Nearly drowned

[MagnificentBastard]

 So yesterday I was standing in the parking lot of the stop and shop an it started to rain. So I looked up at all these drops falling down, and they were all prism-ey and what not. Millions of them all over the place, and the next thing I knew I was flat on my back with my buddy Earl pumping my chest to get all the water out of my lungs. My PBR was gone when I came to. I think Earl took it. When my brother Enzo died in front of Earl, the first thing Earl did was finish Enzo's beer. I thought that was rude but Earl explained to me how when someone dies, you don't need to ask them, "Are you gonna finish that?" anymore.

[Eddie Coyle]

   The word nearly has never annoyed me so much.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The word nearly has never annoyed me so much.

Haters gonna hate

[ziznak]

that earl is a wise man

[MagnificentBastard]

   The word nearly has never annoyed me so much.

Not even that time your doctor said it right after "It's a boy!"

[Eddie Coyle]

Not even that time your doctor said it right after "It's a boy!"

    You're still batting .000 in humor attempts in this thread.

[MagnificentBastard]

My buddy Earl says-
10-1100-1111-10111-1101-101-11-10101-1110-10100

Babbling gibberish from all the cocaine, most likely.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

My buddy Earl says-
10-1100-1111-10111-1101-101-11-10101-1110-10100

Babbling gibberish from all the cocaine, most likely.

WTF dude, that's my social security number.

[onan]

WTF dude, that's my social security number.

No it is the number of times I masturbated this week.