Midnight In The Desert

[Catsmile]

R2-D2 and C-3P0 get married. :::SPOILER ALERT:::

[ChandlersDad]

I use the term "new" loosely. Basically, it's the portion of the "old" audience that feels like listening to her, maybe even paying for the privilege. There is an initial period of self-selection going on. That's the advertising/marketing term. What will remain will be her audience, but still will have loyalty to Art. That would be the plan, anyway. But the numbers have to work.

I will listen for free, but I certainly would never pay to hear Heather.

[norland2424]

sorry I spoiled the highlight of your year nerdy fanboy, get out of your mom's basement once in a while

nah i dont even give a shit about that, you have always been an annoying little cunt, we get you have a small penis so you project on here.

[Chronaut]

Ahhh...the Chuck Missler connection.  There's just no escape from crazy in this country.

[Donald Noory]

R2-D2 and C-3P0 get married. :::SPOILER ALERT:::

Goddam man! You just ruined my whole year! I'm still sleeping outside the theater waiting to get in!

[Ciardelo]

And pizza.

Indeed. And Pizza.

[Zenman]

I would think the giant skull fossils would not only be shaped differently than regular ones but would be huge in comparison, no?

[Donald Noory]

nah i dont even give a shit about that, you have always been an annoying little cunt, we get you have a small penis so you project on here.

nyuck nyuck that one really pissed off the nerdboys like you huh

[ChandlersDad]

I'm just tuning in.  Wtf is this show about?

Visualize the 700 Club discussing how everything supernatural proves the Bible is literally true.

[Ciardelo]

nah i dont even give a shit about that, you have always been an annoying little cunt, we get you have a small penis so you project on here.

I think he drives a big pickup truck with truck nuts.

[Barfly]

I'm just tuning in.  Wtf is this show about?

Unusual masturbation techniques, o wait, maybe im listening to the wrong channel.

[SciFiAuthor]

R2-D2 and C-3P0 get married. :::SPOILER ALERT:::

Nasty wedding night sex scene?

[Dr. MD MD]

another illiterate person can't read labels huh?

Oh how clever! you put it right before that. That makes it all better. Hey, I thought 4chiners were supposed to be aligned with Anonymous who claim to be fighting ISIS? So, I guess that's off now as you're all clearly busy trying to ruin Art Bell and Star Wars for everyone. Get a life, asshole!

[Chronaut]

I will listen for free, but I certainly would never pay to hear Heather.

$5/mo for a show you enjoy listening to seems like a deal to me.

[albrecht]

http://ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/pressrelease/study_sheds_light_on_what_causes_cells_to_divide

Yeah but all you docs still can't cure cancer(s) for the most part. Or can you and keeping it hidden due to big pharma. And many of the most prescribed drugs, particularly psychiatric, have blind studies showing placebo level effects, effects going away, or even contraindications (and also studies not reproducible later.)  I think I'll take my toomeric and ride dinosaurs with Adam Eve.

[Lilith]

Many things are locked away in museums.  Also, saying evolution is just a theory is silly or only meaningful by scientific definition.  This man Martini holds pseudoscientific beliefs, and a misunderstanding of genetics.

Ah Yes!  Just as I had suspected! 

[albrecht]

Indeed. And Pizza.

with Pizza Punch, obviously. Or now do we need to quit that now? What is the datecode on that stuff?

[Auslandia]

God dammit this show fucking blows.  The guest is an idiot and Heather is talking to him as if he's got something useful to say.  I'd hang up on his dumb ass and go to open lines.

[trostol]

Unusual masturbation techniques, o wait, maybe im listening to the wrong channel.

that may have been more interesting lol

[Ciardelo]

I would think the giant skull fossils would not only be shaped differently than regular ones but would be huge in comparison, no?

I never know how to answer those. Do I say yes to agree with you? Or do I say no to agree with you?

I'm just going to say: Well, yes and no Zen. 

[ChandlersDad]

Evidently, Art's stalker doesn't mind him doing commercials.

[Catsmile]

Is Artz stalker gonna approve of him doing new adz?
WHY WON'T ART THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[norland2424]

nyuck nyuck that one really pissed off the nerdboys like you huh

lol how old are you anyway?

[Chronaut]

God dammit this show fucking blows.  The guest is an idiot and Heather is talking to him as if he's got something useful to say.  I'd hang up on his dumb ass and go to open lines.

I really liked this idea for .3 sec, then I remembered open lines on Friday 

[Element 115]

Evidently, Art's stalker doesn't mind him doing commercials.

Yeah that was a new commercial by Art.

[albrecht]

She has some good bumpers.

[Catsmile]

Nasty wedding night sex scene?

I thought it was a bit mechanical. Fifty Shades of Gay. 

[techiebryson]

   theres one for sale on ebay i found for you for 5 dollars   http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-car-shaped-colonge-aftershave-bottles-Avon-Lander-/281777030418?hash=item419b384512:g:v-MAAOSw~OdVdeRr

I looked on eBay for the CD-ROMs of all the old ArtBell.com content

Thanks for checking on eBay for me the truck

[Woks Wong]

Yeah but all you docs still can't cure cancer(s) for the most part. Or can you and keeping it hidden due to big pharma. And many of the most prescribed drugs, particularly psychiatric, have blind studies showing placebo level effects, effects going away, or even contraindications (and also studies not reproducible later.)  I think I'll take my toomeric and ride dinosaurs with Adam Eve.

Current science cannot get us to another sun in a lifetime; therefore, current physics is wrong.

[sydtron]

Unusual masturbation techniques, o wait, maybe im listening to the wrong channel.

Yes. Youre on the prison channel.  Move just 5khz down frequency. 
Btw.  Our Bears are fucked arent they? Whew!  Oh well. Wait till next year.  (Official chi motto)