If You Suddenly Died...

Spooky Matter · November 03, 2013, 04:21:59 PM

There are some super smart people here and I have been wondering lately about this topic when the heavy, heavy extension bar of my BOWFLEX came down on top of my head the other day. The 2 secs that followed felt like a minute and I could only think, and now here I die.

Really I don't know how I'm alive. When u r younger who thinks about plans for this. There I would be for who knows how long, no fam in my state, with my cats eating my rotting flesh. No will. Nothing in writing. Not even up to date info for my Landlord.

Worse than my death what happens to my babies!? All this bothering me now for days. Even worse, don't speak with the banshee sister and if my dad were to die, then what? I think without a will my father would not even be allowed in to get my belongings.

I've now got a plan where my dad gets a daily "ok" text and if he did not get this after 2 days and zero response he calls my LL. The LL says fine he'd come by and check but even then then what? Do they let my father take my things or not?

I've never thought of this til that hit on the head $:-\$

Yes you are correct. No hubbies and no kids. Don't believe in them. One thing is for certain though, whomever says they'd take my cats comes into some major dough and I don't mean cookies!

georgesucks · November 03, 2013, 04:47:38 PM

Quote from: Spooky Matter on November 03, 2013, 04:21:59 PM
There are some super smart people here and I have been wondering lately about this topic when the heavy, heavy extension bar of my BOWFLEX came down on top of my head the other day. The 2 secs that followed felt like a minute and I could only think, and now here I die.

Really I don't know how I'm alive. When u r younger who thinks about plans for this. There I would be for who knows how long, no fam in my state, with my cats eating my rotting flesh. No will. Nothing in writing. Not even up to date info for my Landlord.

Worse than my death what happens to my babies!? All this bothering me now for days. Even worse, don't speak with the banshee sister and if my dad were to die, then what? I think without a will my father would not even be allowed in to get my belongings.

I've now got a plan where my dad gets a daily "ok" text and if he did not get this after 2 days and zero response he calls my LL. The LL says fine he'd come by and check but even then then what? Do they let my father take my things or not?

I've never thought of this til that hit on the head $:-\$

Yes you are correct. No hubbies and no kids. Don't believe in them. One thing is for certain though, whomever says they'd take my cats comes into some major dough and I don't mean cookies!

Well no more listening the crap to crap am with George Noory. Oh wait, I already don't listen to George Noory. Does that means I'm dead?

stevesh · November 03, 2013, 05:13:06 PM

Quote from: Spooky Matter on November 03, 2013, 04:21:59 PM
There are some super smart people here and I have been wondering lately about this topic when the heavy, heavy extension bar of my BOWFLEX came down on top of my head the other day. The 2 secs that followed felt like a minute and I could only think, and now here I die.

Really I don't know how I'm alive. When u r younger who thinks about plans for this. There I would be for who knows how long, no fam in my state, with my cats eating my rotting flesh. No will. Nothing in writing. Not even up to date info for my Landlord.

Worse than my death what happens to my babies!? All this bothering me now for days. Even worse, don't speak with the banshee sister and if my dad were to die, then what? I think without a will my father would not even be allowed in to get my belongings.

I've now got a plan where my dad gets a daily "ok" text and if he did not get this after 2 days and zero response he calls my LL. The LL says fine he'd come by and check but even then then what? Do they let my father take my things or not?

I've never thought of this til that hit on the head $:-\$

Yes you are correct. No hubbies and no kids. Don't believe in them. One thing is for certain though, whomever says they'd take my cats comes into some major dough and I don't mean cookies!

No wife, kids or cats to tear my cooling flesh, but I'd guess it would take a couple of days for word of my sudden death to get to anyone who cared. My thinking is that I'll be dead, so I don't worry about it. Unless I had a lot of valuable things (I don't) I don't much care if the cops and EMT's steal everything or if my family members (all of whom I get along with fine) end up with what I do have. I plan to be dead a long time.

You have a banshee sister ? Cool. Mine are just regular.

Spooky Matter · November 03, 2013, 05:23:03 PM

Quote from: stevesh on November 03, 2013, 05:13:06 PM
No wife, kids or cats to tear my cooling flesh, but I'd guess it would take a couple of days for word of my sudden death to get to anyone who cared. My thinking is that I'll be dead, so I don't worry about it. Unless I had a lot of valuable things (I don't) I don't much care if the cops and EMT's steal everything or if my family members (all of whom I get along with fine) end up with what I do have. I plan to be dead a long time.

You have a banshee sister ? Cool. Mine are just regular.

And if you pets and valuables?

Yes this her from at least 5 years ago.

Spooky Matter · November 03, 2013, 05:26:11 PM

Guess I'll need to find a cat lady.

Eddie Coyle · November 03, 2013, 07:05:48 PM

Sounds good.

ksm32 · November 03, 2013, 07:18:03 PM

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 03, 2013, 07:05:48 PM

Sounds good.

Dammit Eddie!

I had to remove my post because you killed me with just two fucking words. luv it.

Eddie Coyle · November 03, 2013, 07:24:35 PM

Quote from: ksm32 on November 03, 2013, 07:18:03 PM
Dammit Eddie!

I had to remove my post because you killed me with just two fucking words. luv it.

Sorry about that. This thread reminds me of a sociology class where we asked "if you were to die tomorrow?' ...being me, I said in front of the class "then my prayers will have been answered"

Some nervous laughter followed.

ItsOver · November 03, 2013, 07:32:21 PM

Quote from: georgesucks on November 03, 2013, 04:47:38 PM
Well no more listening the crap to crap am with George Noory. Oh wait, I already don't listen to George Noory. Does that means I'm dead?

No. However, if you were listening to Noory, you might think you'd died and gone to hell.

UnscreenedCaller · November 03, 2013, 09:36:03 PM

If I suddenly died tomorrow, I'd be passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet my maker. I'd be a stiff, bereft of life, resting in peace, metabolic processes history, kicked the bucket, shuffled off me mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin choir invisible. I'd be an ex-UnscreenedCaller.

georgesucks · November 03, 2013, 09:41:40 PM

Quote from: ItsOver on November 03, 2013, 07:32:21 PM
No. However, if you were listening to Noory, you might think you'd died and gone to hell.

Listening to George Noory is Hell. If I would die, I hope that I would not go to Hell. I hope that George Noory will head to Hell when he dies. His Hell will be eating at an all you can eat pizza rolls place.