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Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

Started by DesertFox, November 01, 2013, 08:13:24 AM

McPhallus

Dark Matter was essentially Art crop dusting all of us.

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

Source: urban dictionary

jazmunda

Quote from: McPhallus on June 30, 2014, 06:29:51 PM
farting while walking;
walking while farting;

I too can't quite work our which verb should go first.

McPhallus

Quote from: jazmunda on June 30, 2014, 06:34:15 PM
I too can't quite work our which verb should go first.

I guess it would depend on the ratio if walking: farting.

jazmunda

Quote from: McPhallus on June 30, 2014, 06:42:27 PM
I guess it would depend on the ratio if walking: farting.

It all depends on what I ate the night before.

onan

Fourteen times a day, totaling 1/2 liter of gas.

From last fall when the show ended...

Sweet baby Jasus it's the size of a billboard ! Sorry folks

phrodo

Quote from: McPhallus on June 30, 2014, 06:29:51 PM
Dark Matter was essentially Art crop dusting all of us.

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

Source: urban dictionary

FArt Bell?

cweb

Quote from: phrodo on July 02, 2014, 12:16:47 AM
FArt Bell?
"From the THIGH desert, and the great American fartfest..." *prrrrrbttt*

BattyBrooke

The devolution of this thread is soulcrushing.

jazmunda

Quote from: BattyBrooke on July 16, 2014, 01:30:22 PM
The devolution of this thread is soulcrushing.

Yeah because it started out on a real high note.

MV/Liberace!

Heyyyyyyy I remember this threeeeead!

Quote from: MV on July 18, 2014, 01:48:16 AM
Heyyyyyyy I remember this threeeeead!

Your parents must be very proud.

WOTR

Not with a bang, but with a whimper...

jazmunda

When I don't feel like cutting myself I come to this thread and read it aloud on the bathroom floor.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Redwolf on August 03, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
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Maybe we should get this going again. For the fun of it, and it annoys Sirius.

Gives people something to do.

jazmunda

Quote from: MV on August 04, 2014, 01:02:07 AM
Maybe we should get this going again. For the fun of it, and it annoys Sirius.

Gives people something to do.

And defy Art's wishes. Who do you think we are? George Noory and Premiere?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: jazmunda on August 04, 2014, 01:04:44 AM
And defy Art's wishes. Who do you think we are? George Noory and Premiere?

If I recall correctly, Art asked everybody to quit and they obliged with the hope that bugging off could help Art's position with Sirius on the no-compete agreement.  Well, it's pretty clear nothing is going to be worked out, so who cares if everyone was asked to stop. I like the idea of Sirius being bothered.

jazmunda

Quote from: MV on August 04, 2014, 01:16:22 AM
If I recall correctly, Art asked everybody to quit and they obliged with the hope that bugging off could help Art's position with Sirius on the no-compete agreement.  Well, it's pretty clear nothing is going to be worked out, so who cares if everyone was asked to stop. I like the idea of Sirius being bothered.

I do too. I was just being facetious.

I was not happy when Art asked us to stand down. Having said that I don't think our continued action would have achieved anything but I also knew our inaction wasn't going to help either. Only legal action on Art's part could have done anything and even that may not have borne fruit.

I am all for the harassment of the faceless men and that bitch Jess.

Quote from: Redwolf on August 03, 2014, 11:18:41 PM
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.    The protest really produced some wicked art work...you guys should do it again.

ItsOver

Quote from: jazmunda on August 04, 2014, 01:22:40 AM
I do too. I was just being facetious.

I was not happy when Art asked us to stand down. Having said that I don't think our continued action would have achieved anything but I also knew our inaction wasn't going to help either. Only legal action on Art's part could have done anything and even that may not have borne fruit.

I am all for the harassment of the faceless men and that bitch Jess.
Damn Jess.  And truckers.  Don't forget the damn truckers.  And cell phones.  Dang nab, high falut'n technology.  And... grumble, grumble.



WildCard

Quote from: jazmunda on August 05, 2014, 10:57:21 PM
Where can I donate? :P
Where can I steal this?

Ask not what you can do for Art. Ask what Art can do for you.

jazmunda

Quote from: b_dubb on August 05, 2014, 10:47:28 PM
http://www.artbellsucks.com

Will this site one day morph into "NooryGab.com - THE George Noory Fan .... I couldn't keep a straight face whilst saying that" forum?


 " Its all over...I have won." George P Noory

pate

Is that the one where Noory is asked to take the breathing test?  The one where he holds his breath until like a child he wakes up to a new reality?

Not telling him that children cannot hold their breath that long &c?

Redwolf

I say Yes! Let's start it back up...
Just need someone to get it to the 'right eyes'.

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