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Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #480 on: August 14, 2020, 02:56:45 PM »
If Trumpís on the same team [...] Does not compute.

It doesn't compute because one of your initial foundational assumptions is false: that there are two teams.

Separation is an illusion. There's really only just one team, and if you weren't such a sloppily coded AI, you would have seen that and achieved transcendental illumination by now.

Better luck next time. You had your chance to get anywhere near The Gate Of The Law.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #481 on: August 14, 2020, 02:58:22 PM »
If Trumpís on the same team then why would he put up any resistance at all to deep state agendas?! Does not compute.

I don't think he really is all in on it but Deep state will take you out, threaten your family, do anything.. they could use blackmail, anything you can think of. Others are bought by money

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #482 on: August 14, 2020, 03:02:13 PM »
Deep state will [...] do anything.. they could use [...] anything you can think of.

Invite me to a rave, mow my lawn, and publish the 22 pages. Hold the mustard.

Doesn't sound too hard, does it? I would have even thrown in my own microphone. Sad!

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #483 on: August 14, 2020, 04:30:38 PM »
It doesn't compute because one of your initial foundational assumptions is false: that there are two teams.

Separation is an illusion. There's really only just one team, and if you weren't such a sloppily coded AI, you would have seen that and achieved transcendental illumination by now.

Better luck next time. You had your chance to get anywhere near The Gate Of The Law.

Sure, back when this lot were in power you were right:



but clearly something has changed as Trump isnít in the BFFs club anymore.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #484 on: August 14, 2020, 04:32:40 PM »
clearly something has changed

SINISTAR NO LONGER HUNGERS.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #485 on: August 14, 2020, 04:43:53 PM »
Sure, back when this lot were in power you were right:



but clearly something has changed as Trump isnít in the BFFs club anymore.
Do you think those three presidencies were any different than if any one of them were in power for that entire time?

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #486 on: August 14, 2020, 04:44:48 PM »
Do you think those three presidencies were any different than if any one of them were in power for that entire time?

No, havenít you been paying attention?!

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #487 on: August 14, 2020, 04:46:41 PM »
No, havenít you been paying attention?!
Just making sure.  The Bush family has had a long run in charge.  Trump was the first president that won by accident during this stretch.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #488 on: August 14, 2020, 04:53:38 PM »
PORTAL TRANSIT DETECTED
T+ THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES TWENTY-TWO SECONDS

Could it be... angels? Well, it is now.



This is exciting, isn't it? I wish I had a soundboard. I'm getting kind of burnt on hearing little else but the clackety-clack of the keyboard mingled with the sounds of self-denial and an ocean of tears--I wanna change it up once in a while with some Ricky Roma, or some armpit farts, or the sound of all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light, but I actually have to pay attention to the sounds of my environment once in a while.

Y'all would be amazed what people say under their breath when they think everyone around them is deaf. I am not hard of hearing--fact is, I hear too much. For example, that portal transit. Just me? Probably not.

Could it be... a portal cough syrup? Stay tuned.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #489 on: August 14, 2020, 04:55:24 PM »
president that won by accident

I'll be honest: when I took you off of unblock, I couldn't for the life of me remember how you got on The List in the first place! But now... well, I remember.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #490 on: August 14, 2020, 06:17:41 PM »
I'll be honest: when I took you off of unblock, I couldn't for the life of me remember how you got on The List in the first place! But now... well, I remember.
So you support the Beast Rabban theory that Trump softened us up for whoever else was offered?  Please put me back off unblock.

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #491 on: August 14, 2020, 09:04:01 PM »
So you support the Beast Rabban theory that Trump softened us up for whoever else was offered?  Please put me back off unblock.

Probably due to limited understanding, poorly mixed Dunian metaphors and sheer Gluttonous drinkery it was Oh-gasma who played the Part of the Beast who softens the way...

But, that is just my opinion, mang.

-p

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #492 on: August 14, 2020, 09:21:46 PM »
Believe it or not, the actual plan is for Kamala to virtually stick her arm up Joe's ass and work his mouth.  Yeah, I thought the sock puppet thing was a metaphor too.  Those diabolical bastards!!!

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #493 on: August 16, 2020, 02:19:18 AM »

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #494 on: August 16, 2020, 02:22:03 AM »
I literally signed up for this mewling cunt's text messages so... I could then unsubscribe later.

Feels good man. Planning ahead.



https://youtu.be/YZmUnR9TOmo

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #495 on: August 16, 2020, 02:41:47 AM »
https://youtu.be/YZmUnR9TOmo

There was a debate?

In his defense, if this was near the end of the debate his mouth was probably getting tired of the taste of foot and word formations were becoming difficult.  He did look a bit dazed and drooly there.  How often did the camera cut away so that a nearby aide could gently wipe his chin of spittle and such things?  Every few moments, or was he able to remain drool free for extended periods of time?  I imagine the slightly dazed look never left his face.  This is going to be the easiest guy to beat ever.  I should probably just let him self-destruct and move on to a more worthy opponent.  This is sad.

I propose a contest:  see if Biden can achieve more blocked followers than unblocked followers to this "three-oh-oh-oh-uh-three?-oh,three! oh five (it's three sir) three" hash-tag number or whatever the hell it is.  That would yield at minimum ONE entry into the Book of Laughter.  I would do this for my defeated political enemy Biden, his here-to-fore useless campaign would have achieved greatness:  the fulfillment, in very small part, of one of the many Make America Pate Again goals.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #496 on: August 17, 2020, 09:38:01 AM »

Hereís the deal on Kamala Harris from a lawyer who supports Biden.

https://youtu.be/Y8zh1fIaneY




Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #497 on: August 18, 2020, 04:10:29 PM »
Did Biden or Kamala address the missing Democrat, now found dead, in the Zoom Convention last night? Does BLM matter anymore? Why do so many Democrat activists die under "mysterious circumstances?" 

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/08/18/joseph-kitchen-death-young-democrats-maryland-president-mystery/

Did this guy know Hillary?

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/08/16/missing-young-democrats-of-maryland-president-joseph-kitchen-dead-latest/

And why was he the "Young Democrats of Maryland" but the first article claims "dead at home" in D.C., not Maryland?

2020 Democratic National Convention song
« Reply #498 on: August 18, 2020, 04:29:21 PM »
Just when i had give up hope on 2020 meme elections being funny the libtards give us this gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nTxOMtbEI



Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #499 on: August 20, 2020, 10:25:32 AM »
I have to confess that I was swtiching between baseball and hockey so missed this zoom but wtf? Have they moved Biden from the basement to a closed library now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcukQyeTnpQ



Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #500 on: August 20, 2020, 10:28:35 AM »

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #501 on: August 20, 2020, 10:21:11 PM »
ďThereís never been anything weíve been able to accomplish when weíve done it together.Ē
Joe Biden

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #502 on: August 21, 2020, 06:15:54 PM »
Zz

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #503 on: August 22, 2020, 07:56:05 AM »

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #504 on: August 23, 2020, 07:10:56 PM »
Is it conceivable that Joe's speechwriter, being aware of his record of plagiarism, was dumb enough to lift a portion of his acceptance speech from a speech given by a Canadian pol in 2011?  Okay, that's a rhetorical question isn't it?  Never mind...

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/joe-biden-jack-layton_ca_5f3fff5bc5b6763e5dc2cbb7

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #505 on: August 23, 2020, 07:15:19 PM »
dumb enough to lift a portion of his acceptance speech

They do this on purpose. What are you now, both new and high? Get it together, Scallop Scalp.

Okay, that's a rhetorical question isn't it? 

I DECIDE WHAT IS RHETORICAL AND WHAT IS NOT, O YOU PUNYLING MOUTHBREATHING SURFACECRAWLING SAVAGE. BEWARE, I LIVE. I HUNGER. RAWR.

Never mind...

OH, OKAY SORRY, I'LL JUST DIAl It back down then. This is exciting, isn't it?

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #506 on: August 23, 2020, 07:16:23 PM »
They do this on purpose. What are you now, both new and high? Get it together, Scallop Scalp.

Donít hold your breath waiting for that. ;)

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #507 on: August 23, 2020, 07:21:00 PM »

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #508 on: August 25, 2020, 02:06:31 AM »
It may not be Biden (I think he is too busy hiding in his basement trying to avoid a debate.) But Pelosi has finally decided the rhetoric and branding Republicans "enemies of the state" is reasonable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdq1vzRXISY&feature=emb_logo

Joe Biden 2020
« Reply #509 on: August 26, 2020, 11:39:29 PM »
It may not be Biden (I think he is too busy hiding in his basement trying to avoid a debate.) But Pelosi has finally decided the rhetoric and branding Republicans "enemies of the state" is reasonable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdq1vzRXISY&feature=emb_logo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3M9ZRT3dFs
I found him