The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Defwhale]

//And as I said before ( pay attention please and QUIT talking about a non existent maid ) my doctor will be back next month and will sign the paperwork to get my caregiver//

Please provide the name of this quack, so he can be reported and the process to revoke his medical license can begin, although it sounds like in California this sort of rip off of the taxpayers is encouraged.  Can't wait for the accusations of what the maid 'stole' though.  I'd be willing to bet you pigs will mess the place up faster than ever now, certainly faster than he or she can clean it. 

It's a shame the taxpayers can't send this fraud of a doctor out to clean it instead of paying for maid service.

[Jocko Johnson]

Please provide the name of this quack, so he can be reported and the process to revoke his medical license can begin, although it sounds like in California this sort of rip off of the taxpayers is encouraged.  Can't wait for the accusations of what the maid 'stole' though.  I'd be willing to bet you pigs will mess the place up faster than ever now, certainly faster than he or she can clean it. 

It's a shame the taxpayers can't send this fraud of a doctor out to clean it instead of paying for maid service.

This doc has a two month vacation!

Ever notice how these phony "disabled " guys like SLOB-O never can give you their DX? Plus if you were so messed up, shouldn't any, or most, if not all docs confirm this disability?   But with flackie and others like him, it's always that one dr they had to finally find who is smart enough to tell the "truth" or figure it out about the disability? 

Their fraudulent activities make it so hard for real disabled Americans to get the hand up that they need because these yseless fake doc shop and it also has to effect the docs who don't want to be pigeon holed as a soft touch so it becomes easier for the drs to say no to everyone and not to bother at all because  of the fakes like flackie and roachy. The ones who it hurts are the truly disabled and the country as a whole paying out to citizens that pay zero in.

Tomorrow asshole anthony, jag off is going to explain what a real pension is and what a real public dole is, you stupid lowlife rancid creature that you are, you know nothing at all...never did, never will.
It is none of your business but to enlighten you so you can realize you are the blood sucker on the dole I will explain for you stupid. You the guy who had/have no job...what's the longest you ever worked at one place or in the same field or type of work? I'm sure you won't answer but there are people out there who know...those of you who do know please help? Thanks in advance. So for now until I take a nap, STFU.

[SredniVashtar]

Kathy bought NO stuffed animals nor movies this month.

Congratulations.

She paid for storage and moving costs ( with my help ), is looking for an apartment, got an extention to look until January and is paying off her credit cards as am I ( and I am making payments on her gas cards ).

I will never understand why you feel the need to itemize things that normal human beings do without a thought, and don't expect praise for.

And as I said before ( pay attention please and QUIT talking about a non existent maid ) my doctor will be back next month and will sign the paperwork to get my caregiver.

You were uncharacteristically reticent here and never mentioned where your doctor will be returning from. Is it prison, or the lunatic asylum?

And I scrubbed most of it with 409, Comet and Lysol. My knees made me quit, not my wanting to stop.

Try napalm. Your 'knee' is the classic excuse of the fat lazy bastard. You could even sit down and do a lot of this phantom 'cleaning' of yours with the right equipment. Use a mop, or use a scrubbing brush with a long handle. All this would have occurred to a 3 year-old child, but you seem as perplexed as a baboon in a calculus lesson.

I will finish the job sometime this week as time permits.

I couldn't let this little gem go unremarked. You have nothing but time. When it comes to time, you are as rich as the Sultan of Brunei. I think you could probably sacrifice a little ball-scratching time to concentrate on a few things that are slightly more pressing.

[WOTR]

...Kathy should be pulling her weight in helping out too.

It's been awhile since I have been in this thread.  However, I feel it necessary to point out that neither George nor Kathy are likely to be able to pull their own weight unless that weight is on wheels and a steep decline...

Better to request that they start with pulling a few ounces and work you way up to a full pound or two.

How is it slander when we are telling the truth about a woman who has no qualms about f*cking over her oldest friend, who steals stuff from both of us and denies it and who has a history of gaming the welfare system ? There are more stories we will tell about her if given a chance. The woman had 4 children solely to get the welfare benefits for them.

I have heard the term penis envy- but for some reason I get the feeling that this is a case of "womb envy" and wishing that you had the "equipment" to pop out a few kids.  They are designed to make you money...

[akwilly]

Are you going to answer the question as to why a supposedly grown man with no children has intimidate knowledge of Sponge Bob Square Pants?

When Falkie was asked to count down from 5 to 1 he started off 5, 4, 3, Webster, 1

[WOTR]

Socially it seems very accepting, like it would even welcome George and Kathy.

I've seen other communities where these sorts of "utopias" are constructed, and it's fun to watch them devolve to Lord of the Flies before long.

But there are at least a couple of posters who frequent both this thread and that.  What do you make of people who can inhabit both worlds?

[area51drone]

Kathy bought NO stuffed animals nor movies this month. She paid for storage and moving costs ( with my help ), is looking for an apartment, got an extention to look until January and is paying off her credit cards as am I ( and I am making payments on her gas cards ).
And as I said before ( pay attention please and QUIT talking about a non existent maid ) my doctor will be back next month and will sign the paperwork to get my caregiver.
And I scrubbed most of it with 409, Comet and Lysol. My knees made me quit, not my wanting to stop. I will finish the job sometime this week as time permits.

You bloated whale.   I don't know why you bother showing everyone your toilet - it's not like you use it... why don't you tell everyone about the time you shit your pants in the stair well?    BTW, who's that knocking at your door, George?   If they haven't come yet, you can bet your ass they will be soon.

Someone photoshop Falkie in a muumuu please.


COCKROACH Kathy in the early 80's spending money on lei's instead of stuffed animals (that month)


Falkie's ideal maid

[b_dubb]

Falkie the Filth Machine. The Sissyphus of Domestic Cleaning.

[Open Lines Gerry]

How is it slander when we are telling the truth about a woman who has no qualms about f*cking over her oldest friend, who steals stuff from both of us and denies it and who has a history of gaming the welfare system ? There are more stories we will tell about her if given a chance. [/i] The woman had 4 children solely to get the welfare benefits for them.

Hey George - what more of a "chance" do you need to finish telling us the full Patty saga?  BellGab and your now 208!!! YouTube subscribers, as well as unnamed others, are waiting, and you have our full attention.  Please make good on this as the stories have been teased long enough.  Your time is now!

Everyone here must admit that "business has picked up" (as former WWE announcer Jim Ross would say) since Falkie has returned with his barrage of videos and posts.  It's great to see you back in action, Big Guy.  Lots of news stories, some interesting commentary, and no reason to slow down now that he's back in the game!

I love the Area51Drone shirt, George.  If you guys resolve your issues, I might need to order one too.  Was that off of eBay, or did you buy that from Drone before your falling out?  He took another shot across the bow tonight it seems.  Kathy needs to let him have it in the long-awaited video you talked about.

Great to see all of the new videos, my friend.  Keep up the good work!

[area51drone]

Kathy needs to let him have it in the long-awaited video you talked about.

If Cockroach Kathy or George comes out with an attack video on me, I will triple my efforts in getting George kicked out of his place and taken off the government dole.    The money train can and will end.   George wanted a war and he finally lit the fuse on the big one.   Bye bye slothie!

[SredniVashtar]

some interesting commentary...

I must check my dictionary, but I used to have a different understanding of the word 'interesting'. Isn't it a bit early in the morning to be starting in on the paint thinner?

[Open Lines Gerry]

I must check my dictionary, but I used to have a different understanding of the word 'interesting'. Isn't it a bit early in the morning to be starting in on the paint thinner?

You're just jealous that I'm one of the chosen few getting any shout-outs in some of these videos.  I enjoy George's take on the news of the day, and think that Noory's audience will as well after the pilot is picked up soon.

[SredniVashtar]

You're just jealous that I'm one of the chosen few getting any shout-outs in some of these videos. 

I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I gave some moments ago. Jeez, get some ventilation in that room, man!

I enjoy George's take on the news of the day,

Whatever 'take' means in this context. I think he is 'taking' the piss, that's all. Just like your increasingly crazed attempts to encourage this folly. Falkie, the shrewd observer of the political scene? I don't think he could count to eleven without needing to take his shoes off. It sounds like you're suggesting they bring back Firing Line, with Falkie as William F(at) Fuckley.

and think that Noory's audience will as well after the pilot is picked up soon.

Given the fact that shopping this abortion round the networks has already sent one of the brains trust to the ICU, I don't think we can expect this thing to be a pearl of great price, or likely to find a home anywhere soon. I don't think invoking Noory's audience is anything to be proud of either. I wouldn't put anything past that crowd, apart from basic hygiene and a vocabulary of more than 100 words.

[pate]

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And as I said before ( pay attention please and QUIT talking about a non existent maid ) my doctor will be back next month and will sign the paperwork to get my caregiver

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How many "care-givers" do you need, sir or madam>?

[Who]

I don't think invoking Noory's audience is anything to be proud of either. I wouldn't put anything past that crowd, apart from basic hygiene and a vocabulary of more than 100 words.

[Yorkshire pud]

You're just jealous that I'm one of the chosen few getting any shout-outs in some of these videos.  I enjoy George's take on the news of the day, and think that Noory's audience will as well after the pilot is picked up soon.

This neuro surgery you had.... erm, are you sure you didn't have a proctologist?

[Who]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol261m-Ftbw

"Kathy doesn’t do dishes.  I’m the only one who does dishes in here.  So, I don’t have a maid, I will have a caregiver.  And she will come in and do dishes, do the kitchen floor, vacuum and maybe dust and assist me with my laundry to take it downstairs. . . so there will be no maid. I don’t have a maid from maid service."

What are those disabilities again, Falkie?  A bad knee?  Brought about by a lifetime of shoving massive quantities of food into your mouth?  A sinus condition caused by a lifetime of bad or non-existent oral hygiene?  And tell us again why you need a caregiver to do your dishes, scrub the kitchen floor, vacuum and "assist" with your laundry?  It's strange how those "disabilities" don't stop you from hiking all over California doing useless videos, or "remotes" as you call them.  You hiked all over the New Life Expo in April tracking down hucksters, frauds and charlatans to interview.  You strut down the street to Starbucks. You're capable of renting a truck to reclaim your "collectibles" from Kathy's former friend.  How is it you're capable of loading and unloading trucks but you need a caregiver to do your dishes, vacuum your carpet, do your dusting and assist with your laundry?

I will admit, Senda, you do have one very real disability:  Narcissism coupled with extreme stupidity.  You've posted the minutiae of your life on YouTube and Bellgab in excrutiating detail.  If some government agency ever wants to build a case against you, you've done their work for them. 

[Yorkshire pud]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol261m-Ftbw

"Kathy doesn’t do dishes.  I’m the only one who does dishes in here.  So, I don’t have a maid, I will have a caregiver.  And she will come in and do dishes, do the kitchen floor, vacuum and maybe dust and assist me with my laundry to take it downstairs. . . so there will be no maid. I don’t have a maid from maid service."

What are those disabilities again, Falkie?  A bad knee?  Brought about by a lifetime of shoving massive quantities of food into your mouth?  A sinus condition caused by a lifetime of bad or non-existent oral hygiene?  And tell us again why you need a caregiver to do your dishes, scrub the kitchen floor, vacuum and "assist" with your laundry?  It's strange how those "disabilities" don't stop you from hiking all over California doing useless videos, or "remotes" as you call them.  You hiked all over the New Life Expo in April tracking down hucksters, frauds and charlatans to interview.  You strut down the street to Starbucks. You're capable of renting a truck to reclaim your "collectibles" from Kathy's former friend.  How is it you're capable of loading and unloading trucks but you need a caregiver to do your dishes, vacuum your carpet, do your dusting and assist with your laundry?

I will admit, Senda, you do have one very real disability:  Narcissism coupled with extreme stupidity.  You've posted the minutiae of your life on YouTube and Bellgab - in excrutiating detail.  If some government agency ever wants to build a case against you, you've done their work for them.

No way will Senda even imagine that him telling the world about his life could possibly have consequences; after all he's told those who advised him not to, to mind their own business. Him saying that will of course ensure that they do. Oh yes.

[Defwhale]

Hey there, glad you're stepping up to take one for the team as Sweet Kathy needs a good rogering. She hasn't seen any action since the Bush administration//

Isn't that around the time the term Numb Nuts became popular in describing the Falkies of the world?

Part of Falkies deal with George Noory is he no longer believes in coincidences either.

[Who]

Speaking of housekeeping, it's time to once again review this classic Somewhere in Grime With George Senda from October 23, 2013.  This may be THE classic Senda video.  It's a gold mine of memorable quotes.  Here are some of our favorites:

Well, Mr. Noory, uh, you know I got a bad knee.  I got a pair of broken glasses.  See? They’re broken.  They fall off my face when I try to bend over and pick something up.

And for the last couple weeks, and frankly the last couple of months since we bought our Prius, we’ve been runnin’ around like a chicken with our head cut off goin’ to get food from churches and other things because it’s eatin’ up every dime we can get.

I can’t do anything with the living room totally until I get the bedroom cleaned up and I can’t get the bedroom cleaned up until I get a really big check to get all the laundry that’s piled up in there and get it washed and put in the bins or boxes or something and get it off the floor.

My mother kept buying me clothes for years until I have no more room in there.

My knee swells up with fluid and I can’t clean up to your standards, George Noory.


And there's so much more.  The facial expressions, the excuses . . . it's all classic Senda.  It may be his best work ever. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zUwrBFUBo

[Defwhale]

Falkie, could you tell us what it is about your take of the news that you think your viewers and subscribers find interesting?  Or any of your other videos for that matter?

Because I'm guessing every single one of them, including Open Lines Gerry, is like Drone and Chris.  In other words, not your friend, not an admirer, not actually seriously interested in what you have to say.  I suggest the spectrum of those following or watching your videos range from those at one end who can't quite turn from an abominable person making incredibly bad videos showing what a train wreck he is, to those at the other end who for whatever reason enjoy watching the same.  Your thoughts?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I couldn't let this little gem go unremarked. You have nothing but time. When it comes to time, you are as rich as the Sultan of Brunei. I think you could probably sacrifice a little ball-scratching time to concentrate on a few things that are slightly more pressing.

Not as much as it might appear at first blush.  Falkie and Kathy run a route where they collect free food, vouchers, or cards to acquire food from stores.  It does take some time to scarf up all of the available charity out there.

[SredniVashtar]

Not as much as it might appear at first blush.  Falkie and Kathy run a route where they collect free food, vouchers, or cards to acquire food from stores.  It does take some time to scarf up all of the available charity out there.

I don't think Falkie has ever blushed in his life. I exclude the vivid crimson colour he turns when he bends to tie his shoe laces.

Have you turned into Falkie's advocate all of a sudden? Pro bono, of course.

Truly the End Times are upon us.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Have you turned into Falkie's advocate all of a sudden?

Is stealing from charities exculpatory compared to falsely claiming not to have any free time?

[SredniVashtar]

Is stealing from charities exculpatory compared to falsely claiming not to have any free time?

I think that's called a moot point. It sounds like he might have to hire you when he gets kicked out of his apartment. I don't know how high your fees are. Perhaps you'll just have to see SK and take it out in trade.

[Dateline]

Loved that detailed bathroom video of your work in progress,  Falkie.  I feel like a partner in the grime and that is a difficult emotion to raise.  Don't drop the glasses down the drain. . .

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[Who]

Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.

Fallkie, what vaccinations would I need before setting foot in your apartment?  The CDC has a list of vaccinations people should get before visiting third world countries.  I'm guessing the same list would apply to people coming to your apartment?

[Who]

Falkie appears to be singing in that first GIF.  I'm guessing he's singing "YMCA" by the Village People.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]