MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Quick Karl]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! to all y'all.

Yes, even you assholes.

[Kelt]

Have a Vicious Yule.


Drink much, set fire to shit, find an axe, kill someone you hate.


Don't tell me Vikings didn't do it best.

[WildCard]

Merry Christmas Karl.
Vicious Yule Kelt.
etc. etc. etc.


Death match resumes Dec. 26th.


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[West of the Rockies]

Merry Christmas, guys and gals...
Now get off my porch, ya filthy animals.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Eloquently put, Karl.

Merry Christmas, ya bastids! 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Merry Christmas and Happy Pancake to one and all!  Catch you on the flip side of the Yule Log!   

[Treading Water]

Been mixing, stirring, baking, simmering since 5am.  I'm too tired to eat!  Nah, I'll manage.


Merry Christmas to all and to all Happy Pancake!!       

[Heather Wade]

Eloquently put, Karl.

Merry Christmas, ya bastids! 

Can I get a group cane waving & everybody now: "Git off my lawn!"   

[Camazotz Automat]

No matter what your beliefs may be, it's always a Merry KISSMASS.

And a preemptive Happy New Year to my friends, enemies, neutrals, and lurkers at this forum.

May 2015 be radiantly superior to 2014.

[Heather Wade]

Thank you Cam!  Now, that's more like it.  I'll see your KISSMASS, and raise you one Vic Rattlehead:

[pyewacket]

The cake I made:

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, have a good one you nasty fuckers. I'm wending my way down a bottle of red.

[Yorkshire pud]

The cake I made:

I see you're not offering to share?




Typical. 

[pyewacket]

I see you're not offering to share?




Typical. 

Aww, Yorkie- sorry. I'd share with you if I could- but I can't. I hope you get something nice to go with that bottle of red. I'm planning on having some Reisling a bit later. 

[albrecht]

Happy Christmas! (And for all you "war-on-Christmas" types I hope you are working today, tomorrow, and the next and not taking any days off for a manufactured holiday that is likely racist or at minimum helps enable the worst aspects of this patriarchal, capitalist, Western culture.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

[Yorkshire pud]

Aww, Yorkie- sorry. I'd share with you if I could- but I can't. I hope you get something nice to go with that bottle of red. I'm planning on having some Reisling a bit later. 

Oh I say! That's some exotic stuff.. An Alsace? Gewurztraminer?

[pyewacket]

Oh I say! That's some exotic stuff.. An Alsace? Gewurztraminer?

Ah- nothing quite so grand. This is a wine produced in the states, State of Washington- Chateau St. Michelle. A sweet riesling from their Columbia Valley selection. This would probably be closer to the Gewurtraminer. 

[ACE of CLUBS]

Late happy Solstice to you northern hemisphere-ians ......... longer days ahead!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! to all y'all.

Yes, even you assholes.

It just occurred to me that just about every BellGabber is someone else's asshole.  So Merry Christmas to all of us assholes!  God bless us, every one!

[UnscreenedCaller]

It just occurred to me that just about every BellGabber is someone else's asshole.  So Merry Christmas to all of us assholes!  God bless us, every one!

Exactly! Here, here!

[aldousburbank]

Twas The Night Before Christmas

And all through the forum
Six months to go and everything's boring

The Musings of Falkie amusing no more
Casio's ghost wafts like perfume of cheap whore

The symbol formerly named Bart in the past
Or Digital Pig, or Magnificent Bastard, or whatever pain in the ass

I’m tired of interwebbing, so boring, so rude
Said to himself the dude who plays a dude playing another dude

And so with great effort I rose from my chair
The sweet smell of my pipe still fresh in the air

Stepping outside to look at the stars
Breathlessly beholding Uranus, your Venus, your Mars

When out of the corner of my bloodshot third eye
I saw some weird dude who looked really high

Grabbing my cane I yelled "What the fu...?"

"Can you help a guy down on his luck?"

Hearing his voice I put down my defense
Sounding so familiar but it couldn't make sense

The mix of tired and enthused with a touch of phlegm
Could it could be the The Dude From Pittsburg tm?

Standing under a tree next to the shed
By the recyclables
Where the feral cat had just been fed

"Yes it is I who hails from Martinez
Protector of cats with mayonnaise peni..."

Not finishing his sentence he stared up at Venus
As he did, the cat walked between us

That's when I noticed the smile on his face
No longer alarming
He spoke with genuine grace

"No matter how lame or stupid you’ve been

When girly man trolls acuse you of sin

When holidays spent alone

Or worse with people you hate

Get it together dude, it's never too late

To share some food and a a smile and a rub

Even this wild kitty is someone to love

You claim not to like it and yet keep it fed

This comes from your heart and not from your head

You're not so different from me

Mistakes were both made

Don't let the shoveling of others

Dig your early grave

Judging others may be important to some

But its not as fun as well, having fun

On the golf course of life you play the ball where it lays

If you've got no one else to love

At least feed the strays."

I did not hear what all else he said
Because I awoke in my room with a rush to the head

And as I wondered, did I dream all that?
Outside my door I heard the stupid cat

Being annoying like always was my first thought
But now I felt different and said aloud, "Oh why not?"

So it's bacon for kitty, though the smell I do not like
Goodnight from The Burbank Compound
And to all get a life!



http://youtu.be/vbNqldejTLs

[paladin1991]

Merry Christmas, everyone.  Be safe

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Merry passive aggressive Christmas!

[Gabor Sweden751110]

http://youtu.be/byOselrnC8g

[eyenoeyeno]

Yes. Christmas.  It has begun.

[Heather Wade]

http://youtu.be/byOselrnC8g

A very Merry Christmas pancake to you all the way in Sweden!  Cheers, good times, I wish you lots of food, drink, & presents!
       

[Heather Wade]

Twas The Night Before Christmas

And all through the forum
Six months to go and everything's boring

The Musings of Falkie amusing no more
Casio's ghost wafts like perfume of cheap whore

The symbol formerly named Bart in the past
Or Digital Pig, or Magnificent Bastard, or whatever pain in the ass

I’m tired of interwebbing, so boring, so rude
Said to himself the dude who plays a dude playing another dude

And so with great effort I rose from my chair
The sweet smell of my pipe still fresh in the air

Stepping outside to look at the stars
Breathlessly beholding Uranus, your Venus, your Mars

When out of the corner of my bloodshot third eye
I saw some weird dude who looked really high

Grabbing my cane I yelled "What the fu...?"

"Can you help a guy down on his luck?"

Hearing his voice I put down my defense
Sounding so familiar but it couldn't make sense

The mix of tired and enthused with a touch of phlegm
Could it could be the The Dude From Pittsburg tm?

Standing under a tree next to the shed
By the recyclables
Where the feral cat had just been fed

"Yes it is I who hails from Martinez
Protector of cats with mayonnaise peni..."

Not finishing his sentence he stared up at Venus
As he did, the cat walked between us

That's when I noticed the smile on his face
No longer alarming
He spoke with genuine grace

"No matter how lame or stupid you’ve been

When girly man trolls acuse you of sin

When holidays spent alone

Or worse with people you hate

Get it together dude, it's never too late

To share some food and a a smile and a rub

Even this wild kitty is someone to love

You claim not to like it and yet keep it fed

This comes from your heart and not from your head

You're not so different from me

Mistakes were both made

Don't let the shoveling of others

Dig your early grave

Judging others may be important to some

But its not as fun as well, having fun

On the golf course of life you play the ball where it lays

If you've got no one else to love

At least feed the strays."

I did not hear what all else he said
Because I awoke in my room with a rush to the head

And as I wondered, did I dream all that?
Outside my door I heard the stupid cat

Being annoying like always was my first thought
But now I felt different and said aloud, "Oh why not?"

So it's bacon for kitty, though the smell I do not like
Goodnight from The Burbank Compound
And to all get a life!



http://youtu.be/vbNqldejTLs

Thank you AB!   

[Gd5150]

It just occurred to me that just about every BellGabber is someone else's asshole.  So Merry Christmas to all of us assholes!  God bless us, every one!

Bellgabbers are like assholes, everyone has...wait nevermind bellgabbers are assholes.

Merry Christmas!

[pyewacket]

C2C: once a final frontier. These are the commentaries of the forum Bellgab. Its mission, for as long as it takes: to explore the strange world of all things Noory, to point out mangled English and the same old hucksters, to boldly go where no one else wants to go... night after night.

Merry Christmas!!!!

[Zoo]

Merry Christmas.. Quick Karl!!1