The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

annoying

I can see there's absolutely NO reason for me to post in here. Thanks for ruining it for me assholes.
I took enough abuse growing up. I'm not going to put up with it as an adult or in here or on this forum.
I'm done.

Effective immediately I will no longer be posting in Bellgab in any capacity.
A man can only take so much of being made to look like a complete and abject fool, of which I am not.
I will continue to post videos online and work to create a pod/videocast without mirroring or sync issues.
One must take a stand against those who seek to destroy a person.
This I have done. I hope the Flakie haters are happy now.

Have a great New Year.

[aldousburbank]

really?

I'd say this, you will never be like Aldous, I know personally he is a very good man, cares for his wife and family (even extended friends and family), and in no way do your jokes get to us here. 

You get to one person, Falkie, and even when you do, it's funny how you try to be exactly like him.  Are you trying to show him the error in his ways through flattery of mimicry?  It's not working, while your posts do continue to mock Falkie, they are doublely annoying in that you try to hard to be funny, and post exactly like him.

Yeh but I am pretty much a dik. And the last cacti pic is pretty cool, I think I took it. But I just hope Ell dude feeds cats or some shit heartful like that. You know, in real life and junk.

[aldousburbank]

I can see there's absolutely NO reason for me to post in here. Thanks for ruining it for me assholes.
I took enough abuse growing up. I'm not going to put up with it as an adult or in here or on this forum.
I'm done.

Effective immediately I will no longer be posting in Bellgab in any capacity.
A man can only take so much of being made to look like a complete and abject fool, of which I am not.
I will continue to post videos online and work to create a pod/videocast without mirroring or sync issues.
One must take a stand against those who seek to destroy a person.
This I have done. I hope the Flakie haters are happy now.

Have a great New Year.

Heh see, that's kind of good.

[steelbot]

When I was single and in my 20's, I would have loved to meet women with drinking problems.

lol Drone, I guess it depends on what you're looking for in a relationship...but I've always had a bit of chivalry in me, and even when I was out bartending at 21.  I saw it happen a lot, or the drunk girls coming to me because they were drunk and didn't know what they wanted except dick and drinks, and maybe not in that order.  It repulsed me to think that women (my age at the time) could act this way without one cent of care for themself.  I saw a lot of women get hurt, or go home with the wrong guys, and later you'd find out the guy got thrown in jail for beating on her or she got thrown in jail for the same thing lol.  IT just never turned out good for the people that were honestly alcoholics.

I do drink on occasion, yes, and dating someone that drinks is not a requirement to my life.  (i only drink in rare occasions anymore, due to the fact that I find it a complete waste of money and the side-effects far outweigh the benefits of "fun night" to be had.  I'd much rather toke up and enjoy life that way, especially considering it helps my back pain too. 

THat was my only premise for the whole, hey give her more type of attitude.  ESPECIALLY if it was someone you suspected of having another ailment such as Aspergers.  You could have no idea what kinda mixture the alcohol and the medication are doing to this person.  This person needed someone that could truly love them, and not someone looking to get in a "hot milf's" pants. 

Sorry, it just pains me to know someone out there needed help, and the best answer that could be given was, (and i'm paraphrasing) Hey you just need someone that can drink as much as you.  I've seen personally from my own father how alcohol can harm relationships.  He wasn't an angry drunk, he simply chose to drink a case a beer every night, when he came home from work at 6 and be passed out by 9, ready to wake up at 5am and go to work.  He had a very decent job too, as decent as supervisors for a manufacturing plant can be, but finally gave up his drinking.  At age 49-50 he quit drinking.  He finally broke, once he got remarried, and had 3 beers, but this was because he got bit by a snake on the golf course where he and my step mother live , down on "bolca del vista", and that was just because jokingly the guy at the club house offered it as snake anti-venom as a joke, and my step mother bless her heart said ya know what, it's been 17+ years, if you want a drink, who am I to stop ya, but you won't be drinking a case tonight.  So now he drinks again, responsibly, he's allowed a 6 pack per week! - he drinks 1 with dinner. 

I applaud the man, he's 67 years old now, and I couldn't be happier to call him my father, and am glad he's still here.  When I was a 18, I totally believed my dad would be dead by the time he was 55-60 just because of his drinking and smoking ways.  Now, every day is a gift that he is here, and wouldn't have wanted that to go any other way.

-Yes I am a little burned by that particular topic, only because my dad's first wife after mom died, was an alchoholic too, and she did nothing but ridicule my dads' drinking, while getting drunk herself on hard alcohol nightly.  She would continue to feed him drinks, but bitch at his drinking, while drinking....see the circle of life that can cause...it's not a good thing peeps, and I urge anyone that may or thinks someone close to them has a drinking problem to get help.  Your family or significant others have to be willing to understand and help you.  Take the time to realize it's for your benefit that the consumption rates drop. 

That being said, I know I am disposed more than likely to alcoholism in my family genes, and I HAVE been drunk beyond control on multiple occasions (i was former military so we drink as the only "LEGAL" thing we can do) - i've pissed people off while i've drank, and just came to the realization that I could keep a bottle of liquor in my fridge without drinking it, just because it was there.  Now it's maybe a drink with dinner if I go out, or a drink with friends at a gathering, but never beyond a couple at most.  I have complete control over my substance abuses (sorry pot, even you have been kicked to the side once or twice in my rollercoaster life, out of necessity and may again yet.)

SO take this with a grain of salt folks, I'm not trying to be holier than though, only offer unique perspectives of the topic, and how one man's lessons can be a tool for others to use for themselves and getting over their issues.


(YES, I do realize chris, you were young, not necessarily thinking clearly or beyond whats in your's and her's pants, but I do hope you have since matured a bit, and are now looking for more meaningful things in the women you desire than just getting drunk and romping.  (After all we need the women lol, not the other way around)

[Bart Ell]

Hey hey hey beaches! What's happening?


Miss me too much? I know, I know! I am back because I won't let a few simpleton haters who drank themselves full of haterade and ride the hatetrain down to hateville ruin the internet for me. It is not what Vint Cerf, Tim Berners-Lee or Al Gore envisioned or wanted.

I am taking the red wagon out later to see if I can find someone who will allow me to practice brain surgery on them. I have never attempted surgery before but I am sure I can do it, after all, I have more than 70 books on that very topic.



Mr Pebbles, the lead rabbit that visits me for food (and sometimes more, wink, wink) was trying to tell me something that seemed very important earlier but I just couldn't understand him. I wish I could speak rabbit, muskrat and porcupine so I could express to them that I want to be their friend and have tea parties with them.



My live-out girlfriend / maid wasn't able to come by today to wash the skid marks out of my drawers so I am currently going commando in the blue sweats. She has been busting my testies for months for me to make her my special curry dish but, as I told her, my oven runs too hot for me to make it properly. The only real thing my oven would be good for is sewer pipe but I can't confirm that, yet. Why doesn't she invite me over to her pad to make it for her? Good question, Tonto! Firstly, it takes 8 hours to make, that is 2 months worth of time together wasted all in one day. Secondly, she says I am a little to messy to actually enter her special place. I told her I could stay outside with the wagon and bunnies as it cooks but she really didn't seem very interested in having me even within eyeshot of her pad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry

[steelbot]

Yeh but I am pretty much a dik. And the last cacti pic is pretty cool, I think I took it. But I just hope Ell dude feeds cats or some shit heartful like that. You know, in real life and junk.

[nooryisawesome]

im·i·tate
. To use or follow as a model.

2.
a. To copy the actions, appearance, mannerisms, or speech of; mimic

imitation - atttraction model
People often subconciously you begin to mimick desired  partners actions due to a feeling of attraction.

[Bart Ell]

Diddly doo mothersquashers!

Dear Internet,

Can you loan me 300 bucks? My moms is refusing to pay my cell bill even though she kept nagging me to get it. So what if I called a bunch of pay per minute lines for my 63rd birthday! Moms, right?

I will use most of the 300 bucks to pay off that cell bill. Another portion will go to buying an issue of Voluptuous magazine that is missing from my collection. I am sure one of the rabbits stole it when I was sharing a can of chicken & liver with the cats.



I will use the last bit of the money to replace my lunch, which some uncaring fool stole out of the fridge even though I had my name on it!!! Lunch money doesn't grow on trees, you know. The rest of my boring, life choking day was ruined knowing someone else was enjoying my lunch while I had nothing. It is not my fault that my brain case can't hold more knowledge so I could get a better job somewhere that doesn't have a communal fridge.



Oh cruel internet, why can't you be a pal and do me a solid this one time? Isn't it bad enough I can't make any money because my cut and paste buttons don't work?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut,_copy,_and_paste

[Falkie2013]

im·i·tate
. To use or follow as a model.

2.
a. To copy the actions, appearance, mannerisms, or speech of; mimic

imitation - atttraction model
People often subconciously you begin to mimick desired  partners actions due to a feeling of attraction.

soon I will get a ganglion out of the MJ-12 freezer and give it to Bart Ell so he truly becomes a member of Falkie's group mind. Only then will he know the joy and awesomeness of being me.


And Free Art and bring him back here. Send out the agents to pick him up.



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[nooryisawesome]

OK Bart Ell  I work at Bioscience company. You'll find most jobs have communal fridges in labs. What great job do you have that makes you so much better than me?
You can go back to having your homo-erotic fantasys about Faulkie now.

[aldousburbank]

Bart and Faulkie,
Your last posts are awesome!  Now we got us a ball game. Play fair. No sand in the eyes. And keep your hands to yourselves

[jazmunda]

Bart and Faulkie,
Your last posts are awesome!  Now we got us a ball game. Play fair. No sand in the eyes. And keep your hands to yourselves

No biting or scratching. Definitely no pulling of hair or hair pieces.

[BobGrau]

soon I will get a ganglion out of the MJ-12 freezer and give it to Bart Ell so he truly becomes a member of Falkie's group mind...

That's it, Falkie wins.

[Bart Ell]

Hidy ho, Gabborinos!



Yes, I am in a much better mood now. I found half a kiwi in the communal fridge. Hands off Bluesmunda, I know just the mention of a kiwi sends your New Zealander mind into rape mode.

http://www.crime.co.nz/c-files.aspx?ID=11

Moms then called me and told me she would give me $20 towards the cell bill so now I only need $280! It would be easier for you, Mr. Internet Stranger, to loan me the cash than it would be for me to pawn my books, coins or porn collection. We really aren't strangers since we both listen to a radio and watch tv, right? All one big happy family!

http://happyfamilywellness.ca/

Guess what, friends? Almost 40 views of my So Booring cookbook review! Cha-ching! By my guestimation I earned $738 from those views! Take that Bob Gertrum - you said in a comment you left on my blog 5 years ago I would never land on my feet again and look at me now... high flyer!



I have not felt this good since that one time Mr Snugglebunny thumped his hind legs while sitting in my lap.  Once that YouTunes money comes in I will get an ipad, imac and maybe even a pigmy pony to ride on my videos.

[tertiaryimam]

LOL - so you would encrourage someone with a possible drinking problem the cure of date someone like me for instance, because I drink as much as you?  lol - having known and dated women with drinking problems, I can assure you - this would not help most.  In-case the situation ever happens again in your life, this is not the advice to offer them.  Be nice, and friend, but if someone does indeed have a problem drinking, offering to be there handing em beer cans or drinks, is never going to end well, and one or both of ya will get hurt in the deal.   

40's alksfdjlk ACK! - Watch it lol - there are probably more than you know of women on here in their 40's or close lol that are every bit as beautiful as they were when they were younger. 

I was 22 at the time. Me and her woulda been epic. She looked kind of like Janine Garofoloe before all the tattoos.

[tertiaryimam]

(YES, I do realize chris, you were young, not necessarily thinking clearly or beyond whats in your's and her's pants, but I do hope you have since matured a bit, and are now looking for more meaningful things in the women you desire than just getting drunk and romping.  (After all we need the women lol, not the other way around)

I've been clean and sober for 4 years now. I even quit smoking about a year and a half ago. The hardest shit I take now is coffee with powdered Wal-Mart creamer, Coke Zero and the occasional Benedryl or Dramamine to help me sleep. Sometimes I'll put Horchata in my coffee, too.

And yes, I am looking for more meaningful things in a woman than alcoholism. I want a girl who can ghost hunt and remain sexy at the same time. A sexy ghost hunter. Now that sounds about right. 

[Falkie2013]

I've been clean and sober for 4 years now. I even quit smoking about a year and a half ago. The hardest shit I take now is coffee with powdered Wal-Mart creamer, Coke Zero and the occasional Benedryl or Dramamine to help me sleep. Sometimes I'll put Horchata in my coffee, too.

And yes, I am looking for more meaningful things in a woman than alcoholism. I want a girl who can ghost hunt and remain sexy at the same time. A sexy ghost hunter. Now that sounds about right. 

I understand Sarah might be available. And you might hit the jackpot if she's a nice Jewish girl as well.



But here's another story that is really making me wonder as I just told Jazmunda in an inbox.
As amended & slightly added to.

I've been getting a lot of books to learn about how to do stuff on my Mac but some other ones to read or add to my paranormal collection. I can read some books in as little as a half an hour depending on the type. I have to take my glasses off to do so because right now it causes too much eye strain & gives me headaches to read with them on.

" But there's something else I AM seriously wondering about and literally right now.
I've been physically tired for weeks, dealing with the car, my gf being stressed out, broken glasses and then being sick. At times I get dizzy if I do too much and weak because I'm not getting enough sleep.

There IS a point to this story so kindly bear with me even more than usual.

I will admit to being a DIFFERENT kind of Jew. I played Santa on stage and loved it. I love the whole things surrounding Christmas and have always firmly believed that not everyone in the world is a jerk, particularly during holidays when you see people so stressed out and the jerks on line as well.

Anyway, I kind of always believed that there really IS  a Santa. I know it makes me to be a nut but with my Dad being Catholic and my learning Latin and my Mother being Jewish and my learning some Hebrew, I came from two different worlds and learned about saints and popes before I learned the shema.

We moved around a lot and I didn't have many long term friends. Everytime I'd make one, we'd move.

My Mother finally told my Dad when I was 11 that I was going to start going to temple and be a bar mitzvah boy. Hebrew still eludes me to this day. I can't remember the different symbols, yet I learned Spanish with flying colors, some German and even some Japanese.

So ... on Tuesday, I went out to shop. Barnes and Noble were packed and I had gotten a money order returned to me in the mail because a company I wanted to buy a new vaccuum cleaner from on credit returned it to me, the one I have is terrible.So I thought I had put it in my wallet.

Yesterday I looked everywhere for that money order. It was only $30 ( and is not the one from Area 51 Drone but MY money ). It was not in my wallet, not on my Mac table, and nowhere on any of the other tables in my living room. Believe me I looked everywhere.

So I resigned myself to having to call the company and tell them I lost it. I can't find the receipt for it either. I do have the money order # because the company put it in their letter.

By my front door is a small table where the giant industrial fan sits. Yesterday I picked up the remote for my blu ray player and put it on that fan table. There's a big brick wrapped up in newspaper which is used to keep the fan from falling onto the floor from its spot on top of a big milk crate, but other than 2 bricks, there is nothing else there.
I go by that table when I go out to get my mail & to feed the cats.

Yesterday I got several books including Brad and Sherry Steiger's Santa Miracles. I have a lot of their books ( around 40-50, I think ).

I came home really tired tonight and needed a nap but I told myself I would read it for a while before I went to sleep. I wound up reading it all the way through. Some of the stories weren't very miracleish and some made me cry ( deep down I'm that kind of guy ) but as I finished it, I said to myself outloud.

" I wish Santa would send someone to help me clean up this place. Kathy couldn't come by today and I can't clean up much because I can't see very well. "

The $30 was going to go into my glasses fund which I will order Tuesday (finally ! ) with a trip to Costco, Coastal wants too much.

I finished the book and got up to go into the kitchen to check on the water that was boiling for my egg noodles for the chicken soup I made last night and there on top of the brick folded up was my money order. It had NOT been there when I went out to get my mail at 430 pm.

Now I'm really wondering.

Is there really a Santa Claus ?

Skeptics would say no but I am now more sure than ever that there is.

Of course, the next question is if he's secretly Jewish but that's for another time. "

[tertiaryimam]

I understand Sarah might be available. And you might hit the jackpot if she's a nice Jewish girl as well.

Ghost Explorers Spirit Box EVP paranormal evidence in Fairplay Colorado

[tertiaryimam]

Is there really a Santa Claus ?

Skeptics would say no but I am now more sure than ever that there is.

All I want for Christmas is two sexy ghost hunters at once.

[Falkie2013]

Ghost Explorers Spirit Box EVP paranormal evidence in Fairplay Colorado

Is it me or does she look like she's chewing gum while she's trying to talk to Julia ?
And if the ghosts were real, they'd be telling the two women :

" Double date Imam. He thinks you're both hot AND sexy. "


Oh, one other thing. Not this past Saturday but the previous Saturday, I THOUGHT I heard John B. Wells say something about ' weaponizing pizza rolls '. Did anyone else hear that ? I thought he was making a joke at Noory's expense or something.
I had the show on and was making my dinner and was right next to the area where the radio sits on the shelf above my sink.

[Falkie2013]

OK Bart Ell  I work at Bioscience company. You'll find most jobs have communal fridges in labs. What great job do you have that makes you so much better than me?
You can go back to having your homo-erotic fantasys about Faulkie now.

Mega Roswell ROFLs !
OMG ! ...
And please, it's Falkie, not Faulkie.

[georgesucks]

Is it me or does she look like she's chewing gum while she's trying to talk to Julia ?
And if the ghosts were real, they'd be telling the two women :

" Double date Imam. He thinks you're both hot AND sexy. "


Oh, one other thing. Not this past Saturday but the previous Saturday, I THOUGHT I heard John B. Wells say something about ' weaponizing pizza rolls '. Did anyone else hear that ? I thought he was making a joke at Noory's expense or something.
I had the show on and was making my dinner and was right next to the area where the radio sits on the shelf above my sink.

Here you go. http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=2167.msg218979#msg218979  Its about the weaponize pizza rolls that John B Wells talked about.

[Falkie2013]

Here you go. http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=2167.msg218979#msg218979  Its about the weaponize pizza rolls that John B Wells talked about.

When I heard that I had thought I was either losing my mind or had gotten some alternate reality radio show.
I still can't believe Wells said that and Noory didn't pick up on it.
Could it be that Wells is a secret lurker on here with no portfolio, as in a diplomat not attached to an embassy ?
Only analogy I can think of at the moment.
Thanks for letting me know about it, I hadn't mentioned it because if I hadn't heard it ...

[Falkie2013]

All I want for Christmas is two sexy ghost hunters at once.

Ok, Imam. Here you go. 2 sexy ghosthunters, though you might have to talk to Tully about sharing his woman.


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[Bart Ell]

Me backy!

I am riding a money buzz knowing I am raking in the kaykay with my monetization skills! This one is working out so much better than when I tried to make myself into a human billboard for all my favorite companies.



Boom shaka! I took my Imac down to the ole smarties bar so they can show me how to unmirror myself - a skill that is impossible to google learn by myself - and the horrible place was closed! I am sure Gerk NoWay had something to do with that too.



I seen to have aggravated my ankle after that trip and probably won't be doing much walking in the next week. That is fine, I just ordered a bunch of things on Amazon that I will give one star reviews to because they will either not work the way I dreamed they would (Who thought a ham radio wouldn't be a food source?) or I will not know how to operate them and blame that on the company.

http://www.eham.net/ehamforum/smf/index.php?topic=88009.0

In sadder news, Colonel Kittypants had an unfortunate stumble today as she tried to get to my balcony for her feeding.



Don't fret, she is fine and will be mooching food again real soon. Maybe that is why I feel so close to the kitties and bunnies I feed, they mooch away with absolutely no shame or self awareness. If they had credit cards I bet they would have them maxed out too. I have at least 50 books on how not to have bad credit, I just need to get around to reading them one day.

I also had some other good news. I thought I lost a very important business document today. I looked everywhere. By that I mean I sat in my chair and swivelled around as much as I could and squinted. As I was climbing over my mounds of important mess something stuck to the bottom of my foot. Guess what it was? Yes, the document... along with a mint from the Chinese restaurant I visited last month. Jackpot!

I wish every day was like today, everything is coming up Flakie!

[Falkie2013]

Coming in 2014 on Amazon.com.

Make sure to pre-order to avoid being without a copy of what will be the hottest book of 2014 !



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[littlechris]

Coming in 2014 on Amazon.com.

Make sure to pre-order to avoid being without a copy of what will be the hottest book of 2014 !

Lol, Thats pretty clever! Falkie, good to see that you now have a  graphic artist on staff. Schweeeet!

[Bart Ell]

BOO! Night Owls

While Porch Hoorhay has his proof reader fixing up that other release, here is another book for all of you. I plan on auctioning this one off, with most the proceeds going to the bunnies of St Louis... minus a small restocking fee and my commission, of course. Those Voluptuous magazines don't buy themselves, you know!

[tertiaryimam]

Ok, Imam. Here you go. 2 sexy ghosthunters, though you might have to talk to Tully about sharing his woman.

I'm not smoochin her after she smooched Rick Moranis. Not until after a few drinks, that is.

Why do you have such horrible taste in sexy ghost hunters Falkie? Rick Moranis? As Sarah Palin says, "WTF"?

Here's a better one:

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[Falkie2013]

I'm not smoochin her after she smooched Rick Moranis. Not until after a few drinks, that is.

Why do you have such horrible taste in sexy ghost hunters Falkie? Rick Moranis? As Sarah Palin says, "WTF"?

Here's a better one:

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You asked for sexy ghost hunters. You didn't rate them ON their sexiness !