HELP! People are following me!

[casioson]

some kids almoust got an assbeating of there life.... I was sitting in the dark in the mancave and i started to see a little red dot from a laser pointer dart around on the wall. so i ran outside and there was some kid... well he looked older.. maybe around my age... he had a lazer thing in his hand... it was big.. it was like a pro lazzer.. not like one you would use to drive the cat crazy... he was with two others and they ran off with him when i came running out.... I would have smashed him.. Kind off odd.. weird things have been going on with me... last week i went out and i kept seeing the same people over and over... It was this one guy i saw him at walmart them i saw him when i got my mail... but before i went home i went to subway and there was this woman... after i went to get the mail at home i went to kmart then target... well at target i saw the woman from subway... at kmart i saw some guy then i saw him when i went after i went home from target he was waiting for the bus across the street when the taxi dropped me off....

[area51drone]

Sounds like you're ready for a whole night's worth of content as a guest on Coast to Coast.  I'm emailing George your contact info right now...

[Juan]

Yeah, they're out to get me, too.  There have been countless times I've gone into the grocery store, noticed a person entering at the same time, gone around the store and picked my items, gone to the checkout line, and there is the person who entered the store with me standing in line.  Obviously that person is following me.  There are no coincshdenshes.

[aldousburbank]

Karma

[FightTheFuture]

Dont keep your windows open. Laser pointers do NOT go through glass.

[lonevoice]

Set up surveillance cameras in every room of your home and run a live stream.  Upload it to youtube and link it here so we can all watch.

[onan]

Set up surveillance cameras in every room of your home and run a live stream.  Upload it to youtube and link it here so we can all watch.

brilliant

[MrMajestik]

The same thing is happening to me too!
What makes it worse is that they are all shape shifters and they keep changing their appearance.
It sounds like we're kindred spirits

[ItsOver]

Are they yelling "brains! brains!....?"

[Eddie Coyle]

Set up surveillance cameras in every room of your home and run a live stream.  Upload it to youtube and link it here so we can all watch.

    Great idea! But it requires a move to Japan.

[casioson]

I live in the capital of my state.. very big city.. but i see the same people a lot.. I remember seeing this woman and the men before. I remember seeing lazer pointers being pointed thor my window before when i was in my 20's but it was a green lazer and the last one was red.. and its one where you can see the whole beam... not just the point... so it was more of a lazer beam then a lazer pointer....

[casioson]

    Great idea! But it requires a move to south korea.

Fyp..... but.. she is why i started to notice and remember this stuff.....

[Eddie Coyle]

Fyp..... but.. she is why i started to notice and remember this stuff.....

     Duly noted. I doubt North Korea has laundromats at all.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Are they yelling "brains! brains!....?"

My high school reunion class! Hi guys!

[guildnavigator]

Cheese Ad- New Attitude (1993)

[casioson]

     Duly noted. I doubt North Korea has laundromats at all.

No... the laundromat is in japan, chip-chan is in south korea..

[somatichypermutation]

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[aldousburbank]

The Grateful Dead used to follow me.

[area51drone]

I'm telling you, George will eat this stuff up!  You'll get a whole 3 hours dedicated just to you, probably won't even have time for callers.

And then you'll have a follow up with John B Wells, because he will let you take him down that road he doesn't want to go down, just because he can and because he can't, and he will think of ten self deprecating ways to talk about himself before he lets you start your story.   Because he's just the messenger on the mothership.   

[casioson]

I saw the same three people today.... i saw the woman on the bus. and i saw one of the men at starbucks and the other man i saw him at walmart.

[The General]

I saw the same three people today.... i saw the woman on the bus. and i saw one of the men at starbucks and the other man i saw him at walmart.

I have an idea for you.
Tell them you'd like to share a personal message with them from Jesus.
You'll never see them again.

[The General]

The Grateful Dead used to follow me.

now that's funny.

Back when I smoked a lot of pot (in another lifetime),
people would compliment my joint rolling abilities and I'd tell them,
"I used to roll for the Doobie Brothers."

[widespread1]

The Grateful Dead used to follow me.

Haha they followed me to about sixty shows

[casioson]