"...

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:15:01 AM

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 11:14:10 AM
omg, Seriously?

For real.

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:15:46 AM

Quote from: Metron2267 on May 17, 2018, 11:14:47 AM
Get it straight - "da-da", not "papa"...

I didn't make up the alternative version. That would be BellNWhistle but thanks for playing.

bellNwhistle · May 17, 2018, 11:15:46 AM

Quote from: Metron2267 on May 17, 2018, 11:14:01 AM
Why not?

Have you never had a sock go to the other dimension?

Okay, but would you automatically believe it was a message from the other side?

bellNwhistle · May 17, 2018, 11:16:46 AM

Quote from: Metron2267 on May 17, 2018, 11:14:47 AM
Get it straight - "da-da", not "papa"...

Iâ€™m telling my own story. I can have Alex say â€œfatherâ€ if I want.

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:16:56 AM

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 11:15:46 AM
Okay, but would you automatically believe it was a message from the other side?

Fuck no, I'm a skeptic. Someone would have to literally float above my bed....nevermind.

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:17:24 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:15:46 AM
I didn't make up the alternative version. That would be BellNWhistle but thanks for playing.

Endorsement by repetition, check.

albrecht · May 17, 2018, 11:17:29 AM

Quote from: SpookyTim on May 17, 2018, 11:14:36 AM
I have a pretty decent falsetto. And I work in a radio station with production facilities. I may give it a go later.

That would be awesome. Pretty soon we will have enough material for an album!

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:18:10 AM

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 11:16:46 AM
Iâ€™m telling my own story. I can have Alex say â€œfatherâ€ if I want.

Why the desire to spread fake news?

Isn't there enough actual froth without signing your name in the milk?

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:18:41 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:16:56 AM
Fuck no, I'm a skeptic. Someone would have to literally float above my bed....nevermind.

Monroe Institute.

ponyboysunset · May 17, 2018, 11:19:36 AM

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 17, 2018, 11:16:46 AM
Iâ€™m telling my own story. I can have Alex say â€œfatherâ€ if I want.

I'm on board. Let's start working on the play version of the script. What else have you got?

Radio Activity · May 17, 2018, 11:20:40 AM

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 17, 2018, 11:12:07 AM
Not someone.
People.
Many ones.

New product suggestion:

LadyFish · May 17, 2018, 11:20:45 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:12:33 AM
No according to her after Art died one of the two emergency smokes he kept in the middle desk drawer in the broadcasting cuckshed mysteriously vanished. He did this so only she would know he was there with her. Her story not mine. I don't believe a word of her bullshit.

And HLW further embellished her story by saying that one of her not to be named friends interpreted it to mean that â€œ the two had become oneâ€ - that now her and Art were joined ( or roughly something like that).

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:20:56 AM

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2018, 11:19:36 AM
I'm on board. Let's start working on the play version of the script. What else have you got?

Dislocated fanaticism?

Metron2267 · May 17, 2018, 11:21:45 AM

Quote from: LadyFish on May 17, 2018, 11:20:45 AM
And HLW further embellished her story by saying that one of her not to be named friends interpreted it to mean that â€œ the two had become oneâ€ - that now her and Art were joined ( or roughly something like that).

Heather is in a precarious mental purgatory, duh.