George Noory photoshop gallery

[pate]

I am sick of these "PooraNoorlDave" spe-mails:

How are Yew, %^pate%^?

Erma shingles having Man, twerking to hove fungus!

Shleps meat!

Hur's my picshure:

-Dave

Not Sure, if the full HD pic came through, I hope the thumbnail will suffice...


Dave, please STOP!

[Sean92008]

Always inspired by the posts...  Trying to find some anime that I feel I can do something with... 

In the mean time:

[pate]

Noorily bad, Sean.

I try to OneMinus that:

'pologies.  But the subject matter lends itself to awful...

IMaHO.

[UFQuack]

Click for larger image:

[Crapphazzard]

I thought these were extinct? 

[Sean92008]

Assholes who put on a public personae like Noory deserve to be the first to fall in the revolution.  This particular one is headed by Art Bell.

[Sean92008]

Eh...

[Crapphazzard]

jorch sure loves to sing

[ziznak]

just found this on fartbook.... herrmerrrrrgrrrrd.  I just wish his whole head was in the shot.

classshic noory head for photoslopping right hurrrr

and the "man-in-hat" photo-bomber in the back is great too!!  just lookin at jorch like....

"yewwwwwwww... mutha.... fuckahhhhh"

[Northern Nights]

I just wish his whole head was in the shot.

Someone with Photoshop skills could take an image of the right side of the head, then reverse it and plaster that on the left side.  It maybe won't look right but would only add to the hilarity.

[ziznak]

Someone with Photoshop skills could take an image of the right side of the head, then reverse it and plaster that on the left side.  It maybe won't look right but would only add to the hilarity.

this is true... I was just going to harvest his face but now I may take the whole head!!

[ItsOver]

this is true... I was just going to harvest his face but now I may take the whole head!!

Please.  Take his whole head.  And bury it "somewhere deep below the Earth."

[ziznak]

Please.  Take his whole head.  And bury it "somewhere deep below the Earth."

if only it were that simple... with our luck it would sprout roots, grow into a tree, and then (im gunnah puke) start producing fruit!!

imagine a forest full of Noorwoods?... little Noor-apples .... ah kill me now

[pate]

...

harvest his face

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHyadlNZnDY

'nother thang:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi-zMgZ6k_U

[UFQuack]

Let's just say the project intrigued me.



A few points:

1. Jorch's face has defied the natural direction of light.
2. I gave Meathead a friend in the background 
3. That's a lotta brown wall!
4. In adding a collar on the left (or Jorch's right)...things got a little twisted.
5. I don't know what that pink thing is near the collar.
6. LOL @ ItsOver's comment.
7. I'm sorry Northern Nights, I don't have photoshop skills, but I can sort of slob-job it in my favorite destructive image editor, GIMP.
8. Ziznak, cut and paste!

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGA49vVXItA

[ItsOver]

if only it were that simple... with our luck it would sprout roots, grow into a tree, and then (im gunnah puke) start producing fruit!!

imagine a forest full of Noorwoods?... little Noor-apples .... ah kill me now

Hahaha.    Here's a Noorwood creeping out Dorothy. 

[ziznak]

Let's just say the project intrigued me.



A few points:

1. Jorch's face has defied the natural direction of light.
2. I gave Meathead a friend in the background 
3. That's a lotta brown wall!
4. In adding a collar on the left (or Jorch's right)...things got a little twisted.
5. I don't know what that pink thing is near the collar.
6. LOL @ ItsOver's comment.
7. I'm sorry Northern Nights, I don't have photoshop skills, but I can sort of slob-job it in my favorite destructive image editor, GIMP.
8. Ziznak, cut and paste!

Egggggggcellent UFQuack!!

itsOver... I may have to actually put together a "noorwood forest" photoslop.

you guys just get my creative juices flowin!!!  you can take that however you want!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Egggggggcellent UFQuack!!

itsOver... I may have to actually put together a "noorwood forest" photoslop.

you guys just get my creative juices flowin!!!  you can take that however you want!

Noory looks more and more like an old woman everyday. I envision him with a babushka headscarf on his head and a French bread under an arm.

[Crapphazzard]

 

[Tapkaara]

What is the origin of "Jorch?"

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory looks more and more like an old woman everyday. I envision him with a babushka headscarf on his head and a French bread under an arm.

Looks more and more like Bea Arthur

[Gumby, Dammit]

What is the origin of "Jorch?"

Yesh, of coursh!

[UFQuack]

Click to see:

[Inglorious Bitch]

What is the origin of "Jorch?"

That's how he pronounces his own name.

[ItsOver]

What is the origin of "Jorch?"

He slinked out of the ooze of a used car lot during the Noorassic period.

[ziznak]

check out the the "jorch's ipad thread" for the origin of "jorch."
speaking of which i think ol jorchy boy has been chewing on my avatar!!!
before:


after:

[ziznak]

oh dear.... nobody ate the head?? scary...

[ItsOver]

oh dear.... nobody ate the head?? scary...

I thought we were saving it for Tommy.  He likes things that are crunchy and have a creamy filling.

[Dateline]

I thought we were saving it for Tommy.  He likes things that are crunchy and have a creamy filling.

Is that like pork brains and gizzards?