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Started by georgesucks, December 27, 2013, 08:59:22 PM

Quote from: zeebo on December 28, 2013, 02:02:52 AM
C2C now has all the edginess of the Family Circus.

Oh, I don't know... how can anyone ever get tired of those crazy kids in Family Circus saying "I dunno" when asked who tracked mud into the house?  I mean, that shit's been funny now for 50 years!  It never gets old.  And don't even get me started about the timeless episodes where Billy walks fifty-eight blocks to go borrow sugar when he could only have gone directly next door as he was told to do by his mother.  Oh, what kneeslappers!  The hilarity!   ::)

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: West of the Rockies on December 28, 2013, 03:27:54 PM
Oh, I don't know... how can anyone ever get tired of those crazy kids in Family Circus saying "I dunno" when asked who tracked mud into the house?  I mean, that shit's been funny now for 50 years!  It never gets old.  And don't even get me started about the timeless episodes where Billy walks fifty-eight blocks to go borrow sugar when he could only have gone directly next door as he was told to do by his mother.  Oh, what kneeslappers!  The hilarity!   ::)


I know you a bit mate; you're being sarcastic...I know this.

True enough, Yorkie... Sometimes I worry that sarcasm will be misinterpreted.  (Although that never happens on this forum!)

Hope you had a good Christmas!  I'll PM you this weekend.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: West of the Rockies on December 28, 2013, 03:34:48 PM
True enough, Yorkie... Sometimes I worry that sarcasm will be misinterpreted.  (Although that never happens on this forum!)

Hope you had a good Christmas!  I'll PM you this weekend.

Was quiet; spent the day with a friend of over 30 years, I cooked. Damn delicious it was too.

Sambo

Quote from: HorrorReporter on December 28, 2013, 03:19:05 PM
she does have some strange connection to Alex Jones that I'm not overly comfortable with

Good to keep in mind. AJ is a scum sucking liar. Spews rhetoric (and dated redundant rhetoric) more than he poops. Any good intent he has is washed by a lack of integrity

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Sambo on December 28, 2013, 04:14:09 PM
Good to keep in mind. AJ is a scum sucking liar. Spews rhetoric (and dated redundant rhetoric) more than he poops. Any good intent he has is washed by a lack of integrity

Yeah, but apart from that you like him?

FallenSeraph

Woke up in the middle of the night and turned on the radio to hear some lady who sounded like my mom talking about how we shouldn't be cursing. I was so damn confused for a minute. I thought I had totally lost track of time and it was early Sunday morning and a church show was on â€" I'm not even kidding.

Depressed.

Yorkshire pud

why would it depress you? Embrace the profanity light hour.

maureen

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 28, 2013, 11:53:27 AM

That's easy for you to say.
learned it from Pierre Trudeau in 1971... Canadian politics...lol  ;D ;)

One could always say 'Feck!' - it's Fuck Lite.


DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

Sambo

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 28, 2013, 04:18:07 PM
Yeah, but apart from that you like him?

I really don't hate anyone. AJ is just slimey. He's the guy who always wanted to be an actor but never got the part.

July 11th, 2015 - Tonight's C2C show made me want to use profanity. Such lame topics anymore. Is it C2C,  or The Doctors'/Doctor Oz Show - radio version?? ?

Can't wait until Art's new show begins! It's really sad and pathetic what has become of Coast to Coast AM!

Lame.

Hey but wait.... Katherine Albrecht is Awesome. When she is a guest I always tune in and have one of her books. I do agree about that subject maybe being lame but you have to give that lady a lot of respect. Shes the one who brought RFID to the spotlight , and really the only one who did anything about the spychip situation.

albrecht

I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)

starrmtn001

Quote from: albrecht on October 11, 2015, 12:00:53 AM
I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)
Looks like a lion to me.  But hey, I'm a CAT person for crying out loud.  What did ya expect? ;D

albrecht

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 11, 2015, 12:04:10 AM
Looks like a lion to me.  But hey, I'm a CAT person for crying out loud.  What did ya expect? ;D
Yah, I can see that feline now. Though still looks like a mean one. And still weird; why would a cat of any type be seen in tile? Yah, I know, and likely is, due to your cat comment that apophenia etc to blame...but still. I will go to bed more settled by thinking a friendly cat there though. Thanks!

Uncle Duke

Quote from: albrecht on October 11, 2015, 12:00:53 AM
I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)

If I may, I'd like to recommend "Lime-A-Way" for your bathroom tiles.  A few years back, I clearly say an image of the Kilgore Rangerettes on our shower tiles.  I pointed this out to Mrs Duke, only to be handed the Lime-A-Way, a coarse/absorbent two sided sponge, and a pair of rubber gloves.  Within minutes the dance line of Texas cuties was gone, and with them some very unsavory urges.

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 11, 2015, 12:18:57 AM
If I may, I'd like to recommend "Lime-A-Way" for your bathroom tiles.  A few years back, I clearly say an image of the Kilgore Rangerettes on our shower tiles.  I pointed this out to Mrs Duke, only to be handed the Lime-A-Way, a coarse/absorbent two sided sponge, and a pair of rubber gloves.  Within minutes the dance line of Texas cuties was gone, and with them some very odd urges.
Once again, Uncle, you get me thinking right. And I appreciate your knowledge; of those Rangerettes, and those rubber gloves and hard scrubbing, of tiles, will stop those thoughts.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: albrecht on October 11, 2015, 12:00:53 AM
I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)
No. It's a demon alright. A classic one at that.
This caught my attention because 1) I've seen rather unsavory characters in tiles like this before and 2) it's cool someone else notices this shit too. 
I suppose the question is...why the fuck is this stuff being put out there?

onan

Quote from: albrecht on October 11, 2015, 12:00:53 AM
I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)

When it starts talking to you, then it becomes important.

onan

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 11, 2015, 12:18:57 AM
If I may, I'd like to recommend "Lime-A-Way" for your bathroom tiles.  A few years back, I clearly say an image of the Kilgore Rangerettes on our shower tiles.  I pointed this out to Mrs Duke, only to be handed the Lime-A-Way, a coarse/absorbent two sided sponge, and a pair of rubber gloves.  Within minutes the dance line of Texas cuties was gone, and with them some very unsavory urges.

Don't worry, the urges will come back.

paladin1991

Quote from: albrecht on October 11, 2015, 12:00:53 AM
I figured the best place to post these here. Noticed a tile in bathroom looks like some kind of demon. (Will ask Quayle and, hopefully, get his daughter's number.   ;) But, man it is weird.)

Looks like a patch of crotch rot I had in S.E. Asia.  Now I need you to come scratch it for me.

paladin1991

Quote from: onan on October 11, 2015, 05:17:42 AM
Don't worry, the urges will come back.
and Onan will loan you a 'nature' magazine and his favorite sock.

albrecht

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 11, 2015, 09:13:50 PM
Looks like a patch of crotch rot I had in S.E. Asia.  Now I need you to come scratch it for me.
Hey! I'll throw some bleach around and mop that demon/tiger out on my tile but will not deal with your issues (unless invited to your mountain redoubt in the Inland Empire when  TEOTWAWKI, and even then will demand compensation.)  ;)

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 11, 2015, 09:13:50 PM
Looks like a patch of crotch rot I had in S.E. Asia.  Now I need you to come scratch it for me.
Yeah that old demon crotch rot. Commie spore prints. Now they just put it on bathroom floor tiles. Son of a bitch man.


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