I don't watch The Simpsons very often (not more than once a week, usually Sunday) but I did catch a rare mid-week episode today called "Grift of the Magi".
For those who have never seen the episode, there is one line that seems to ring so true to me
the simpsons the ironing is delicious
The ironing is, indeed, delicious!
Imagine spending your days insulting a public figure, trying your bestest to be a public figure yourself with buttloads of misguided self promotion and then complaining when someone ribs you in the same manner!
It would be as crazy as making a video complaining how unprofessional and unprepared someone is and then, halfway through your video you go off to open a door for a rabbit. You stand up, stomp through a room polluted with a mess better suited for an episode of hoarders, bend over to show more ass crack than a team of plumbers on the way to the door.
You would think most people would start recording the video over, you know, to seem somewhat professional. Nope, not this jihad declarer!
Or you could complain how someone doesn't do any prep and then spend half a video trying to figure out how many cents a day a subscription would cost you because... wait for it... you didn't prepare those numbers beforehand!
Things like this don't seem possible in this human world, right?
As an old pal of mine wrote to me
Upon reading his prose I fell ill. Not because of any feelings of regret, no sir.
It was because it was like the pot met the kettle, both of them made from well polished black mirrored material. They also both had eyes so they could look at each other and they were in a room made from mirrors.
http://www.mcescher.com/
The noted New Zealand kiwi hoarder Bluesmunda will ignore the above link.
I do wish to issue an apology to those offended by my stripper stories. It was wrong of me to mention my expert cocksman abilities without providing links. I promise that more than one human has called me an expert swordsman, even if I do not have the links to back this statement up. Because of the lack of links I will retract my statement and issue a full apology.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cocksman
I only really had a few beef's with Falkie, one was sending me private messages to remind me to look at his posts. Or to assist with internet stalkers, that had too much personal information to begin with. I have my own troubles, and tribulations with being disabled, from military service, and just couldn't get it to sink in that unfortunately it was his own fault for giving away the information to begin with. After I politely told him to please refrain, i got the obligatory final message of this will be the last one, and i'm sure being mad and sorry was brought up, as with other private messages when people are shocked they're being shut off from a potential attention gathering source.
Two, was that he just seemed like he was trying TOO hard to get noticed, to the point that his schtick became that of a "reporter" - with complete nonsensical humor about the situation. I just chose to ignore many of his posts and videos, because I didn't find them entertaining enough to continue watching. Not because I had any issues with the guy's living conditions or box fans. I do find it funny in the same vein that Falkie himself would take such a ribbing and then be dumbfounded by the fact that on the Internet - people - JUST LIKE HIMSELF - have the same right to say whatever they want about you..so I find it hypocritically ironic - that you would take offense to someone calling you out on whatever they chose to, and then do the very same thing to Nooray.
Third, and this is the biggy of them all, it's not that I and everyone else around here haven't done it. But FALKIE, for the LOVE of god man, YOU DON'T have to write war and peace every time you want to tell a story. THE BEST THING you could do would be to start a blog and get your daily,hourly,second-by-second updates out there to the public that way - but to be fair, you're not a real reporter my friend. Your random musings are just that, random. you don't have to post the entire story and then a web link to a transcription of said conversation from the video link of the same name. Tinyurl is your friend.
Which brings me to you Bart Ell. Your postings, have become borderline duplicates of Falkies, but from the exact opposite position. So much so, that you too could learn from the very same lessons of the person you appear to be disliking. But your charade has either been to parody Falkie with such exact detail that I would gather you to be one in the same.
Quacks like a duck my friend, cause it only takes one white crow, or some shit.
Falkies to all!
-Scott
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