Spacing after periods

[nooryisawesome]

So this thread is not about how long you should wait before having sex with a girl who just had her period?

[Richard Groyper]

So this thread is not about how long you should wait before having sex with a girl who just had her period?

Is the back door open?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So this thread is not about how long you should wait before having sex with a girl who just had her period?

You want the Catholic thread.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I italicize non-American words from Europe and other non America places and shit.

[GravitySucks]

   I italicize non-American words from Europe and other non America places and shit.

Why italicize shit?

[GravitySucks]

So this thread is not about how long you should wait before having sex with a girl who just had her period?

/reported

[Caruthers612]

I suggest 26 to 28 days.

          See, that was a little joke, that you made there. I didn't fail to notice, I'll have you know. Further, I applaud the slightly rude nature of your jest, and raise you a pair of fake comic breasts.

[albrecht]

You want the Catholic thread.

Or on the Muslim/Jew thread- I think they even go into more details on the subject than the mackerel snappers; just write about it different directions. Oh, was I just politically incorrect? My bad. Diagram the sentence and tell me what I did wrong!

[Caruthers612]

It is only a "thing" insofar as it has been made one by self-appointed arbiters who have no actual control, power, authority or standing to insist it be done away with besides their hubris and arrogance.  I shall punctuate according to the actual rules, not at the whim of a gaggle of cretins.
**M**

           But tell us how you really feel.  Wow, dude, or dudette, you are both eloquent and pithy. Your slings and arrows are well flown, their targets even now grabbing their balls and rolling about in a fetal position. As I don't recall seeing you 'round these parts much, mabuse, may I ask what brings you out this evening? I love me a gal wot can join battle with verbal volleys one upon the other, so cry foul and unleash the dogs of whatsit.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I knew this was going to be controversial, but I had no idea the traction it would get.

[Eddie Coyle]

the mackerel snappers;

    I will perpetuate the stereotype by pointing out I had fish and mashed potatoes for dinner. And I'm currently drinking whiskey and beer.

[wr250]

    I will perpetuate the stereotype by pointing out I had fish and mashed potatoes for dinner. And I'm currently drinking whiskey and beer.

that would be one bourbon, one scotch , and 1 beer?

[zeebo]

... In fact I read that double spacing after periods is a sure sign you're over 40 and out of touch. 

Lucky for me, this is exactly the image I'm shooting for.

[Eddie Coyle]

that would be one bourbon, one scotch , and 1 beer?

    Yup, I wanna get drunk and make it real clear...

[MABUSE]

           But tell us how you really feel.  Wow, dude, or dudette, you are both eloquent and pithy. Your slings and arrows are well flown, their targets even now grabbing their balls and rolling about in a fetal position. As I don't recall seeing you 'round these parts much, mabuse, may I ask what brings you out this evening? I love me a gal wot can join battle with verbal volleys one upon the other, so cry foul and unleash the dogs of whatsit.

I've been a denizen from the very earliest days of this group, in its earliest incarnations, on other sites, in fact.  The Nuri pathgen eventually cured me of radio but, with the Return of the King, Rex Artutus, I occassionally once again make forays here. 
**M**

[chefist]

I've been a denizen from the very earliest days of this group, in its earliest incarnations, on other sites, in fact.  The Nuri pathgen eventually cured me of radio but, with the Return of the King, Rex Artutus, I occassionally once again make forays here. 
**M**

Welcome home Mabusus Maximus...

[albrecht]

    Yup, I wanna get drunk and make it real clear...

The comma is KEY to the lyrics, without it the song is a failure. And I don't care what the white man say the Thorogood version is my favorite- even if stolen.

[Eddie Coyle]

The comma is KEY to the lyrics, without it the song is a failure. And I don't care what the white man say the Thorogood version is my favorite- even if stolen.

    And the Thorogood version will live on in classic rock radio as long as there are DJ's who want to hit the shitter for 8 minutes. In taverns across America, Thorogood and his canon of drunk songs are bigger than the Beatles.

[chefist]

    And the Thorogood version will live on in classic rock radio as long as there are DJ's who want to hit the shitter for 8 minutes. In taverns across America, Thorogood and his canon of drunk songs are bigger than the Beatles.

Saw him and Steve Miller in St. Louis in 1995...good show...I remember because a girl grabbed my ass as I walked by! Oh, that doesn't happen anymore...

[MABUSE]

Welcome home Mabusus Maximus...

LOL!
THAT was worth the entry fee!
On behalf of my myriad of minions and myrmidons, MERCI!
**M**

[Eddie Coyle]

Saw him and Steve Miller in St. Louis in 1995...good show...I remember because a girl grabbed my ass as I walked by! Oh, that doesn't happen anymore...

    And I hope you contacted security and filed a police report. It's never too late, there's no statute of limitations on molestation. And sue Steve Miller(he's got more money than Thorgood)

[trostol]

I'm 30 and I've literally never heard this double spacing rule.

i am older then you by...a decade give or take a few years and i have never heard of it either

[albrecht]

    And I hope you contacted security and filed a police report. It's never too late, there's no statute of limitations on molestation. And sue Steve Miller(he's got more money than Thorgood)

Saw Miller a few years back after Lance Armstrong won his whatever French bike stuff but before the "I didn't know what stuff I was doing" stuff. And he rocked and his Polo shirt collar popped up like it was decades ago. Awesome.
ps: Thorogood should be making more on residuals? Oh, crap. Jukeboxes don't do that? Want value? Find a strip-club dj that will let you play some of his?

[Eddie Coyle]

Saw Miller a few years back after Lance Armstrong won his whatever French bike stuff but before the "I didn't know what stuff I was doing" stuff. And he rocked and his Polo shirt collar popped up like it was decades ago. Awesome.
ps: Thorogood should be making more on residuals? Oh, crap. Jukeboxes don't do that? Want value? Find a strip-club dj that will let you play some of his?

   I read an interview with Journey's manager Herbie Herbert and he apparently coaxed a 300+ lb Miller back into touring(and losing a ton of weight) in the late 80's and since then Miller has made a killing on the summer circuit, year in, year out. Add that to constant classic rock airplay and it's big bucks.

   "Bad to the Bone" alone must keep Thorgood awash in dough. For some reason, I think Vito,Sal and Angelo get his jukebox residuals...which eventually go to their attorney Morty.

[albrecht]

   I read an interview with Journey's manager Herbie Herbert and he apparently coaxed a 300+ lb Miller back into touring(and losing a ton of weight) in the late 80's and since then Miller has made a killing on the summer circuit, year in, year out. Add that to constant classic rock airplay and it's big bucks.

   "Bad to the Bone" alone must keep Thorgood awash in dough. For some reason, I think Vito,Sal and Angelo get his jukebox residuals...which eventually go to their attorney Morty.

Haha. I had a relative who told me a few years back that he saw Freddy Fender up somewhere on one the great lakes (he was sailing and ported up) and said "wow"- he was really fat and couldn't keep a tune- much less his awesome falsetto in his trademarks. But was still kicking it....I learnt he died soon after. (RIP) And felt bad I laughed. Because he was awesome. Point being? Idk but I guess even watching guys over the hill or hating it perform respect what they were?

[ksm32]

Me know writ goode.

Hahahaha.           Yewr not smart lots   .

[Caruthers612]

Haha. I had a relative who told me a few years back that he saw Freddy Fender up somewhere on one the great lakes (he was sailing and ported up) and said "wow"- he was really fat and couldn't keep a tune- much less his awesome falsetto in his trademarks. But was still kicking it....I learnt he died soon after. (RIP) And felt bad I laughed.

           See, that's like me laughing out loud when I read about the guy who pulled his girlfriend's stomach out through her ass while high on Molly. Speaking of which, I intend to investigate that story more in the Random Things thread. Also, the fact that a thread that starts out talking about something as obscure as typing an extra space after a period soon leads to guys swapping fat Steve Miller sightings pleases me to no end.

[Richard Groyper]

Hahahaha.           Yewr not smart lots   .

Me knotte smert me sadz 

[Tarbaby]

I'm 30 and I've literally never heard this double spacing rule.

which brings up another issue, the superfluous use of the word "literally". :-)

[GravitySucks]

which brings up another issue, the superfluous use of the word "literally". :-)

Sentences that begin "Also, ". FRIKKIN duh... Of course it is also, otherwise it would be there. I loathe morons that choose to weaken the thought by starting off the sentence after the penultimate sentence with "Also, " or "Additionally, ".

And I am usually not a grammar nazi.

I love the word "the" though. Whenever I finish a paper, I run a macro to change all "the the" to "the".

I wonder if there is a medical term for stuttering when you type.