The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

WTF are you talking about dude.  Your posts are consistently hilarious.  You can have sex with Ibby as a reward.  I was going to do this for you last month, but she was in one of her moods.  You know how she gets.  No point in exposing (!) Mr Happy to danger when she is in snaggletooth mode.

Well I guess I could take one for the team because as Falkie knows, you can't catch the same thing twice.

[SredniVashtar]

At least he screwed a poodle. They are the most lady like of the dogs

Maybe it was some fucked up tribute to Noory, who has been screwing the pooch on a nightly basis for over ten years yet still remains, mysteriously, at liberty.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You can have sex with Ibby as a reward. 

The only time you will ever decide whom Ibby has sex with is the day you name your sphincter "Ibby".

[Inglorious Bitch]

No point in exposing (!) Mr Happy  my glorified cocktail wiener to danger when she is in snaggletooth mode.

FIFY

You're welcome.

[onan]

The only time you will ever decide whom Ibby has sex with is the day you name your sphincter "Ibby".

I did that years ago. Still no action though.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Well I guess I could take one for the team because as Falkie knows, you can't catch the same thing twice.

Hey there, glad you're stepping up to take one for the team as Sweet Kathy needs a good rogering. She hasn't seen any action since the Bush administration, no pun intended. But don't worry, as you said, you can't catch the same thing twice. Be sure to let us all know what it's like to be penis brothers with Falkie!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The only time you will ever decide whom Ibby has sex with is the day you name your sphincter "Ibby".

Or if I'm coaching a junior varsity hockey team, and there's room under the bleachers.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

let us all know what it's like to be penis brothers with Falkie!

What's it like being fat pad siblings with Falkie?

[Yorkshire pud]

The only time you will ever decide whom Ibby has sex with is the day you name your sphincter "Ibby".

Seems fairly unequivocal.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Seems fairly unequivocal.

It's just like her.  She'll fuck anyone I tell her to so long as I name my bunghole after her.  Totally self-serving, she'd do it for a Cinnebon if I pressed the matter.

[ONeill]

She hasn't seen any action since the Bush administration

Which one?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Which one?

According to Popeye the Welfare Man, he's been impotent since his early forties.  So I guess the answer is both of them.

[SredniVashtar]

Or if I'm coaching a junior varsity hockey team, and there's room under the bleachers.

Hmm, not sure they will let you these days after those 'legal' entanglements. I know you liked to say that they only called you 'Coach Wandering Hands' in deference to your proud Native American tribal ancestry, but we know the real reason don't we, angel?

[ONeill]

LC, you should really report this story on the fanpage. It simply deserves to be more than just one of many in the Falkie thread.

Its obvious people made a copy of this. I am sure that Little Shits will have a depiction of it on his smutty " fan page " very soon.
It was a comment I should not have made and I deleted it.
Leave it to scum like Tenure to repost it to stir up crap.
Noory asked me to delete it.
I did. So did the original poster who posted the original post and I apologized to Noory.
But rephrensible people won't let it go.
And that sucks.

[Inglorious Bitch]

What's it like being fat pad siblings with Falkie?

Aw! How sweet of you to White Knight akwilly. Seems you'll throw a leg up on anyone. Let me know where you 2 are registered.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hmm, not sure they will let you these days after those 'legal' entanglements. I know you liked to say that they only called you 'Coach Wandering Hands' in deference to your proud Native American tribal ancestry, but we know the real reason don't we, angel?

His totem animal is the inch worm, for obvious reasons.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

but we know the real reason don't we, angel?

We sure do, Sir Galahad!

[SredniVashtar]

We sure do, Sir Galahad!

I guess so. Although I never learned to ride a horse. But my lance - so I'm told - is unusually long.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Aw! How sweet of you to White Knight akwilly.

If there were any decent females around I won't have to sink to these heights.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If there were any decent females around I won't have to sink to these heights.

Just as well. I always suspected you were more into men, anyways.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

long

Even allowing for variations between British and American English, I don't think that's how you spell "diminutive."  But what do I know.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Just as well. I always suspected you were more into men, anyways.

Not until I met you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Not until I met you.

Damn bro. Bitter much?

[eddie dean]

Who the fuck is we?

[eddie dean]

“We hired him to entertain the children and make blowup animal balloons, not to screw our dog in the bouncy house,” .

ROFL!
funniest sentence ever!!! 

[AppealPlay]

Can we at least all agree the X-Files "I want to believe" poster is rad?

[Yorkshire pud]

Can we at least all agree the X-Files "I want to believe" poster is rad?

If you explain what 'rad' means in this context, we may arive at a concensus. I doubt it's short for radiator; if it did, it would make less sense than Shredna's pathetic overtures in trapping a female with a pulse. Even Falkie doesn't bother, he got into necrophilia decades ago and was still rejected.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Damn bro. Bitter much?

About what?

[Inglorious Bitch]

About what?

Falkie may have spurned your advances, but don't worry. There's other men out there for you. Or you could always just become a coffee chugging cat lady and post at the Bellahaven thread.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It's just like her.  She'll fuck anyone I tell her to so long as I name my bunghole after her.  Totally self-serving, she'd do it for a Cinnebon if I pressed the matter.

Or how about you just press a cinabon to your bunghole and we'll call it a day? Besides, I prefer Beignets.